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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    picture your mother as your banging her. That should work.
    ...... DUDE...

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    You should feel lucky bro, I have the opposite problem...

    When I was 15, the 1st time I had sex and lost my virginity, my ex got on top and slammed down on my hard penis... broke it.

    It is still straight, but if you try kinda hard it can bend to the side even when it's erect. It functions fine, but I have lost a lot of sensitivity down there. It takes me forever to cum because I feel hardly anything. Girls like it lol but I don't.

    That, combined with the fact that I've done so much freaky shit and watched so much porn that I'm desensitized and it takes a lot to REALLY turn me on. My new girl HATES cum, doesn't do anal, hates giving head, and won't piss on me. We're in love but I'm really getting tired of this

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    Quote Originally Posted by yahya1966
    i prefer cialis, lasts way longer than viagra.
    Cialis definetly! please give your avatar some Letro or put him on a diet.
    Last edited by fatrock; 08-08-2007 at 01:37 PM.

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    letro wont help he needs 10 hours of cardio

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    You should feel lucky bro, I have the opposite problem...

    When I was 15, the 1st time I had sex and lost my virginity, my ex got on top and slammed down on my hard penis... broke it.

    It is still straight, but if you try kinda hard it can bend to the side even when it's erect. It functions fine, but I have lost a lot of sensitivity down there. It takes me forever to cum because I feel hardly anything. Girls like it lol but I don't.

    That, combined with the fact that I've done so much freaky shit and watched so much porn that I'm desensitized and it takes a lot to REALLY turn me on. My new girl HATES cum, doesn't do anal, hates giving head, and won't piss on me. We're in love but I'm really getting tired of this
    haha, yea just watch alot of porn. it desensetizes u to seein a chick naked and so u don't get all excited so u can just **** the shit out of her. and piss before. i've noticed times that i don't piss before i have to cum kinda quick. but honestly, when i've juiced i've had the opposite problem, i thought it made me not able to cum. and id have to **** like an animal to get it out.

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    not haha about the breaking, that sounds horrible. but haha at getting tired of her not giving head doing anal or peeing on you, lol. i was peed on once, but that girl was just wasted

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    you should just work on your PC muscles.

    Locating your PC muscle: The next time you are urinating, stop the urine mid-flow. The muscle that you used to stop the urine flow is the PC muscle. Once you have completed urinating, continue practicing squeezing that muscle.

    Exercises for the PC muscle:

    Squeeze your PC muscle and hold for the count of 5, repeat ten times
    Squeeze your PC muscle ten times fast, repeat 3 times
    Squeeze your PC muscle in intervals of long / short for a count of 10, repeat 3 times
    Squeeze your PC muscle and hold as long as you can. Work your way up to 2 minutes.
    If you are a man, squeeze your PC muscle, such that you are able to tap the tip of your penis against your stomach
    Strong PC muscles directly correlate with lasting longer and strong orgasms. Therefore, it is in your best interest to strengthen your PC muscle through constant exercise. These exercises can be done at work, in a conference, at lunch or even during dinner. Furthermore, rapidly squeezing and relaxing your PC muscles during intercourse not only heighten your sexual responsiveness, but can increases your partners stimulation. When a man squeezes his PC muscle, many women report feeling like they felt extra pressure on the top part of their vaginal walls, and some even claim that their g-spot gets stimulated. Alex Robboy, LSW

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    the best advise I'd say to some of them is don't fnck with deca or tren if u are not ready to go all the way from moment u jab your first shot.

    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    What a bunch of girly men.

    "Take Cialis"

    "Take Viagra"

    "Put cream on it"

    "Keep the room temperature above 78"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    You should feel lucky bro, I have the opposite problem...

    When I was 15, the 1st time I had sex and lost my virginity, my ex got on top and slammed down on my hard penis... broke it.

    It is still straight, but if you try kinda hard it can bend to the side even when it's erect. It functions fine, but I have lost a lot of sensitivity down there. It takes me forever to cum because I feel hardly anything. Girls like it lol but I don't.

    That, combined with the fact that I've done so much freaky shit and watched so much porn that I'm desensitized and it takes a lot to REALLY turn me on. My new girl HATES cum, doesn't do anal, hates giving head, and won't piss on me. We're in love but I'm really getting tired of this
    you like getting pissed on? may I ask why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by R**85
    you like getting pissed on? may I ask why?
    lmao I could see that question coming. It's fvckin sexy that's why!

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    to get peed on.. really? I find that so weird... do you like to be pooped on? like turd nuggets on your chest?

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    I could see why a girl cumming and squirting all over you could be sexy but piss? thats does not tickle my pickle.

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    What about caber?

    I've heard it's been used for premature ejac.
    Anyone have any info about this???

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    haha lots of funny posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    You should feel lucky bro, I have the opposite problem...

    When I was 15, the 1st time I had sex and lost my virginity, my ex got on top and slammed down on my hard penis... broke it.

    It is still straight, but if you try kinda hard it can bend to the side even when it's erect. It functions fine, but I have lost a lot of sensitivity down there. It takes me forever to cum because I feel hardly anything. Girls like it lol but I don't.

    That, combined with the fact that I've done so much freaky shit and watched so much porn that I'm desensitized and it takes a lot to REALLY turn me on. My new girl HATES cum, doesn't do anal, hates giving head, and won't piss on me. We're in love but I'm really getting tired of this
    Wasn't that the chick that you wanted to have a kid with?

    And sorry for the hijack.

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    your a funny man super human!!

    what eva floats your boat ay!!!!

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    take silver tounged advise it works and also rubbin one out a couple times a day will make sure you don't go to slam ur wife wit a totally loaded gun... both worked wonders for me... besides that fact that havin a hightened libido will have this kind of pre busting effect on juice but the two above solutions will help alot

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    Quote Originally Posted by bulldawg_28
    Wasn't that the chick that you wanted to have a kid with?

    And sorry for the hijack.
    the ex who broke my penis was not, but my current girl is the want I was talking about the kid with lol. After much thinking I know that having a child is a TERRIBLE idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by R**85
    I could see why a girl cumming and squirting all over you could be sexy but piss? thats does not tickle my pickle.
    well, an article said that to teach a girl to squirt it's easier to get them to learn how to pee during sex. If a girl becomes comfortable peeing during sex then they are more likely to be able to squirt. I did this with my ex, and the pissing turned both of us on just as much so squirting and golden showers both became part of our bedroom fun lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    When I was 15, the 1st time I had sex and lost my virginity, my ex got on top and slammed down on my hard penis... broke it.
    You know that every guy who read this went, "Ooh!", winced, and grabbed their crotch all at the same time, right?

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    had a similar story except my penis didnt break and her ass was bleeding

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    I dont believe in premature ejaculation personally. Whenever I cum, its right on time.

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    Im gonna have to use that line sometime lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sooners04
    I dont believe in premature ejaculation personally. Whenever I cum, its right on time.

    CLASSSIC, LMAO!!!!!

    It's only premature when your pants are still on

    Silver Tounge - very good post bro, definitly notice when I try to hold it back that is the muscle to do it, and my wife notices when I do that so she squeezes and i blow quicker than shi t - think i'm gonna have to try that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rock75
    CLASSSIC, LMAO!!!!!

    It's only premature when your pants are still on
    hahah so true, thats when you have a real problem!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sooners04
    I dont believe in premature ejaculation personally. Whenever I cum, its right on time.
    well, try to incorporate some deca or tren into your next cycle and come tell us your personal experience.

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    It's because SHE IS NEW! Next time you hit it and you cant hold back. Just keep on keeping on with her until you are ready for round two. Surely the second round will last much longer and she never stopped playing!

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