Please anyone!!!!, please give me some information

**promisetothekill** · 07-08-2006, 10:43 PM

ummmm....I'm new here and I really need some information on steroids . Through highschool I was in football and worked everday until jr year. I never really worked much after that.

The problem is that i feel I can never gain wieght so matter how hard I try. I never see gains in muscle mass. I was looking into steroids and it looked quite inticing. I'm 18 years old now and want to start training to become a fire-fighter. I basically just wish I had a really big and bulky physique. I see pictures all over fitness and muscle magazines and it's just so hard cause I feel like I can never attain a boddy like that cause of the way I'm built. I can never gain wieght.

so I was wondering...do you think steroids would be a good idea? Needles freak the $hit out of me, but the pills would be awesome. I haven't worked out for more than a year and my max went down drasticaly on every exersice. Would it be smart to take steroids? I want immediate results. I want to get buff fast and I heard this was the way to do it, but the side effects sound kind of shitty, infertility, mood swings, hair loss, severe acne. Does all that actually happen?

IT WOULD BE GREAT IF ANYONE COULD GIVE ME ANY INFORMATION> I"M TOTALY IN THE DARK...

**shortie** · 07-08-2006, 10:52 PM

Steroids would be a horribly terribly shitty idea for you. You are just 18, with proper diet and workouts you can achieve a lot drug free, wtih AAS though you have a very good chance of screwing up your body for good. Stay clean, workout hard and eat right and in a few years you may be ready.

Check out the Diet and workout forums to begin your transformation today!

BTW

**soccer#3** · 07-08-2006, 10:56 PM

bro i can tell u right now that almost everyone here is gonna tell u to stay natural for a couple more year

get urself a protein supp and a weight gainer and eat till u cant eat no more

**topvega** · 07-08-2006, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by promisetothekill

IT WOULD BE GREAT IF ANYONE COULD GIVE ME ANY INFORMATION> I"M TOTALY IN THE DARK...

Ummm stay in the dark for a cpl years... this shit ain't for you right now.... aas wld be a real big mistake........

**promisetothekill** · 07-08-2006, 11:20 PM

thank you...me and my freind we're really considering it though. It's just hard cause it seems like no matter how hard I try, I can't gain wight let alone muscle mass. I wiegh 148, 18 years old, 8% body fat, and am 5'8. And I don't know it I should try to gain wieght and get fat then turn it to muscle, or jsut keep working out. I just get really envious of buff guys cause it's just like and unattainable figure that I wish I could have. And my girlfreind always tells me that I'm skinny and always checks out these really buff guys and I wish she'd look at me like that...

**topvega** · 07-08-2006, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by promisetothekill

thank you...me and my freind we're really considering it though. It's just hard cause it seems like no matter how hard I try, I can't gain wight let alone muscle mass. I wiegh 148, 18 years old, 8% body fat, and am 5'8. And I don't know it I should try to gain wieght and get fat then turn it to muscle, or jsut keep working out. I just get really envious of buff guys cause it's just like and unattainable figure that I wish I could have. And my girlfreind always tells me that I'm skinny and always checks out these really buff guys and I wish she'd look at me like that...

Ok a cpl things... Muscle doesn't turn into fat and you can't turn fat into muscle.... at 148lbs 18 yrs old you have a 50lb lead over where I was at 18.... I weighed 98lbs.... until you learn to eat properly you will not gain weight with or without aas.... with it you cld fuk up your natty test and be a skinny fuk with a limp dick for the rest of your life.... without it you cld build a solid base and then go from there.... your choice

**promisetothekill** · 07-08-2006, 11:38 PM

wow...that really puts things into perspective. So what kind of routine should I start doing?

**LockStockBarrels** · 07-08-2006, 11:40 PM

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**topvega** · 07-08-2006, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by promisetothekill

wow...that really puts things into perspective. So what kind of routine should I start doing?

Hit the diet forum hard... U need to master that first.... The hardest thing for me was getting into a routine of eating right and eating every 2.5/3 hrs....

**Anabolios** · 07-08-2006, 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by topvega

Hit the diet forum hard... U need to master that first.... The hardest thing for me was getting into a routine of eating right and eating every 2.5/3 hrs....

i loved when i wasnt workin...gaining weight was so easy

sick avy by the way dude lookin huge

to the thread starter...take your own words into consideration "i am in the dark about this" thats enough for you to learn adn then come back with knowledge on how to grow without steroids ...if you cant grow without them you wont gain quality muscle with them

**Danbrooks2k** · 07-09-2006, 05:44 AM

creatine, 2 servings of weight gainer a day and 3 cans of tuna a day... add that to your current diet... and see what happens...

then get off yer lazy ass and find a good bulking diet and do heavy compound exercises 3 days a week and sleep as much as you can... I went from 140 to 170 doing that in 3 months naturally....

**Twisted_Steele** · 07-09-2006, 09:48 AM

Sometimes I wonder if these threads are just members who are bored and want to start a good thread under a fake name to laugh at. That "I wish my girlfriend would look at me like that" line cannot be real. If it is bro, I'm sorry. But I laughed my ass of for 10 minutes when I read that.

**Twisted_Steele** · 07-09-2006, 09:52 AM

Also, if it is real and your girlfriend wants a buff guy.....kick her ass out so she can find one. Don't ever try to change yourself for a woman. If they don't like you the way you are, they aren't worth having. Trust me, I've had more failed relationships than 10 men.

Change yourself because YOU want to!!!

**DisciplinedOne** · 07-09-2006, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by Twisted_Steele

Sometimes I wonder if these threads are just members who are bored and want to start a good thread under a fake name to laugh at. That "I wish my girlfriend would look at me like that" line cannot be real. If it is bro, I'm sorry. But I laughed my ass of for 10 minutes when I read that.

True... True... lol

**Tren Bull** · 07-09-2006, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by promisetothekill

ummmm....I'm new here and I really need some information on steroids . Through highschool I was in football and worked everday until jr year. I never really worked much after that.

The problem is that i feel I can never gain wieght so matter how hard I try. I never see gains in muscle mass. I was looking into steroids and it looked quite inticing. I'm 18 years old now and want to start training to become a fire-fighter. I basically just wish I had a really big and bulky physique. I see pictures all over fitness and muscle magazines and it's just so hard cause I feel like I can never attain a boddy like that cause of the way I'm built. I can never gain wieght.

so I was wondering...do you think steroids would be a good idea? Needles freak the $hit out of me, but the pills would be awesome. I haven't worked out for more than a year and my max went down drasticaly on every exersice. Would it be smart to take steroids? I want immediate results. I want to get buff fast and I heard this was the way to do it, but the side effects sound kind of shitty, infertility, mood swings, hair loss, severe acne. Does all that actually happen?

IT WOULD BE GREAT IF ANYONE COULD GIVE ME ANY INFORMATION> I"M TOTALY IN THE DARK...

the kind of gains you are looking for take years to achieve, even if you are running 2-3 cycles a year. i think the best thing for you to do is check out the diet forum, and get that down flawless. you also need to have been lifting naturally for quite awhile before you start roiding. otherwise, its pretty likely youl injure yourself

one other thing, 18 is way too young to start juicing. i started at 20, but lots of guys here will tell you that 20 is way too young also.

**Tren Bull** · 07-09-2006, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by promisetothekill

thank you...me and my freind we're really considering it though. It's just hard cause it seems like no matter how hard I try, I can't gain wight let alone muscle mass. I wiegh 148, 18 years old, 8% body fat, and am 5'8. And I don't know it I should try to gain wieght and get fat then turn it to muscle, or jsut keep working out. I just get really envious of buff guys cause it's just like and unattainable figure that I wish I could have. And my girlfreind always tells me that I'm skinny and always checks out these really buff guys and I wish she'd look at me like that...

if i were you, id buy myself a sh_t load of chicken, protein powder and oat meal... then id dump that bitch. shes checking out guys right infront of you... AND BEING OBVIOUS ABOUT IT???

THAT FU_KIN PISSES ME OFF

ive had girlsfriends in the past that were bitches like that. you know what i did? i dumped them. then laughed when they came crawling back on their knees (metaphorically speaking) trying to get me back. well fu_k that. life is too short to be with a female like that

**promisetothekill** · 07-09-2006, 03:11 PM

I gotta thank everyone who commented me. I didn't think anyone would respond, and the only thing I knew about steroids was what was on the thing on tv "The man whos arms blew up" and what my friends army recruiter said. Thank you very much....

**promisetothekill** · 07-09-2006, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by Tren Bull

if i were you, id buy myself a sh_t load of chicken, protein powder and oat meal... then id dump that bitch. shes checking out guys right infront of you... AND BEING OBVIOUS ABOUT IT???

THAT FU_KIN PISSES ME OFF

ive had girlsfriends in the past that were bitches like that. you know what i did? i dumped them. then laughed when they came crawling back on their knees (metaphorically speaking) trying to get me back. well fu_k that. life is too short to be with a female like that

ok. this is his girlfriend. #1. i never checked out guys in front of him. or at all for that matter. sure, i have made a few comments about celebrities, but i just told him that i liked the movie Jarhead, and then i told him, that with his body shape, he can easily attain a body like ryan reynolds on van wilder. i'm just telling him to work with what he has. but it's not like we're at the beach or anything and i say, "damn baby, you should look like him" never.

thank you to everyone who told him to lay off for a few years. i tell him. wait 10 years, adn if by the time he's 28, he's still skinny, or even just unhappy with his size, then he can do whatever he wants. not to mention he isn't thinking of the very long term effects here.

**rock75** · 07-09-2006, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by Danbrooks2k

creatine, 2 servings of weight gainer a day and 3 cans of tuna a day... add that to your current diet... and see what happens...

then get off yer lazy ass and find a good bulking diet and do heavy compound exercises 3 days a week and sleep as much as you can... I went from 140 to 170 doing that in 3 months naturally....

watch what creatine you chose, some cause ppl to have the runs. as for the tuna - 3 cans a day - maybe, maybe in a wk that amount - entirely too too much mercury in the tuna - however white fish like flounder is very good, try some sweet potatoes, green veggies, brown rice - low glycemic value foods as they take longer to digest and are less likely to be stored as fat. It is obvious that your metabolism is incredibly fast and I know I wish mine was, as probably a lot of members on here do.

Definitly the right thing to do was to ask first, now take the advise the members here have given you, learn as much as you can about training, diet and your body. Train hard, rest plenty and feed the freak inside of you, you won't grow if you don't eat bro. good luck!!!!

**PROTEINSHAKE** · 07-09-2006, 03:34 PM

NO JUICE FOR QUITE A WHILE!!! EAT good foods...& lots of it..chicken/ turkey/protein shakes...etc..even carbs & fat!!! YES!!! Actively read the diet forum & learn how to make your body grow..learn about exercises that will HELP you to grow naturally..deads/squats etc..If you follow the advice of the VERY knowledgeable people on this board you will be very succesful at achieving your goals...Dump that chick you got & in 3 years...go find her...show her what your packin now & smile at her as you walk on by with a HOTTER chick at your side....Good luck brutha & welcome to the board.

**Timm1704** · 07-09-2006, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by Twisted_Steele

Sometimes I wonder if these threads are just members who are bored and want to start a good thread under a fake name to laugh at. That "I wish my girlfriend would look at me like that" line cannot be real. If it is bro, I'm sorry. But I laughed my ass of for 10 minutes when I read that.

word. man i hope i wasnt so chil-like when i was 18

**promisetothekill** · 07-09-2006, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by Timm1704

word. man i hope i wasnt so chil-like when i was 18

dude, I'm just trying to get some advice, I'm not looking for sympathy, I'm not looking for girlfriend/boyfriend advice, I just wanted to get some information on steroids and if I should take them. I didn't know anything about them, I don't want to get built for anyone else, I want to get big for me, and so I can impress people and impress myself. It isn't a fake thread thing, I was just looking for advice cause I just joined yesterday to gain insight on the whole bodybuilding thing. How is it child like to ask for help and confide in people to give you information?

**topvega** · 07-09-2006, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by promisetothekill

dude, I'm just trying to get some advice, I'm not looking for sympathy, I'm not looking for girlfriend/boyfriend advice, I just wanted to get some information on steroids and if I should take them. I didn't know anything about them, I don't want to get built for anyone else, I want to get big for me, and so I can impress people and impress myself. It isn't a fake thread thing, I was just looking for advice cause I just joined yesterday to gain insight on the whole bodybuilding thing. How is it child like to ask for help and confide in people to give you information?

Bro ignore all that shit... You did the right thing by coming and asking before jumping into something that cld fuk you up..... Hangout at the diet forum and the training forum and you can do wonders while staying natty.....

**SwoleCat** · 07-09-2006, 07:20 PM

If you can't gain weight/muscle naturally through training/rest/nutrition, taking steroids won't do anything for you.

Think of it as a waste of money.

~SC~