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Thread: b/cing for about a year and a half. want kids soon, what do?

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    b/cing for about a year and a half. want kids soon, what do?

    So basically, I play D1 college football, and I've been blasting and cruising (mostly just test e, dbol , winstrol , and equipoise - no tren ) and I am going to be done with my senior year of football this year - redshirt senior year. This is the main reason i have been taking AAS. I do plan on competing in strong men competitions and powerlifting ones as well in the future, but right now that is on the back burner. I have had my same girlfriend for three years, we love each other, are engaged and plan to get married, and have kids, soon. We plan to have many kids; 5 - 8, somewhere in there. They will be perfect aryan blondes with tall and great muscle building genetics, both of which we are. Anyways, my question is, how do I get my balls working again so I can be fertile and cum in her to make kids? Nolvadex , HCG , Aromasin , and zinc and other supplements is all I have heard and read. please take this topic serious and me and my gf are very serious, we want a lot of kids and I want them go be of our genes. Please tell me the dosages and complete instructions and routines to help me get my natural sterilization back. Thank you.

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    Lol hahaha , so your blast / cruising .... And you have no idea about PCT ? Why would you even start on gear not doing your research , Good luck

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    I think people will take you more seriously if you don't say things like 'cum in her to make kids' and assume you will have supreme aryan race children because you and your partner are blond.

    How do you know you aren't fertile? Have you been using HCG ?

    How old are you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reiid13 View Post
    Lol hahaha , so your blast / cruising .... And you have no idea about PCT ? Why would you even start on gear not doing your research , Good luck
    I have a very good idea about PCT, normal PCT protocol is not what you do when you've been on for 18 months. Is everyone that posts on AAS forums mentally handicapped?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    I think people will take you more seriously if you don't say things like 'cum in her to make kids' and assume you will have supreme aryan race children because you and your partner are blond.

    How do you know you aren't fertile? Have you been using HCG ?

    How old are you?
    That's how babies are made

    We are not just blonde, we are both nordic and tall and white and have aryan features

    I'm 22, I have no idea if I'm not I must get the blood work and a sperm count to check, I am just assuming at this point

    No I have not been using HCG

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain_earth
    I have a very good idea about PCT, normal PCT protocol is not what you do when you've been on for 18 months. Is everyone that posts on AAS forums mentally handicapped?
    Regardless .... You hopped on a blast / cruise cycle not knowing how to come off it .... And I'm mentally handicapped ?
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    Well alright Viking brethren!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reiid13 View Post
    Regardless .... You hopped on a blast / cruise cycle not knowing how to come off it .... And I'm mentally handicapped ?
    I hopped on to perform as best I could at a high level in athletics. Admittedly, it was a dumb decision to never come off, but nothing I can do about it now

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    My advice go to a specialist. My friend tried doing a pct after being on for a year straight and he couldn't recover properly until he went to a specialist

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain_earth View Post
    They will be perfect aryan blondes with tall and great muscle building genetics, both of which we are.

    If you were so perfect with such great muscle building genetics then you wouldn't need to be "blasting and cruising" for the past 18 months. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this post is a joke.
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    I have an easy solution. Send me a picture of you girlfriend and if she is up to my standards (they are pretty high) then I will be a sperm donor for you but I only do it the old fashioned way, intercourse of course.

    If you dont like that idea (cant imagine why not) then as said, you need to go to a fertility doctor and have a full hormone panel blood work done as well as a fertility test to see if you have any little swimmers still working. From there they will hopefully be able to point you in the right direction. It will probably be a HCG regiment, Clomid or a combination of both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    I have an easy solution. Send me a picture of you girlfriend and if she is up to my standards (they are pretty high) then I will be a sperm donor for you but I only do it the old fashioned way, intercourse of course.

    If you dont like that idea (cant imagine why not) then as said, you need to go to a fertility doctor and have a full hormone panel blood work done as well as a fertility test to see if you have any little swimmers still working. From there they will hopefully be able to point you in the right direction. It will probably be a HCG regiment, Clomid or a combination of both.
    How about you go uck yourself and kill yourself while you're at it because no one wants your shit genes. So many ****ing people on here trying to troll a ****ing good post, **** this forum, you guys don't know what the **** you're talking about bye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris.baker View Post
    If you were so perfect with such great muscle building genetics then you wouldn't need to be "blasting and cruising" for the past 18 months. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this post is a joke.
    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you've never played pro sports before like me, so shut the **** up you little dumb faggot

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    LOL anyone want to bet this guys E2 is WAY elevated due to all the gear and he is just a tad bit sensitive? hahahaha

    Dude, learn to take a joke and if you get that upset that easily you need to ask your woman for your balls back because you are acting like a little bitch.

    Did you bother to read the rest of my post because you got perfectly good advice from me and others.

    Feel free to let the door slam you in the ass on the way out if your skin is that thin though because most of us are a lot tougher than that. You might want to check your tampon while you are at it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain_earth View Post
    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you've never played pro sports before like me, so shut the **** up you little dumb faggot
    Whoa! What's w/all the hostility? We here like to have some fun as well! If you didn't refer to you and your girl as being supreme Aryan race(you fvkin sound like Hitler)...

    You have a piss poor attitude to go along with it!

    It's ASHAME you can't take sarcasm as this forum is the best out there hands down! It truly has all your beats interests at hand! It's pretty harsh coming on a forum(where all types of people, religions, beliefs all differ, but the one thing we all have in common is lifting and working out(BBing, PL, etc) and enhancing our bodies in the safest manner possible! Just my .02!

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    Hahahaha best post I've read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    LOL anyone want to bet this guys E2 is WAY elevated due to all the gear and he is just a tad bit sensitive? hahahaha

    Dude, learn to take a joke and if you get that upset that easily you need to ask your woman for your balls back because you are acting like a little bitch.

    Did you bother to read the rest of my post because you got perfectly good advice from me and others.

    Feel free to let the door slam you in the ass on the way out if your skin is that thin though because most of us are a lot tougher than that. You might want to check your tampon while you are at it.
    Oh his hemo and crit are probably thru the roof as well(if no BW or no donating) Eq??

    It's funny b/c you have gotten good advice in this thread which you always will here! The right advice!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NACH3 View Post

    Oh his hemo and crit are probably thru the roof as well!

    It's funny b/c you have gotten good advice in this thread which you always will here! The right advice!
    Ive been blasting and crusing for about the same time as him and my hematocrite has never went up even 1 point.
    So this is a blank statement.

    I havent read other comments above but here is my opinion.

    First Blood work must be done to be sure that your lipids/hematocrite/E2 are in check also whatch your BP.
    If everything is in check then your cruise is going well. If not change something

    Now you gotta ask yourself do you wanna try to come off or not.

    If you do you gonna need a power PCT and lots of luck.

    If you dont then a HCG /clomid blast for few weeks should be enough to concieve. And you resume your cruise.

    Keep in mind that the chance of being sterile is quite low...
    You can get your fertility tested. If you want so.

    Being ON instead of OFF is likely to make concieve harder but very low chance that it makes it impossible.

    You do as you wish. Depends if you want to come off or not cause fertility wise... both ways work...
    Good luck

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    First off you won't be around here long. Second you want forum members to take you serious yet you have been blasting and cruising amd never researched how to come off or how long you should b/c. You didn't take aas serious in the beginning now you want us to be serious while you talk in ebonics??

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    An Aryan that worries about infertility? I would be more humble, you never know how your children will turn out. Perfectly healthy parents have given birth to down syndrome babies or homosexuals for example, both of which being "Verboten".

    It seems to me we need to find if there is a problem first. What I mean is, have you tried to conceive already as you are now? You enumerated several PCT type products, but have you tried any?-- if my first question didnt result in pregnancy. If coming off and a couple months on clomid type therapy doesnt work I would suggest seeking out a specialist--for you and your fiance. We cannot forget that many women in the world are infertile and it takes two to tango.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powerliftmike View Post
    An Aryan that worries about infertility? I would be more humble, you never know how your children will turn out. Perfectly healthy parents have given birth to down syndrome babies or homosexuals for example, both of which being "Verboten".

    It seems to me we need to find if there is a problem first. What I mean is, have you tried to conceive already as you are now? You enumerated several PCT type products, but have you tried any?-- if my first question didnt result in pregnancy. If coming off and a couple months on clomid type therapy doesnt work I would suggest seeking out a specialist--for you and your fiance. We cannot forget that many women in the world are infertile and it takes two to tango.
    I'm guessing they will turn out Melato, 1/2 black. She will be looking for someone more fertile since he will be out of commission.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain_earth View Post
    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you've never played pro sports before like me, so shut the **** up you little dumb faggot

    Well being you haven't played pro, then where does that leave us? You said you are 22 and have been blasting/cruising for 18 months. That means you started at age 20. Unless you got recruited your freshman year of college, you are not pro anything (and if you were, you'd have been in the media).

    Besides, if you were truly a pro athlete and using gear, you'd probably have a personal trainer and a personal doctor attending to your every medical and gear related need. The fact that you claim to be a pro and are here seeking advice (as great as this forum is) speaks volumes.

    I still think the person that posted this is a regular user who's just trying to be funny. Nobody is really this stupid... are they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    i have an easy solution. Send me a picture of you girlfriend and if she is up to my standards (they are pretty high) then i will be a sperm donor for you but i only do it the old fashioned way, intercourse of course.

    If you dont like that idea (cant imagine why not) then as said, you need to go to a fertility doctor and have a full hormone panel blood work done as well as a fertility test to see if you have any little swimmers still working. From there they will hopefully be able to point you in the right direction. It will probably be a hcg regiment, clomid or a combination of both.
    lmao....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodacious View Post

    lmao....
    I'm glad someone appreciates my sense of humor.

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