Newbie Questions Answered!!!!

[ibetucanget4]

Alright, I'm no expert here by any means, but reading material and threads on this site everyday makes me laugh. All I ever read is the same question posted by the same people. Mostly by all the newbies. Now if you have questions, fine; ask away. But for stupid simple questions that can be answered w/ the click of a mouse, why even ask?? So below is a list of the usual newbie questions I see posted day in and day out. If you checked out the EDUCATION THREADS it would save A LOT of you LOTS of TIME. I know Kale has something just like this, but this includes a lot of the dumb questions!! Sorry about this but it's just a lil shout out for me. I'm getting so tired of reading the same thing over and over!! A few simple short answers are attatched for you!! Enjoy!!

1. Do you think I should take steroids ?
- What do you think? If you haven't researched your butt off, don't know anything about PCT, and are asking other people if you should, what do you really think??? lol

2. I'm doing a Test/Deca , Test/Dbol , Test/EQ, dbol only, etc. (whatever crazy cycle you could come up with) and you wanna know about PCT. What PCT should I take for my specific cycle??
- First off, you most likely didn't do ANY research at all. While certain cycles do have different pct's, PCT is PCT when is comes down to it. Try out these threads then ask questions:
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=209758
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=255196
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=198848

3. I've never done steroids before, what cycle should I run??
-If you're asking that question, you obviously haven't searched. Check out this thread:
http://forums.steroid.com/showpost.p...21&postcount=1

4. What should I do if I get gyno? How do I reverse it? I'm scared about getting gyno, etc.
This man knows EVERYTHING about gyno...read it:
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=236880

5. Where should I get all these products called "PCT" that you guys are talking about?? lol
Here you go:
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=121296

6. My friend gained 25lbs off of a Test cycle. How much should I gain? How big will I get off this cycle? How much will I end up benching? blah blah blah
-Who freakin knows how much you will gain. Everyone gains differently. Just cuz he gained "such and such" doesn't mean you'll gain the same. Post your workouts and diets and see what other members think then talk about what your goals are to gain for your cycle.

7. How big do you guys think my arms will get??
-haha....i don't even wanna go there!! Read above!

8. I'm a young cheap kid. Do I REALLY need to do bloodwork? I know it's safer and smarter but I'm young and don't know anything about steroids. I just wanna inject!!
-YES. You got questions about bloodwork? Check this out:
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=254423

9. I'm not seeing any results yet. What's the deal? Did I get ripped off, is this stuff fake? When should i start to see results?
-***ending on your choice of steroids, they kick in at different times. Read THIS:

10. I don't know much about steroids, but I wanna do them to get huge so guys don't pick on me and I look good for the ladies. Where do I begin to learn about anabolics?? haha
-99% of the time whether they're ready for them or not, people are gonna do them no matter what experience members tell them. So, if you're gonna do them, you mite as well learn "sumthing" about them before you do em.
--USE THE SEARCH BUTTON...i know it's hard, but do your best...hahaha
-- BUY THIS BOOK... www.anabolicbooks.com ...this should answer TONS of questions you may have.

11. I'm scared to inject. What should I do??
- Umm...not take steroids.......

12. Could I get in trouble if i take steroids??
-If they are illegal in your country ask yourself this, "Could I get in trouble for taking cocaine or meth"!?!

13. When will my "GEAR" kick in & frontloading explained...NOW READ IT!
- If you have this question then PLEASE read this:
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=125401

14. I wanna drink beer and get on girls at parties EVERY weekend. Can I still take steroids??
-HAHAHA...this makes me laugh everytime. The answer is NOOOOOO. If you can't dedicate yourself enough to not drink and party, don't do juice. Plain and simple.

That makes me feel a lil better!! THANK YOU!!!

[stocky121]

good post bump

[nyjetsfan86]

hey at least one newbie knows whats going on.....good post bro

[SMAN12b]

YEs, But you forgot the most important question out there


CAN I DRINK WINNY??

[nyjetsfan86]

YEs, But you forgot the most important question out there


CAN I DRINK WINNY??

hahahaha thats a good one i always like that question

[UpstateTank]

nice POST!

[ibetucanget4]

HAHA...thanks for reminding me of that!!

one other i forgot...

15. Should I trust you guys or should i trust my source. He's a legit source from what i hear. He's selling me a vial of test for only $250. Seems like a good guy to me.
-- I'd go w/ the source. He knows what he's talking about. It's not like he's just tryin to make money off of you or anything. These guys on here who are "AR VETS and AR MONITORS", they don't really know anything!! They were just the lucky ones who got randomly chosen to get those "cool" names!!! hahah

[Johny-too-small]

If I was a newbie and I came across this thread, Id think youre a real prick. I read many posts ED too about newbs coming to this board and their major complaint is that everyone flames their ass for asking basic questions. Sure, it would be nice if they knew how to do research and blah blah blah. But a huge purpose of this site is to inform people how to do anabolics correctly. If I went to my doctors' office and got flamed from him for asking a "newbie" question, Id tell him to f-off.

In otherwords: deal with it.

[ibetucanget4]

Johnny-Too-Small....
I'm the last person to flame anyone. As I stated above, i'm the last person to claim i'm an exert. And i'm the FIRST person to help anyone out. I'm not a prick.. I don't see how u could think that but ok..

Anyways, for anyone reading this, i'm not flaming anybody. There's no reason for me too!! Just know that!!

[SMAN12b]

What do you think of my Dbol -Deca cycle???

[shrpskn]

17.) Can I re-use the same syringe?? Will washing my syringe out with water make it ok for another injection? Will wiping my pin with alcohol make it ok for another injection.

Classic.

I think this has got to be one of the more redundant newbie questions I ever see...a guy is willing to invest hundreds or thousands in a cycle, but doesn't want to cough up another $20 on another box of 100 pins/syringes.

[ibetucanget4]

What do you think of my Dbol -Deca cycle???

well...let me see here!! you should gain 50lbs of solid muscle and keep it all!! haha

[kfrost06]

I think worse than the questions that some newbies ask is some of the answers other newbies give.

[shrpskn]

I think worse than the questions that some newbies ask is some of the answers other newbies give.

I agree...

The blind leading the blind...

In this game, that is a scary thought.

[dupa95]

atomic bump

[scaramouche]

no u cant drink winny

[Johny-too-small]

no u cant drink winny

I snort it, much better gains.

[SMAN12b]

How many cc's are in a ML???

how many ML's of test should I take a week??

I gots three bottles of Test and one of tren , two deca and a bunch of blue pills, make me a cycle !!!

[worldpower]

or.... im 125lb 6'0', i think im ready for a cycle

[pwerfll1]

i have a 16" penis im ready to inject it with tren what can i expect for gains

[ibetucanget4]

or.... im 125lb 6'0', i think im ready for a cycle

125lbs??? that's pretty dang big compared to some who come on here!! haha...they're like "hi, i'm 17, i've been injured, lost lots of muscle, but have been lifting for like a month seriously. I'm ready to cycle. What cycle should I take?!!! HAHAHHA

[ibetucanget4]

j/k newbies...you're all cool guys!!! I kinda new to the game myself. don't get the wrong idea...we're just having a lil fun!!

[trvlr815]

If I was a newbie and I came across this thread, Id think youre a real prick. I read many posts ED too about newbs coming to this board and their major complaint is that everyone flames their ass for asking basic questions. Sure, it would be nice if they knew how to do research and blah blah blah. But a huge purpose of this site is to inform people how to do anabolics correctly. If I went to my doctors' office and got flamed from him for asking a "newbie" question, Id tell him to f-off.

In otherwords: deal with it.

Ya, know thank you for the post! Many want to seem superior to those that come onto this board......Yes! absolutely there is alot of short-term thinking but, we must not criticise other for asking bascis questions. I am still there! I didn't do a first cycle, which I could have because I wanted to ask the "STUPID' qustions that many answered with no qualm. I've learned alot and and othere should not be detered like that are stupid in there questions. I felt alittle intimidated when I first posted.

Thereds are a great place to ask all the questions!

[trvlr815]

we have allllllllll been there once!


RIGHT!!

[shrpskn]

we have allllllllll been there once!


RIGHT!!

Yep...

[Johny-too-small]

Will HGH make my penis grow?

[ibetucanget4]

we have allllllllll been there once!


RIGHT!!

Pretty much everybody is on this forum because we don't all know EVERYTHING!! we're all here to learn new things and inform!!

[givenchy]

only if u direct it right into the hole!