**** Help I Just Stabbed Myself In The Dick With A Needle (not A Joke)

**Swifto** · 05-23-2005, 05:03 AM

Originally Posted by Geeezer

I agree!

RA · 05-23-2005, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Taiboxa for president

Get a room!

**co2boi** · 05-23-2005, 06:30 AM

Originally Posted by znak

When my daddy tol' me that there were all kinds o' people in this world, I simply had no idea... do you crush beer cans on your dick also?
Can you post a picture?

And why do you want to see pics of that?

***xxx*** · 05-23-2005, 06:52 AM

omg I can t believe the degree of szupidity that has to be involved stabbing his own penis

RA · 05-23-2005, 06:56 AM

cmon xxx, I stab myself in the penis at least once a week.

**Habanero** · 05-23-2005, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by Luminaire

hi guys, ok I was throwing out some needles, and apparently the rubber top on one of them fell off, i was putting them in a paper bag and i went to squish the bag so i pushed against my pubic area, and i stuck my dick with a needle! Theres a huge ball now where i stuck my dick and i dont know what to do it really ****in hurts what if there was test and shit on the end of the needle and i hit myself in a vein or something it really ****in hurts plz help...

Now we can all call you "needle dick".

**znak** · 05-23-2005, 07:38 AM

Originally Posted by co2boi

And why do you want to see pics of that?

Cuz I'm kind of sick...

**co2boi** · 05-23-2005, 07:41 AM

Originally Posted by znak

Cuz I'm kind of sick...

Ok, cool....that I can relate to

**The Baron** · 05-23-2005, 09:26 AM

A sharps container is three bucks at walgreens.

**nomore1324** · 05-23-2005, 12:21 PM

this reminds me of a thread i was linked up to from uk muscle too long ago where a guy did misunderstood glute injection and posted a thread about how bad his asshole hurts from shooting in it. haha it was the funniest thread i have ever seen if anyone wants to see it ill post the link just post up under me so i know there is interest before i go find it. and guy, never smash a bag of needles against your johnson or anywhere for that matter

**co2boi** · 05-23-2005, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by nomore1324

this reminds me of a thread i was linked up to from uk muscle too long ago where a guy did misunderstood glute injection and posted a thread about how bad his asshole hurts from shooting in it. haha it was the funniest thread i have ever seen if anyone wants to see it ill post the link just post up under me so i know there is interest before i go find it. and guy, never smash a bag of needles against your johnson or anywhere for that matter

holy hell. I don't know which scenario is worse to be honest

**safobuddy** · 05-23-2005, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by nomore1324

this reminds me of a thread i was linked up to from uk muscle too long ago where a guy did misunderstood glute injection and posted a thread about how bad his asshole hurts from shooting in it. haha it was the funniest thread i have ever seen if anyone wants to see it ill post the link just post up under me so i know there is interest before i go find it. and guy, never smash a bag of needles against your johnson or anywhere for that matter

HAHA, yeah I remember that thread. I was on the floor LMFAO. Funniest thread ever. This guy actually shot into his corn hole. ouch!!!!

**jimihendryx** · 05-23-2005, 01:38 PM

Hey, some chicks might dig the bump.

Sort of a "ribbed for her pleasure" sort of thing.

Seriously, though... if you're that "hard up" to biggie size the bishop, try one of those Austin Powers style penis pumps. They probably don't work, but less trips to the ER.

**needle** · 05-23-2005, 08:40 PM

That by far tops the weirdest story Ive heard ! Man you got some bad luck!
Too bad u didnt have some synthol in there lol!!!!

**Glock-19** · 05-23-2005, 08:57 PM

Be worried about infection. Thats not a part of your body that you want to get gang green on. I hope you will be more carefull in the future with that stuff.

**SS1476** · 05-23-2005, 09:13 PM

Good luck bro, I cant imagine going through
that...

Originally Posted by safobuddy

HAHA, yeah I remember that thread. I was on the floor LMFAO. Funniest thread ever. This guy actually shot into his corn hole. ouch!!!!

OMG...thats crazy..

**JustaFreaK** · 05-23-2005, 11:44 PM

rofl

**sharky** · 05-24-2005, 12:11 AM

dont know if you are ****ing around but if not i say wait on going to the doc. think about it. many of us get a lump after a shot. it happens. gust keep clean and watch it for a little while. then go if you need to. that is if it was your needle. good luck bro.

PT · 05-24-2005, 01:39 AM

im not to into checking out other men's penis's but you seriously have to post a pic of this bro. its 3:50am and im laying in bed laughing my ass off thinking about this happening to you. actually you should be happy it punctured your penis instead of your balls because alot more damage could of been caused if you punctured your balls with a 1.5" 18g needle.

**gooroo** · 05-24-2005, 07:09 AM

You said "went to squish the bag so i pushed against my pubic area" All I have to say to you my freind is you're and IDIOT.
You should be putting pins in an old protien bucket container or something. Not in a bag and who the hell tries to squish a bag full of needles?

IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT!!!

**Luminaire** · 05-24-2005, 10:48 AM

hey, im not saying that wasnt the stupidest thing ever lol it was you dont have to tell me, and my peepee is back to normal woke up this morning and the swelling is all gone, im going to attempt jacking off now

**The Baron** · 05-24-2005, 10:56 AM

Let's hope it all comes out the end, then.

**irepdaronx** · 05-24-2005, 11:03 AM

this guy was tryin 2 spot shoot hahaha

**Luminaire** · 05-24-2005, 11:18 AM

****. I was about to jack off, and ive discovered that half of my penis is now purple (the skin on the top where i injected around), Im going to try and post a picture right now.

**gooroo** · 05-24-2005, 11:28 AM

thanks for the warning, I will eat lunch and come back.

**oc pitbull** · 05-24-2005, 11:33 AM

I cant believe this is real this should go with the possible side effects of AS.

**TheDfromGC** · 05-24-2005, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by gooroo

You said "went to squish the bag so i pushed against my pubic area" All I have to say to you my freind is you're and IDIOT.
You should be putting pins in an old protien bucket container or something. Not in a bag and who the hell tries to squish a bag full of needles?

IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT!!!

lol thats what i was thinking, a bag full of paper or cardboard u can try to squish down, but needles......??? where is ur head at? and then u push it against ur lower area??? come on man