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01-11-2003, 01:06 AM #1
I'm a minuteman!
Normally (especially when I cycle), I can last 30+min. with my girl. Well, since I got off of Clomid I have not been able to last longer than 10 min and that is generous. My girl is starting to complain and for once in my life I don't feel like a man .....but seriously, WTF. It seems like I am extra horny, but only when I'm horny, not like on the juice when I was horny all the time.
I think it's because my natty test levels just got back to normal and my balls have fully dropped back down. Anyone else have this problem and if so how long should it last?
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01-11-2003, 05:56 AM #2
Just face it, u suck in bed!! Give ur girl to me so she wont complain at you anymore!
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01-11-2003, 12:12 PM #3Originally posted by BIG-G
Just face it, u suck in bed!! Give ur girl to me so she wont complain at you anymore!Last edited by Big Rush; 01-11-2003 at 12:30 PM.
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01-11-2003, 12:14 PM #4
I forgot to add that I used to be great before Clomid...never had a complaint, except that I lasted too long. Now, can I get some serious responses please. BIG-G, you never have anything constructive to say do you?
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01-11-2003, 12:21 PM #5
Dr chico suspects that you haven't been keeping up with your usual training regimen of frequent rigourous masturbation. Seriously dude, when you're having timing problems on stage it's time to get back to the drawing board and start practicing, timer and all. Break out the porn, get a stopwatch and do as many reps as you can hanlde each day until the problem is gone.
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01-11-2003, 12:28 PM #6Originally posted by chicamahomico
Dr chico suspects that you haven't been keeping up with your usual training regimen of frequent rigourous masturbation. Seriously dude, when you're having timing problems on stage it's time to get back to the drawing board and start practicing, timer and all. Break out the porn, get a stopwatch and do as many reps as you can hanlde each day until the problem is gone.
SGFuryZ I will check out that Maxim mag....in fact I have it somewhere here at my house.
Peace
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01-11-2003, 12:42 PM #7Senior Member
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Originally posted by SGFuryZ
Hey bro, check out the December 2002 issue of MAXIM! They've got an article on how to "master your johnson" there...
LOL! I read that through when I was flying home. The people on the flight and flight attendents were giving me looks the whole ride.
BR, I got the exact opposite situation. When on cycle, I can't last for shit, but now that I'm off my cycle, I can last much longer -- like it used to be!
Strange huh?
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01-11-2003, 12:43 PM #8Senior Member
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Originally posted by Big Rush
SGFuryZ I will check out that Maxim mag....in fact I have it somewhere here at my house.
Peace
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01-11-2003, 12:50 PM #9Associate Member
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on my tren cycle my libido went down,but boy once it was hard it stayed like that for hours and it was really difficult to come either
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01-11-2003, 01:01 PM #10
Just wack it before sex.
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01-11-2003, 01:13 PM #11Junior Member
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Bro I think it will just take time. For the next month or so just munch!
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01-11-2003, 02:34 PM #12Anabolic Member
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Originally posted by Flaco
Just wack it before sex.
got timming probs? Time for pole's shinning..
just jack-off a few time a day till the prob is out...
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01-11-2003, 08:16 PM #13Banned
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Think of Baseball. Right when you want to shoot your nasty on her. Under your breath go "huffa, baseball, huffa, huffa, football, huffa, My little pony, huffa", then fart really forcefully yet silently (of course).
Then think about something like your mom or something equally un arousable. Then tape a popsicle stick to your thing (oil it so there's no friction) and then keep pumping away.
Of course the easy answer is to just lick her pussy instead.
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01-11-2003, 08:23 PM #14Originally posted by schlong
Think of Baseball. Right when you want to shoot your nasty on her. Under your breath go "huffa, baseball, huffa, huffa, football, huffa, My little pony, huffa", then fart really forcefully yet silently (of course).
Then think about something like your mom or something equally un arousable. Then tape a popsicle stick to your thing (oil it so there's no friction) and then keep pumping away.
Of course the easy answer is to just lick her pussy instead.
lol
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01-11-2003, 08:24 PM #15
get a cock ring!!! or be cheep and loop a rubber band around the old twig
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01-11-2003, 08:33 PM #16Member
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At the risk of being serious, what were you using in your cycle?
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01-11-2003, 10:09 PM #17
HEY BIG RUSH,, i always have somthin constructive to say, whats wrong u cant take a joke,, much tension inside you i see! If u think i cant take ur girl then bring her to albany and we'll see. That is unless she only likes little boys and is 14 yrs old! Take shlongs advice it worked for me. And its always nice to know where my back up is "renegade"! (exept for the rapist part<1st time for everything>) BIIIIG-G
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Originally posted by BIG-G
HEY BIG RUSH,, i always have somthin constructive to say, whats wrong u cant take a joke,, much tension inside you i see! If u think i cant take ur girl then bring her to albany and we'll see. That is unless she only likes little boys and is 14 yrs old! Take shlongs advice it worked for me. And its always nice to know where my back up is "renegade"! (exept for the rapist part<1st time for everything>) BIIIIG-GLast edited by majorpecs; 01-11-2003 at 10:32 PM.
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Originally posted by schlong
Think of Baseball. Right when you want to shoot your nasty on her. Under your breath go "huffa, baseball, huffa, huffa, football, huffa, My little pony, huffa", then fart really forcefully yet silently (of course).
Then think about something like your mom or something equally un arousable. Then tape a popsicle stick to your thing (oil it so there's no friction) and then keep pumping away.
Of course the easy answer is to just lick her pussy instead.
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01-12-2003, 01:12 AM #20
Just wondering if your cycles usually include deca ?
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01-12-2003, 02:44 AM #21Originally posted by BIG-G
If u think i cant take ur girl then bring her to albany and we'll see. That is unless she only likes little boys and is 14 yrs old!
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01-12-2003, 02:45 AM #22
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01-12-2003, 02:46 AM #23Originally posted by schlong
Think of Baseball. Right when you want to shoot your nasty on her. Under your breath go "huffa, baseball, huffa, huffa, football, huffa, My little pony, huffa", then fart really forcefully yet silently (of course).
Then think about something like your mom or something equally un arousable. Then tape a popsicle stick to your thing (oil it so there's no friction) and then keep pumping away.
Of course the easy answer is to just lick her pussy instead.
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01-12-2003, 02:48 AM #24Originally posted by BIG-G
i always have somthin constructive to say, whats wrong u cant take a joke,, much tension inside you i see!
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01-12-2003, 03:32 AM #25
Bro IMO think its all in your head (no pun intended )
--- Trt not to think about-- Hell if comes down to it get a "How to be better in the sack" videoLast edited by ECKO 747; 01-12-2003 at 03:38 AM.
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01-12-2003, 08:37 AM #26
LISTEN BIG RUSH,,, never is there any attempt to hit anyone below the belt, (unless i say that). I'll take back the girl joke just bcaus ur a fellow bro and it was only a joke. Im a jokester, designed to brighten peoples days with laughter. Tell me what ur on, (deca )?? And to major pecs = u think shlongs jokes r better than mine? well then,,,,FUCK YOU!
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01-12-2003, 11:13 AM #27Member
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Isn't 10 minutes about average? (Not for me of course) If it is a chemical thing I would think it will get back to baseline by itself. If it is psychological ( for example, you are so stressed out about the whole thing that it is messing with your head) you need to do something to her to get the pressure of you. In other words either finish her first, or get her so close that 10 minutes is enough. That should allow you to relax. Now if you give this a few weeks and it is no better post again and I'll give you the ultimate pharmacological answer!
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01-12-2003, 12:46 PM #28Banned
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1 word, Fish Eye.
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01-12-2003, 01:46 PM #29Originally posted by darmadoc
I'll give you the ultimate pharmacological answer!
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Originally posted by BIG-G
LISTEN BIG RUSH,,, never is there any attempt to hit anyone below the belt, (unless i say that). I'll take back the girl joke just bcaus ur a fellow bro and it was only a joke. Im a jokester, designed to brighten peoples days with laughter. Tell me what ur on, (deca)?? And to major pecs = u think shlongs jokes r better than mine? well then,,,,FUCK YOU!
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01-12-2003, 03:23 PM #31Junior Member
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Interesting thread. Ive got the same problem as Rampage, since Ive been on my cycle, things have been happening much quicker in the sack. Im hoping things get back to normal once natty test comes back. I used to take an anti-depressant/anxiety pill that made me last for hours on end. Anyone know what pill Im talking about? Big Rush, most of the guys are right though, if you think your going to hit it that night, jack it during the day a couple times if youve got the time. Makes you much less sensitive.
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01-12-2003, 03:40 PM #32Junior Member
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Big rush, thats funny i ve had a similar prob on test eg and fina. I was on ttokkyo eq 400 mg per week 200mg enth and fina shots every other day for the first month of the cycle about 3/4 of the way through my cycle i went limp, and couldnt get it up. i took clomid when i came off but still im not back to norm. I can only go once and it is for 7 (generous) mins what the fuck. i cant take it and this is lasting for 5 months
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01-12-2003, 03:43 PM #33Junior Member
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so what the fuck should i do, i cant take it. should i go on again and take hcg and clomid next time i come off. any comments.life without sex is life not worth living jk. but i really need some advice. Could takin alll that shit fucked my natural test levels for a while or even worse permantly. Im nervous to do anything without a response. the quicker the better
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01-12-2003, 03:51 PM #34
Jerk off before you have sex. That'll make you last longer and you'll be so into foreplay, the girl will be 10x more into it and enjoy it. They'll think it's "making love" not just "sex".
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01-12-2003, 04:19 PM #35
bump
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01-12-2003, 05:07 PM #36Banned
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Cocaine on the dick head works wonders. On a related note, dabbign a little on your scrotum and having your partner scalpel a small slit , and then blowing through a straw into the hole is said to have the reverse effect. Or so I've heard. Afroman says "Tap dat ass, muthafucka."
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01-12-2003, 07:35 PM #37Junior Member
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Im on zoloft and it gives me the equivelant of "whiskey dick" whereas I can fuck for at least an hour or so. the bad part is my shoulders will get too fatiqued or i get to winded before I nut. Im still the man though
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01-12-2003, 08:00 PM #38Member
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All right guys, here is the pharmacologic answer. First off, this is not medical advice etc. etc. Talk to your doctor first etc, etc.
When the antidepressant Paxil came out it worked great as an antidepressant. Unfortunately, no men would stay on it because at the usual therapeutic dose they couldn't have an orgasm. Urologists and other doctors caught on to this and began studying it the treatment of premature ejaculation and guess what? It works!
Since people on this board seem to have no problems getting their hands on various substances, it should be pretty easy to get hold of Paxil. Some would say (remember-not medical advice etc.) try 10 mg 30-60 minutes befor sex. You can adjust the dose from 5-20mg. If that is not working one can got to a daily dose, but this has some minor sides.
Remember where you heard it. Some day (godfather voice) "I may ask you for a favor"
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01-12-2003, 08:46 PM #39Member
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What I meant is that it can be picked up in Mexico, through mail order etc. It may be cheaper that way. No offense meant. By the way, it just went off patent. The brand name is now Paxil CR which may not work as quickly (I break them to remove the slow release coating) but there should be a generic available soon if not already.
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01-12-2003, 09:09 PM #40
MY GOD, majorpecs thinks im a prick! Im flabergasted by ur comment, its much better to call me names then me calling u names! That makes fuckin brilliant sense, if u dont want that on this board. So what now, ur on the same level as me, uve insulted me, do u feel better? Glad u can tell a mans personality over the internet. I appologised to bigrush what more do u want, a blow job? I'll send my girl over ok!
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