please nutrition experts needed unusual ?

[crackedegg]

Hi.Im new.I will try not to junk u ^ with ?'s that are very easy to find own my own.I am 100 % positive youve never heard this one before. Its just a crazy idea I have. I have some animal vitamins (in a tube like toothpaste) for my cat who is sick and not eating from vet.I am shocked by the calorie ratio it contains in just one tablespoon.
I tasted some (nasty!!) but not much. I eat,lift,and stay hydrated as best I can like most others do. Heres the info on the stuff. Wondering if it'd hurt for me to take "small" (1/2 to 1 TEA spoon) each night before bed.

Info for 1 TABLE spoon( divide by 3 for cals i will prob. get if take TEA spoon)

Calorie Content:4420 kcal--its for sick animals who are unable to eat-i want to use as a booster.

All below is for 1 TEA spoon (amount i will take)

Crude protein 0.7 %
Crude Fat 34.5 %
Calcium .16 mg
Phosphourus .02mg
Iron .47mg
Iodine .50mg
Magnesium .38mg
Manganese .90mg
Potassium .15mg
Vit.A 940IU
Vitamin D3 54 IU
Vitamin E 5 IU
Vit b1 1.7mg
Vit. B2 .2 mg
Vit.B6 .8 mg
Vit B12 1.9mcg
Folic Acid .2mg
Niacin 1.9mg
Pantothenic Acid .9 mg

Also includes Linoleic,linolenic,elcosapentanoic acid,docosahexanoic acid and omega 6/omega 3 fatty acids.

Its what the label says high in fat i know, but im bulking and im crazy so yumyum any advice?

[crackedegg]

anyways Id appreciate any decent responses

[thick one]

I'd say your egg is cracked!! don't take that sh!t! you'd be better off taking a multi-vitamin and washing it down with some crisco.. if all you are going to take is 1/2-1 teaspoon, f u c k that, get some flax seed oil/olive oil and add to a protein drink befor bed --the sh!it is dirt cheap if $$ is of concern. and dude, what about your sick cat, you animal neglecting, cat med stealin MOTHE R FUC KK!!

[TheChosenOne]

The worst part about taking these is that you chase your tail and start sh*tting in your neighbor's yard. Aside from that they work wonders.

[crackedegg]

just a late night idea,seemed like an easy way to get 4400 cals in 5 minutes

[crackedegg]

p.s. I love my cat,have plenty of this crap.