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02-18-2011, 08:51 PM #1Associate Member
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A laugh for today
Walking out of kitchen after pre-wo meal, hot Vietnamese girlfriend comes up to me said hey babe were u going work out? I said yeah with a snarl, because I know its not what I do "workout", so she said can I have some before you go, your pretty cute right now. I looked at her square in the face, and said. I cant. I have to "TRAIN".
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02-18-2011, 08:51 PM #2Associate Member
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Sleep eat train----------------------------------sex
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02-18-2011, 08:55 PM #3
thank you for sharing this epic tale. you gotta conserve your juice before the gym i agree though
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02-18-2011, 08:58 PM #4Associate Member
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lol, for me it doesnt matter but I would rather train then have sex, just a personal pref, and of coarse been with same girl for 3.5 years.. Asian girls are hornier then me I dont understand it
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02-18-2011, 09:00 PM #5
No wonder shes always next door
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02-18-2011, 10:00 PM #6
Sometimes, my girl and i work out together and i find it extremely difficult to focus on my workout...she really has the most AMAZING asss ever!
End brag.
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02-19-2011, 06:14 AM #7
I have the same problem..hehe. "Made in Brazil"! I just love it when she´s walking away from me....and in the Gym....HOLY COW!..Squats, Deadlifts, Leg curls, Triceps cable pulls (I taught her the correct body pose), Standing cable fly´s, ......aaaahh...you got me started...hehe. I seriously can´t work out with her.
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02-19-2011, 09:46 AM #9
Having been celibate for more than a year now, I would have nailed the girl and skipped the workout entirely.
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02-19-2011, 11:03 AM #10
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02-19-2011, 12:33 PM #11
Cool story bro.
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02-19-2011, 03:48 PM #12
Who cares what she calls it? My last GF in China didn't even understand the words "workout", or "gym", much less the concept, but I still didn't snarl at her.
BTW, no part of that story was funny.Last edited by Bonaparte; 02-19-2011 at 04:43 PM.
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02-19-2011, 03:53 PM #13Associate Member
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Some times id work out on my total gym when i didnt have time to get a real lift in, an my GF would get on top of me to add weight. it was kinda sexy,
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02-19-2011, 04:38 PM #14
Even better.....we just broke up, right now, after 1 1/2 years :-(
It´s been in the works for a couple of months...
So you´ll find her in the gym! She´s the one with the perfect ass.....says "Made in Brazil" all over it!
But you better get your best game on, because I´m a real tough act to follow :-)
Glad I have the gym. Lifting iron must be the best way to get over a relationship.
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02-19-2011, 08:38 PM #15
Can't wait till they make this into a movie!
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02-19-2011, 08:49 PM #16
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02-19-2011, 08:51 PM #17
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02-19-2011, 09:42 PM #18
Partly yes, partly no. Nasty split and divorce meant I wanted to avoid complications until it was over, and now discovering that women my age are mostly fat with nasty attitudes. My attitude is not so great, either.
Frankly - most women my age cause me to want to remain celibate, and younger women are not interested. Shrug.
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02-20-2011, 12:00 AM #20Associate Member
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hahaha just im 22 and sex with her is aggressive and im usually the one who works.. so im dead tired cause it takes me a while =\
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02-20-2011, 12:02 AM #21Associate Member
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Im proposing to her in june on my birthday.. hopefully on are cruise.. she is great though she supports my journey likes to cook and prepare my meals for me =\ for work and stuff great girl dont know what i would do if she wasnt in my life.. but i do no what i would spend the 8k for the ring on i just spent lol
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02-20-2011, 02:40 AM #22
My viet gf tries to lure me away from some workouts with her hot little ass and pho noodles
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02-20-2011, 03:12 AM #23
It's because without knowing you found the secret to make and keep all women horny but be careful, to much and it will back fire.
You said NO. This drives a woman nuts and makes her want it all the more. I have done this will all my women. Sometime in the first month you tell them no or not tonight. Turn the tables and do like they do to 99% of the guys and it makes them want it all the more. Most women have low self esteem and you saying no makes them think something is wrong with them and they will do ANYTHING to correct this.
If you do it to often they will think you are cheating and it will turn into a problem. You have to keep it up once every few months or any time she starts to not put out quite as much.
What else works but most guys would find it hard to do is to have sex but dont cum. Make sure she comes a couple times then just tell her no it's OK, you just wanted to please her. She will worry she is not able to please you; make you finish and work harder and do more just to make sure you come. She will also start giving YOU pleasure a lot more often not expecting or wanting anything in return just to satisfy her knowledge that she can finish you off.
By using these tricks I have never had a girlfriend or wife stop putting out like many people experience. Never, never, never beg for sex, if you do or whine about it you are doomed. If she seems uninterested go with it, ignore it and just do the same the next night. It may not even take that long if you play it right. Just smile, seem ok with everything, give her a nice kiss before bed and dont act upset in any way. Dont try to touch her sexually in any way and she will ?????
Good luck.
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02-20-2011, 10:51 AM #27New Member
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im a new member so i cant give any advice on 1 thing...but i can on somethin else....take that f'in ring back put that 8k back in ur pocket and dont get engaged....its easy to keep her in ur life if u want. but once u sign that paper, u cant get rid of her!
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02-20-2011, 11:18 AM #28
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02-20-2011, 01:36 PM #30Junior Member
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it's all a control game. My girl only want to do it whenn she can take me from something else i want to do. drives me nuts
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02-20-2011, 02:02 PM #31
paulzane i love your avatar!!!!!!! where can i find her lol
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02-21-2011, 03:53 AM #32
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