hard ons at night time for no reason

**spiketannin** · 07-10-2012, 12:57 PM

so at night time ill have to get up to piss about 3 times a night due too the clen and everytime i get up i notice i have a boner. i randomly have a hard on at nights and mornings and im not even horny or anything. its no big deal just wondering i heard people having trouble on cycle getting it up and here i am randomly getting them for no reason only at nights and early morning tho. i am on cycle week 9 of test p 30 mg eod tren ace 75 mg eod clen 120 mcg and t3 50 mcg and adex .25..... anyone else get this???

**spywizard** · 07-10-2012, 01:07 PM

look at me look at me, I'm normal..

its normal to have random erections at night especially if you're having gay dreams..

So don't worry about it and no one will hate you here for your personal choices..

**spywizard** · 07-10-2012, 01:08 PM

one of the tests that they used to give to men was to tape a piece of paper (ring) around the penis and go to sleep, if you woke in the am and it was broken you did not have erectile dysfunction..

now they just give you a pill..

just messin with ya though.. gay has nothing to do with it..

**austinite** · 07-10-2012, 01:08 PM

Be happy. Some of us cant get up without a pill.

**MuscleInk** · 07-10-2012, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

look at me look at me, I'm normal..

its normal to have random erections at night especially if you're having gay dreams..

So don't worry about it and no one will hate you here for your personal choices..

Have you had your PSA checked? Usually elevated PSAs cause frequent urination but not erections. Could be many reasons it's happening and non to be concerned about it, however if you haven't had BW done in awhile with a PSA it would give you peace of mid knowing everything is ok.

**JAB1** · 07-10-2012, 01:17 PM

I get up a couple times a night to piss and always have a hard on whether im on juice or not. I wouldnt worry about it, be happy it works!!

**Capebuffalo** · 07-10-2012, 01:57 PM

How long have you been a guy. I wake up with out a hard on I get worried.

**juice work** · 07-10-2012, 02:02 PM

lol i use my hard on to make sure i dont roll out of bed at night dawg, your natural test levels are higher while sleeping and early in the morning so it is common to get a wave from down under in the morning especially if your juicing,
if youre a woman getting a boner you may have other problems

**BlueWaffle21** · 07-10-2012, 02:10 PM

Shit that's nothing, I wake myself up 10+ times a night jerking off. I get going so much that it wakes me up, apparently it's an actual medical condition!!

**Rwy** · 07-10-2012, 02:39 PM

Man some of you guys with limp noodles needs to watch better porn

**Angel of death** · 07-10-2012, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

How long have you been a guy. I wake up with out a hard on I get worried.

lmao "how long have you been a guy"

**jasc** · 07-10-2012, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by juice work

lol i use my hard on to make sure i dont roll out of bed at night

hahahaha top quote in the thread so far..

**RaginCajun** · 07-10-2012, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by jasc

hahahaha top quote in the thread so far..

i concur!

**JHeisman1** · 07-10-2012, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by Angel of death

lmao "how long have you been a guy"

hahahaha, i agree = normal!
if u wake up without one then get concerned!!!!

**Schwarzenegger** · 07-10-2012, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by JHeisman1

hahahaha, i agree = normal!
if u wake up without one then get concerned!!!!

lol def agree hah

hardons are caused by your parasympathetic nervous system. When your in REM sleep, thats when ur prone to hard ons cuz ur body is completely relaxed and your parasympathetic system is active. Since you're on the sauce also, that contributes to that as well. Either way, ntn to be concerned bout

**600@50** · 07-10-2012, 05:17 PM

Last time I checked random boners were not a problem.

**MuscleInk** · 07-10-2012, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by Schwarzenegger

lol def agree hah

hardons are caused by your parasympathetic nervous system. When your in REM sleep, thats when ur prone to hard ons cuz ur body is completely relaxed and your parasympathetic system is active. Since you're on the sauce also, that contributes to that as well. Either way, ntn to be concerned bout

Not sure about my parasympathetic NS but I do know my boners are caused by Asian women!!!!!!!

Best day of my life was an 8 hour cheek-banging marathon courtesy of my injectable friend "testosterone "!!!!!!

**spiketannin** · 07-10-2012, 05:37 PM

hmm lets see how long have i been a guy...anywayz its no prob i was just curious i mean some nights off cycle i will have a boner but srs its been crazy lately.. it was funny cuz last night i got up and my girl said why the hell do you have a boner who were you dreamin about...

**MuscleInk** · 07-10-2012, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by spiketannin

hmm lets see how long have i been a guy...anywayz its no prob i was just curious i mean some nights off cycle i will have a boner but srs its been crazy lately.. it was funny cuz last night i got up and my girl said why the hell do you have a boner who were you dreamin about...

The only complaining my girl does is "stop you're ripping me in half"!!!!

Is that a good thing or bad thing????????

**spiketannin** · 07-10-2012, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

The only complaining my girl does is "stop you're ripping me in half"!!!!

Is that a good thing or bad thing????????

bad cuz shes loooooooosee

**MuscleInk** · 07-10-2012, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by spiketannin

hmm lets see how long have i been a guy...anywayz its no prob i was just curious i mean some nights off cycle i will have a boner but srs its been crazy lately.. it was funny cuz last night i got up and my girl said why the hell do you have a boner who were you dreamin about...

The only complaining my girl does is "stop you're ripping me in half"!!!!

Is that a good thing or bad thing????????

**leewil1** · 07-11-2012, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by spiketannin

hmm lets see how long have i been a guy...anywayz its no prob i was just curious i mean some nights off cycle i will have a boner but srs its been crazy lately.. it was funny cuz last night i got up and my girl said why the hell do you have a boner who were you dreamin about...

Chicks there just crazy, so insecure , oh and by the way if you dont want them ill have them im 44 now and long for those mornings when you get up to pee and spay the cistern

**Times Roman** · 07-11-2012, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by 600@50

Last time I checked random boners were not a problem.

only if you are in a hottub with a bunch of guys drinking umbrella drinks and discussing strategies for your next quilting party????

**Schwarzenegger** · 07-11-2012, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by times roman

only if you are in a hottub with a bunch of guys drinking umbrella drinks and discussing strategies for your next quilting party????

lmfao

**MuscleInk** · 07-11-2012, 05:23 PM

Wow.....if you're in a hot tube with a bunch of dudes drinking umbrella drinks and discussing quilting parties.....erections are the least of your problems.

**hatch85** · 07-11-2012, 06:08 PM

I would be writing a post if I didn't wake up with hard ons get ur self a lady friend don't let them go to waste "look at it now"

**spiketannin** · 07-11-2012, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by leewil1

Chicks there just crazy, so insecure , oh and by the way if you dont want them ill have them im 44 now and long for those mornings when you get up to pee and spay the cistern

true that girls are hella insecure or maybe just the ones i date i donno.

**spiketannin** · 07-11-2012, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by hatch85

I would be writing a post if I didn't wake up with hard ons get ur self a lady friend don't let them go to waste "look at it now"

lol srs you guys i never really had wood at night and mornings for no reason till recently. its wierd cuz im not even in the mood for sex its just in the way and when i piss it goes everywhere!

**MuscleInk** · 07-12-2012, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by spiketannin

lol srs you guys i never really had wood at night and mornings for no reason till recently. its wierd cuz im not even in the mood for sex its just in the way and when i piss it goes everywhere!

Every morning I wake up I'm stabbing my girl in the a$$ with my Douglas fur hardwoody.....which is usually followed by her comment, "what the f is wrong with you!?!"

Fortunately for me (and unfortunately for her) I weigh about 100lbs more (she's 98lbs) so the conversation ends with me screaming, ohhhhh god yaaaaaa.

Embrace the woodie!!!!!!

**DigitalGorilla** · 07-12-2012, 12:22 AM

Welcome to the club.....I get hard about 12 times a day. It sucks being on TEST E and being a DJ in a strip club!!!

**MuscleInk** · 07-12-2012, 12:33 AM

Originally Posted by DigitalGorilla

Welcome to the club.....I get hard about 12 times a day. It sucks being on TEST E and being a DJ in a strip club!!!

DG you are the MAN. I couldn't do that job. I'd be banging everything in heels!!!!!!

**DigitalGorilla** · 07-12-2012, 12:41 AM

Haha bro trust me it aint easy!! I been doing this since Im 17 ...and im 34 now - And I made a living out of strippers for a while lol --- but now im settled down to a nice 8th grade school teacher lol....no more strippers for me

Altho -- i got my gf to get implants so it all feels the same! lol

**DigitalGorilla** · 07-12-2012, 12:42 AM

But i still get hard about 30 times a night!!! with 120 girls here every night -- I take alotttttt of bathroom breaks! lol

**MuscleInk** · 07-12-2012, 01:05 AM

Originally Posted by DigitalGorilla

But i still get hard about 30 times a night!!! with 120 girls here every night -- I take alotttttt of bathroom breaks! lol

I've hooked up with two strippers. Gooooood times. A lot of baggage but crazy bedroom Olympics!!!!!

**DigitalGorilla** · 07-12-2012, 01:13 AM

haha - yea ...besides this girl im with now - every ex i have is a stripper......good times. lol

**MuscleInk** · 07-12-2012, 01:21 AM

Originally Posted by DigitalGorilla

haha - yea ...besides this girl im with now - every ex i have is a stripper......good times. lol

But I will say, outside of Vegas dance clubs, some of the best clubs I've been to are strip clubs where the DJ is spinning house & dance tracks!!! Some clubs have great DJs with phenomenal tracks, others are more old school. I'm pretty eclectic with my music choices but since hooking up with two strippers last year at the same time and partying at a Tiesto concert at the Hard Rock in Vegas (hard cock @ the hard rock baby!!!!) I've been heavy into the dance & house scene!