the monkey is back

**saluu** · 05-03-2005, 02:38 PM

sorry boyz i been away romancing away you see when you have a girlfriend it so damn hard to do anything. IN fact i sometimes feel like throwing my cell phone in da river. They constantly call on you shit check up if your going clubbing so i stay home till 1030 talking to her and telling her im home as usual just when she hangs up i hit the clubs at night. Anyways these chcecks constantly watch everything from the hair on your face , too nose , too eye brows hell i even had to get that waxed some lady was laughing at me like i was some kind a fag. I loved it i had two hotties all over me doing the eyebrows i felt like banging them porno style right on the chair. The best was if they shaved my hair banana down under and thread it. In fact if even shaved my banana these girls watch everything. Anyways the monkey

has lost 15 pds stopped my sus cycle im down to 230 sweet from 260 i have kept protein high and carbs low and am getting shredded . cardio 1 hr everyday and diet has been so strict unreal i wanna thank everyone here for educating me on how to lose weight and turned me into a player. now the monkey is getting laid right lift and center . Anyways now if i only had the body im my gym buddy the guy is shredded i plan to look like him it will be hard. No more cycle im doing it naturally diet and cardio and get bodyfat down to 200.

question i had is i have sus and winny left i will use later . anyways i was 250 at 22 percent bodyfat now i am at 230 so what is my bodyfat now im 6 1 feet tall and i have lost some muscle but not whole lot i have kept protein high my abs are visible alittle now what would i have to be to get down to 5 percent or 8 percent bodyfat or 10 percent help . thanks i wanna get shredded like get a lean face my face is already lean a abit of double chin but overall the fat is gone thanks.

RA · 05-03-2005, 02:46 PM

Is the monkey doing any recreational bananas?

**956Vette** · 05-03-2005, 02:47 PM

5% bf is sicly comp percentage. 8% isnt likely anytime soon, especially maintainable if you are naturally more of an endomorph. You would be happy with a healthy 14-15bf level i believe

Great to see things going well, and glad to hear from you saluu

**Rob** · 05-03-2005, 02:50 PM

post some pics

**Swifto** · 05-03-2005, 02:52 PM

Keep up with the diet and cardio and that goal of under 10%BF will one day be obtainable, just takes time and dedication

I'm lucky, mines around 7 - 8.5% (endo)

**MaNofSteeL** · 05-03-2005, 03:05 PM

**SS1476** · 05-03-2005, 03:06 PM

HAHAHA good use of the smilies

welcome back, I always enjoyed reading
your threads

**saluu** · 05-03-2005, 03:25 PM

i will post later busy but someone answer the question what is my bodyfat now i was 250 at 22 percent now im 230 6 1 feet tall i wanna go down to 10 percent bodyfat how much weight do i have to lose thanks. help

**CrispyHaole** · 05-03-2005, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by saluu

i will post later busy but someone answer the question what is my bodyfat now i was 250 at 22 percent now im 230 6 1 feet tall i wanna go down to 10 percent bodyfat how much weight do i have to lose thanks. help

Depends, if you lost all muscle then your bf% is actually higher...u need to get yourself clipered at the least. # of lbs lost doe NOT equal a certain %bf lost.

**MaxPayne** · 05-03-2005, 05:11 PM

Saluu, post a pic of your new girl friend .

**Juddman** · 05-03-2005, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by MaxPayne

Saluu, post a pic of your new girl friend .

Do it..

RA · 05-03-2005, 06:20 PM

Ok bro, heres a good link for you- www.adultadd.com

**Consistency** · 05-03-2005, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by saluu

i will post later busy but someone answer the question what is my bodyfat now i was 250 at 22 percent now im 230 6 1 feet tall i wanna go down to 10 percent bodyfat how much weight do i have to lose thanks. help

if you went from 250 at 22% and now are 230lb then your BF% is 16% (I calculated in a 5lb muscle loss)

**swoll4589** · 05-03-2005, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Ok bro, heres a good link for you- www.adultadd.com

dont hate on my roid moneky just cause hes different

**boywonder10101** · 05-03-2005, 07:03 PM

Not trying to jack your post Mr. Saluu, but how can you calculate your bodyfat %?

**Jantzen4k** · 05-03-2005, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Ok bro, heres a good link for you- www.adultadd.com

saluu i read a story about you....

...i(saluu) once turned over 15 cars...i pulled a phone booth out of the cement and threw it...i beat up that hitchhiker real bad for no reason

**wilthepill123** · 05-03-2005, 07:37 PM

I think we're all missing the big picture is that a girls actually attracted to this guy

**saluu** · 05-03-2005, 07:48 PM

now if my natural test could come back sooner would be great so i could sex with her monkey style. now she is getting touchy with me elbowing me and telling me to read her hand what should i do my banana aint workin yet .

**Mesomorphyl** · 05-03-2005, 07:49 PM

How about a picture of his sister... If she looks anything like the roid monkey, she probably got beat with an ugly stick after falling out of an ugly tree.

**saluu** · 05-03-2005, 07:52 PM

hey meso suck it you piece a trash take your nigga ass out of here before i send you to jail just like your avatar . If the monkey comes after your ugly punk ass the only place you will have is jail to survive the roid monkeys rage . you skin shit you call your self bodybuilder post your picture here so we all could laugh at your ethiopian body.

**MILPOLDAN1** · 05-03-2005, 07:53 PM

you guys are all funny, man saluu your post are always so long

**Shay-d** · 05-03-2005, 07:57 PM

Here we go again with this saluu thing.

**Dave321** · 05-03-2005, 08:01 PM

I have heard sooooo much!

**Trackman 37** · 05-03-2005, 08:05 PM

A month ago you wanted to be over 300 pounds and be the biggest roid monkey ever. Now you want to be 200 pounds at 5% Bf. What the F--- !! At least your not harming yourself anymore doing a massive cycle with no ryhme or reason to it. Good luck monkey bro whatever you end up doing.

**Jantzen4k** · 05-03-2005, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by saluu

hey meso suck it you piece a trash take your nigga ass out of here before i send you to jail just like your avatar . If the monkey comes after your ugly punk ass the only place you will have is jail to survive the roid monkeys rage . you skin shit you call your self bodybuilder post your picture here so we all could laugh at your ethiopian body.

roid monkey rage!!!!

**swoll4589** · 05-03-2005, 08:22 PM

tell meso saluu!!!!!!!!!

**Mesomorphyl** · 05-04-2005, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by saluu

hey meso suck it you piece a trash take your nigga ass out of here before i send you to jail just like your avatar . If the monkey comes after your ugly punk ass the only place you will have is jail to survive the roid monkeys rage . you skin shit you call your self bodybuilder post your picture here so we all could laugh at your ethiopian body.

LOL, roid monkey rage... Do you think I am black? And for shame... there has got to be some big ethiopians, well, maybe not. But it did give me an idea how you could loose your weight... Strap some of those oreos that you love to eat for breakfast to your back and go to ethiopia, you will have to out run those hungry dudes.

SALUU

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**M@dm@n 9** · 05-04-2005, 07:44 AM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

LOL, roid monkey rage... Do you think I am black? And for shame... there has got to be some big ethiopians, well, maybe not. But it did give me an idea how you could loose your weight... Strap some of those oreos that you love to eat for breakfast to your back and go to ethiopia, you will have to out run those hungry dudes.

SALUU

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Meso..thats fvcking hilarious....but really saluu...post some pics for all yoru fans. And if you dont mind, one of your girlfriend, im tired of laughing at you

RA · 05-04-2005, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by M@dm@n 9

Meso..thats fvcking hilarious....but really saluu...post some pics for all yoru fans. And if you dont mind, one of your girlfriend, im tired of laughing at you

Bro its going to take a while. Hes got to take her out of the package, blow her up, and do something about the permanant bj look on her face..

**clhp20** · 05-04-2005, 08:00 AM

I found a pic of the real Saluu, here ya go for eveyones veiwing pleasure..

**M@dm@n 9** · 05-04-2005, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Bro its going to take a while. Hes got to take her out of the package, blow her up, and do something about the permanant bj look on her face..

Roid attack... all of you gotta quit making me laugh.... i am starting to get dizzy....i really am sorry saluu...its not your fault... gotta take what GOD gave you, unfortunately you have to look at her every night

**Booz** · 05-04-2005, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by clhp20

I found a pic of the real Saluu, here ya go for eveyones veiwing pleasure..

**soo2bhuge** · 05-04-2005, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Bro its going to take a while. Hes got to take her out of the package, blow her up, and do something about the permanant bj look on her face..

hahaha.

***Narkissos*** · 05-04-2005, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Bro its going to take a while. Hes got to take her out of the package, blow her up, and do something about the permanant bj look on her face..

Owned!

***Narkissos*** · 05-04-2005, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

Saluu>

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Ditto

**yikes!!** · 05-04-2005, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

How about a picture of his sister... If she looks anything like the roid monkey, she probably got beat with an ugly stick after falling out of an ugly tree.

and then got hit by an ugly truck.......haha

**956Vette** · 05-04-2005, 08:06 PM

quit hazing saluu guys, all in good humor or thread is closed

***Narkissos*** · 05-04-2005, 08:10 PM

'k Vette...Welcome back Saluu.

**V5RED** · 05-04-2005, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by saluu

hey meso suck it you piece a trash take your nigga ass out of here before i send you to jail just like your avatar . If the monkey comes after your ugly punk ass the only place you will have is jail to survive the roid monkeys rage . you skin shit you call your self bodybuilder post your picture here so we all could laugh at your ethiopian body.

surprised noone said nething bout this shitty racist post.....?? also i doubt you were below 30%bf in those pics u posted, ive been low 20's before and i have never had multiple chins, nor was i mistaken for someone who didnt work out

***xxx*** · 05-06-2005, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
How about a picture of his sister... If she looks anything like the roid monkey, she probably got beat with an ugly stick after falling out of an ugly tree.

surprised noone said nething bout this shitty racist post.....??