taking gear home

[Bulkcut]

Hey guys i go some gear here in Mid-eat (military) I got like 40 vials of test-e. How can i send it home?
Mail gets scanned via x-ray scanner
and all the stuff is inspected by customs twice
once here and then once plane ride in US.
I really dont wanna throw all this away please help me take my stuff home
How can i mail it home? what can i hide it in?
what wouldnt look that suspicios? please share experiences and stories on how you guys done it in past.
Thanks you

[MrMe]

Seems like they have you on lock down! Is it worth getting busted over that much? Maybe changing labels to make it look like B12 or insulin ?

[rock75]

one time i shoved forty vials up my ass before I got on the plane, made it home just fine.

WTF - do you really think ppl should answer this fkin question on an open board. You pretty much answered your own question - it can't be done with all the preventative measures they have in place. sorry to say but looks like you are gonna lose it all bro

[peppino]

Throw it in a lead bag, but that could be suspicious as it would show up as one solid object.

[IanMazia]

WTF - do you really think ppl should answer this fkin question on an open board.

bingo

[Schmidty]

I dont know what everybodys deal is but dude if I could help I would.

[Schmidty]

My older bro sent a few vials from Taihland to Japan when he was in the navy.Ill give him a call tomorow and see how he did it.I dont know if he was on as tight of a lockdown as you though

[*Narkissos*]

I dont know what everybodys deal is but dude if I could help I would.

Everybody's deal is.. stating methods that work on an open board, probably monitored by LE, will result in more seizures.

Duh.

[HORSE~]

I dont know what everybodys deal is but dude if I could help I would.

Exactly!!!!!

You should learn what there deal is before decide to speak openly on this subject.....

[rock75]

I dont know what everybodys deal is but dude if I could help I would.

follow me down the yellow brick road, we'll see if the man behind the curtain can hook you up with a brain.....

[odix]

putting them in your ass seems like the best idea...try that....it will work.

[*Narkissos*]

^^ putting 'em up PerfectBeast's ass would be better.

I here he can hold a whole load of stuff up there.


At least..that's what Horse told me.

[*Narkissos*]

Hey guys i go some gear here in Mid-eat (military) I got like 40 vials of test-e. How can i send it home?

If mail gets scanned..mail is out.

Unless you can re-label.

Travelling with it concealed in something else..will get you shit-canned.

The best bet is to sell it to the guys who are staying behind.

[rock75]

i heard the same thing - gotta be true then right?

[HORSE~]

^^ putting 'em up PerfectBeast's ass would be better.

I here he can hold a whole load of stuff up there.


At least..that's what Horse told me.

Yes my penise is very large and it shoot's lot's of stuff.......

Thank you for the complament!!!!!!

[*Narkissos*]

i heard the same thing - gotta be true then right?

Horse has pics

[rock75]

he told me he had a video, something to do with midgets, sheep and some other shit that really started freaking me out

[odix]

why jeopardize being discharged for 40 amps of test? if you have access to local mail, send an unmarked box to a p.o. box someone sets up for you, other then that, shove them in your ass <--better try that.

[HORSE~]

Horse has pics

I think you are SEXY!!!! Wana play??

We can take are own pic's??

[rock75]

only if you were your ninja suit

[HORSE~]

Deal.....

[*Narkissos*]

why jeopardize being discharged for 40 amps of test?

My sentiments exactly.

Gear isn't worth it.

[ecivon]

If you get caught, being discharged would be the lesser of the evils. You most likely would get some serious brig time before you were discharged with a bad conduct discharge. That many vials they'd most likely charge you with conspiracy, smuggling, dealing and throw the ucmj at you. I wouldn't risk it bro. You can do what you want but I wouldn't sell it to anyone staying wherever you are either, I'd destroy it. If whoever you offed it to got busted there's a high likelihood they'd force them with threats of brig time if they didn't give you up. Just way to risky. You wouldn't be out that much money to justify the risk.

[igorotsp]

You will lose more if you get caught. Not worth taking the chance.

[cfiler]

Best to try and sell it to someone there. Not worth trying to smuggle accross if you know it will be checked.

[ghostdog128]

make friends with your medic/corpsman and give it to him to put in his med kit.

[sofus99]

Pour it into an empty shampoo bottle, and re-sterilize/re-filter it when you get home.

[king6]

Put it on your person, they search your gear not you.

[Vegas67]

40 vials is enough to win you "an intent to distribute" if caught. Dont fVck around. Would put your unit in a bad light too.

[RANA]

If Customs catches you, you'll most likely get a fine, unless they want to charge you for Conspiracy to Attempt to Distribute and Smuggling. Or they could just turn you over to the military and you could get prosecuted and do real time, them after that a dishonorable discharge. I would not mail it if you’re in Iraq because they inspect your packages going out. If you are in an other country you may get away with it by using a false name to mail out.
If your entire unit is if leaving I am sure there are many places to hide it in equipment and or gear. As what ghostdog128 stated “make friends with your medic/corpsman and give it to him to put in his med kit.” is excellent advice. Using medic gear would work great!

[MrMe]

this might sound stupid but, transfer to 2 20ml vials and tape the vials in your armpits or your body? Thats some james bond stuff lol

[texasmk4]

you should just forget about it partner. You can always make connections once you get here. However; if you get busted it's going to be on your record for life. I would say taking all the risk for some juice is not worth it. Re-labeling it not a very bad idea

[Snrf]

Dude I am a convicted drug smuggler cuz I decided to bring a lil something home one time. I spent 8 months in prison, have a criminal record, have to go see a touchy feely moron of a PO every week to talk about my feelings and aspirations, can't find a decent job, had trouble with my university (had to swap to a shit one) probably wont have very good prospects when I eventually graduate (even tho i am pretty much top of my class) can't join the military like I planned to.....short story. I got ****ed. for a stupid little amount of shit. so don't do it man, it is NOT WORTH IT.

[ecivon]

Dude I am a convicted drug smuggler cuz I decided to bring a lil something home one time. I spent 8 months in prison, have a criminal record, have to go see a touchy feely moron of a PO every week to talk about my feelings and aspirations, can't find a decent job, had trouble with my university (had to swap to a shit one) probably wont have very good prospects when I eventually graduate (even tho i am pretty much top of my class) can't join the military like I planned to.....short story. I got ****ed. for a stupid little amount of shit. so don't do it man, it is NOT WORTH IT.

More power to you Bro an good luck ...

[parraboy]

when r u leaving,if its couple of months use wot you can.

[*Narkissos*]

Front load it all

[Vegas67]

Front load it all

[rock75]

Pour it into an empty shampoo bottle, and re-sterilize/re-filter it when you get home.

the only possible way this would work is to sterilize the bottle prior to transfer, other wise the residue in the bottle would mix and then you would be shooting shampoo in your ass, your ass hair might feel silky smooth afterwards but risk of infection is much greater...

[pigrond]

use it .and try not to get busted

[Schmidty]

the only possible way this would work is to sterilize the bottle prior to transfer, other wise the residue in the bottle would mix and then you would be shooting shampoo in your ass, your ass hair might feel silky smooth afterwards but risk of infection is much greater...

Hey now you dont want to say that on a open board