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    Angry What's a good cycle for masturbating?

    I am sorry guys but everytime I turn around it seems somebody is asking what to take for football, baseball, track, swimming, etc.. Now it is getting even worse for example; how about a pitcher, a running back, a strong forward, a back stroke swimmer etc..

    The bottom line is if you do research on the forum you will find profiles and threads regarding every anabolic steroid . This topic is no different than a newbie question asking what people feel about a dbol only cycle in my opinion. The main thing you guys need to be concerned with is testing times which the profiles will give you. Another important factor is, what are your goals? Are you looking to pitch faster, shoot better, block better, run faster, etc.. Or are you just looking to be buffer than the next guy? Most sports take natural talent. Yes I know once Barry Bonds got on the juice he was stronger and his fast twitch muscles were dialed in which in return equaled more homeruns. Yes Ben Johnson ran faster than Carl Lewis because he was juiced. The list goes on. You guys are already dialed in when it comes to the talent so don't be lazy and sacrifice your potential sports career. Search and study on how to build your body. Find out what anabolics/diet/body building routine is for you in regards to your sport. I see guys on here all the time asking about how much deca to take, and these guys are going off to play college football?????? Testing times!!!!! I spoke to a highschool football player last month that was on 200mg of test that he got in Mexico. He took 200mgs each week for 10 weeks his senior year because he was told by some idiot that it was the shit to do. He is now wondering why he looks like a pepperoni pizza and all his gains have gone to shit. Too young, no pct, but he sure looks puffy and ugly. Wait till college when he gets ran over by the guys that are training hard and did there homework re juice.. This guys natural test levels were peaking anyways why take some bullshit 200 mg test from Mexico! In short guys, do your homework first, DO NOT BE LAZY. THERE IS NO MIRACLE DRUG OUT THERE! Either you have the genetics to play college/pro sports or you do not. Dont be another Brian Bosworth! Sorry I feel better now.

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    So...Does that mean I should use the search button now?

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    Nice post dude. Not sure about the relevancy of the title but it sure got my attention.

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    I don't get your point exactly?....lol
    But that was alot of typing So , Right on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    I don't get your point exactly?....lol
    But that was alot of typing So , Right on!
    HAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    Nice post dude. Not sure about the relevancy of the title but it sure got my attention.
    Hey sorry about the title Kale, I just wanted to get the attention of a lot of these guys that are surfing this forum that fall in to this prototype!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fLgAtOr
    HAHA



    Yea lots of typing! By the way is there a steroid out there for carpel tunnel?

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    You really cant slam some of these bros.

    Put yourself in their shoes, they are pressured to achieve more mass, win games, perform better, break records, the list goes on and on.

    To some to get to the next level, be it getting a scholorship to a college, or making it in the NFL or MLB, they turn to AAS to give them the push needed to achieve this.

    I agree that highschool is way too young for one to use AAS, however once a bro turns 18, he is considered and adult, and he must make his own decisions on whether to use AAS or not.

    I get annoyed when a bro, in college say asks advice on here, and all the bros slam and flame and dont help him with his questions, most give the too young or get diet training in check talk, but most of these bros who state this, dont even know what their talking about, they are just parroting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHO5T
    You really cant slam some of these bros.

    Put yourself in their shoes, they are pressured to achieve more mass, win games, perform better, break records, the list goes on and on.

    To some to get to the next level, be it getting a scholorship to a college, or making it in the NFL or MLB, they turn to AAS to give them the push needed to achieve this.

    I agree that highschool is way too young for one to use AAS, however once a bro turns 18, he is considered and adult, and he must make his own decisions on whether to use AAS or not.

    I get annoyed when a bro, in college say asks advice on here, and all the bros slam and flame and dont help him with his questions, most give the too young or get diet training in check talk, but most of these bros who state this, dont even know what their talking about, they are just parroting.
    amen. agreed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHO5T
    You really cant slam some of these bros.

    Put yourself in their shoes, they are pressured to achieve more mass, win games, perform better, break records, the list goes on and on.

    To some to get to the next level, be it getting a scholorship to a college, or making it in the NFL or MLB, they turn to AAS to give them the push needed to achieve this.

    I agree that highschool is way too young for one to use AAS, however once a bro turns 18, he is considered and adult, and he must make his own decisions on whether to use AAS or not.

    I get annoyed when a bro, in college say asks advice on here, and all the bros slam and flame and dont help him with his questions, most give the too young or get diet training in check talk, but most of these bros who state this, dont even know what their talking about, they are just parroting.
    I follow you. It just seems that some of these guys need to spend more time studying gear,diet,training etc.. Alot of them are looking for a miracle drug which is unrealistic. Don't get me wrong I agree that gear can give you a major push. And yes I here you about the parroting, this is why I spend tons of time searching the internet and speaking with real life people who have real life experience (not just threads). The parroting has become rediculous IMHO! Anyhow, I have to say it still bothers me when somebody wants to know the best cycle for a pitcher! lol

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    Some side effects like bloat and the diminished endurance that may come along with tren are very much a factor in training or playing a sport. Pitchers using winstrol is a bad idea since most people dont know if messes with your joints. I think its stupid not to say you play a sport if your planning a cycle

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    ouch! damn, i can feel the pain alstot was pushing aside as he typed that much needed but so horrificly painfull rant. i feel ya bro

    test

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    back to the point tho.... what do i take to wank better? dbol or test?

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    for masturbating i like test susp and some anadrol
    hahaha

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    feeeew i feel better

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    Im still waiting to see a good cycle for masturbating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    Im still waiting to see a good cycle for masturbating.

    2g test prop
    700mg var
    1g eq
    300mg clomid
    30mg cials

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    I call that the power stroke cycle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr
    I call that the power stroke cycle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel of death
    Some side effects like bloat and the diminished endurance that may come along with tren are very much a factor in training or playing a sport. Pitchers using winstrol is a bad idea since most people dont know if messes with your joints. I think its stupid not to say you play a sport if your planning a cycle
    ditto, and sometimes thats not something you can readily determine from steroid profiles. its nice to have someone who participates in your same sport chime back with personal feedback on compounds theyve used and their opinions of them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr
    I call that the power stroke cycle.
    lmfao

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    lol....................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr
    2g test prop
    700mg var
    1g eq
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    30mg cials
    I call BS.

    300 mg clomid would leave me cryin each time i came

    Masturbation cycle:

    200 mg prop ED
    200 mg masteron ED
    150 mg winstrol ED
    100 mg viagra ED
    20 mg Cialis EOD
    Insulin 10 IUs pwo
    DHEA 100 mg ED
    Clomid 50 mg ED
    HCG 250 mg E3D
    igf-1 30 mcg pre and post-workout

    Honestly that cycle would be crazy sex!

    Hm...maybe i'll actually try that one.

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    Yeah, I think Nark is right. That EQ in G's cycle threw me right off. Masteron is the way to go. I might bump the HCG to ED, though.

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    I shoot huge loads off of 100mg ED.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    I call BS.

    300 mg clomid would leave me cryin each time i came

    Masturbation cycle:

    200 mg prop ED
    200 mg masteron ED
    150 mg winstrol ED
    100 mg viagra ED
    20 mg Cialis EOD
    Insulin 10 IUs pwo
    DHEA 100 mg ED
    Clomid 50 mg ED
    HCG 250 mg E3D
    igf-1 30 mcg pre and post-workout

    Honestly that cycle would be crazy sex!


    Hm...maybe i'll actually try that one.
    right to teh point you go hypo and die when blowing your load.

    Oh or was the slin pwo after you shoot your load.

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    Thumbs up

    And to think I started this thread with that catchy title!!!!
    Anyways, I am so amazed you guys were able to actually come up with cycles for And here I was off on a rant about sports and juice.

    Bottom line, I love this forum! You guys are great, especially after having a crappy day at work. I love it! Thanks again bro's...

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    Thumbs up

    double post
    Last edited by Alstott40; 02-06-2007 at 10:59 PM. Reason: double post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr
    right to teh point you go hypo and die when blowing your load.

    Oh or was the slin pwo after you shoot your load.
    But then you'd die happy

    I think imma run this as my next cycle.

    It'll turn me into 245 lbs of ripped horny chocolate man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    But then you'd die happy

    I think imma run this as my next cycle.

    It'll turn me into 245 lbs of ripped horny man meat

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    Slin shot post load? Post load nutrition is vital...



    *heads back to lounge*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr
    I call that the power stroke cycle.
    ROTF LMAO!!!!

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    I dont think we need to be to hard on these guys, they are just trying to find what is going to help them achieve the best possible gains. Yes i do agree that they need to do alot more research. Steroid use isn't only about being huge it is also about perfecting ourselves in certain areas. Keep in mind that most of us do use to be big and compete as a body builder but this board does have users who played baseball, football etc and know what works for those sports. One way to learn is to ask questions, but not until the research is done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatrock
    I dont think we need to be to hard on these guys, they are just trying to find what is going to help them achieve the best possible gains. Yes i do agree that they need to do alot more research. Steroid use isn't only about being huge it is also about perfecting ourselves in certain areas. Keep in mind that most of us do use to be big and compete as a body builder but this board does have users who played baseball, football etc and know what works for those sports. One way to learn is to ask questions, but not until the research is done.
    YES, research first! This is the point..

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