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    done my research now its time for my first cycle

    been in the game for about 3 years now and made some OK gains and got a little gyno, so thought its time to just say **** it and give it a try using steroids . i have been researching for about 18 months so definetly am not a noob on the topic. ended up joining today after a long time lurking, kind of regret not joining up earlier actually.

    long story short, don't want to take too much but don't want to pusssy out, looking to start off with a moderate cycle so this is what i have planned.

    1g test e (weeks 1 to 26)
    1g EQ (weeks 1 to 26)
    500mg deca durabolin (weeks 1 to 26)
    700mg tren ace (weeks 5 to 18)
    700mg mast P (weeks 4 to 20)
    5iu serostim HGH (for life, wont be coming off)
    250mg anadrol (weeks 1 to 12. 150mg pre workout, 100mg in the evening)
    25mg proviron (for life, wont be coming off)
    10iu insulin post workout (weeks 7 to 26)

    after that, going to cruise on 5iu of serostim, 500mg test e and 25mg proviron for life and add in a blast once per year. basically blasting half the year and cruising the other half of the year.

    the test, deca , serostim, proviron, insulin are all pharmagrade and the EQ, mast and tren are UGL.

    with those esters, how does my cycle look? my feeling was to run the test a few weeks before i add in tren etc for obvious reasons (tren ace shorter half life would build up quicker so best to let test build up first).

    any critique is appreciated, thanks.
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    title should be "DID my research" not "done" sorry

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    First and foremost how old are you?

    Secondly, if you've been doing your research and lurking on this site you'd know right away that no reasonable member of this community would condone that for your first cycle. That's over the top by a long shot bro. No need to run that many compounds on your first cycle. It's wrong on many different levels. Run test for 12 weeks and dial in your diet, routine and PCT and you'll be shocked at the gains you can make.

    Honestly, I read your first cycle and thought you were kidding...still trying to wrap my head around it.

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    That cycle is ****ing ridiculous. 250mg a day anadrol ? No wY. Your blood pressure will be through the roof and you will feel horrible.

    Back up and start over bro. Way to much gear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mp859 View Post
    That cycle is ****ing ridiculous. 250mg a day anadrol ? No wY. Your blood pressure will be through the roof and you will feel horrible.

    Back up and start over bro. Way to much gear.
    doctors put HIV patients on 350mg of anadrol per day without any test at all.

    my best friend has a guy who comes into her work who is on 400mg anadrol per day and has been on for over 6 months and still going on that dose

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    Quote Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah View Post
    First and foremost how old are you?

    Secondly, if you've been doing your research and lurking on this site you'd know right away that no reasonable member of this community would condone that for your first cycle. That's over the top by a long shot bro. No need to run that many compounds on your first cycle. It's wrong on many different levels. Run test for 12 weeks and dial in your diet, routine and PCT and you'll be shocked at the gains you can make.

    Honestly, I read your first cycle and thought you were kidding...still trying to wrap my head around it.
    12 weeks of test??? even frontloaded at 4x the dose per day for the first week 12 weeks is not that much.

    i sure hope you are not talking about enanthate for 12 weeks.... because in my post i mentioned im using test e

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    Quote Originally Posted by immortalkid View Post
    12 weeks of test??? even frontloaded at 4x the dose per day for the first week 12 weeks is not that much.

    i sure hope you are not talking about enanthate for 12 weeks.... because in my post i mentioned im using test e
    And in my post I asked how old you are.

    You want a cycle critique? How about this wise guy...

    That cycle is about as terrible as your tattoo.

    Good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah View Post
    And in my post I asked how old you are.

    You want a cycle critique? How about this wise guy...

    That cycle is about as terrible as your tattoo.

    Good luck
    sorry i missed that part, im 22 years old.

    yeah im here to talk about my cycle, sorry if i came across the wrong way, i was just confused if you meant test P or test E as 12 weeks is incredibly short and from what i have seen is most guys who cycle tend to lose it, then do another cycle, and keep repeating thats why i am wanting to blast and cruise.

    dont get me wrong, my whole life isnt about bodybuilding (mostly focused on my business and trying to set up another business later once i scrape some more bread together etc)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.BB View Post
    Dont feed this troll
    im not trolling. do you have access to MIMS online? i dont use it but you can even use it to research and see doctors prescribe upwards of 350mg anadrol per day to patients.

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    You will end up dead. If this is what you came up through research, your slin research is just as in depth im sure. So you will fall asleep and go hypo. Your whole plan shows zero research. Running slin for over 10 weeks isnt smart, but nothing you posted is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jstone View Post
    You will end up dead. If this is what you came up through research, your slin research is just as in depth im sure. So you will fall asleep and go hypo. Your whole plan shows zero research. Running slin for over 10 weeks isnt smart, but nothing you posted is.
    troll

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    Quote Originally Posted by jstone View Post
    You will end up dead. If this is what you came up through research, your slin research is just as in depth im sure. So you will fall asleep and go hypo. Your whole plan shows zero research. Running slin for over 10 weeks isnt smart, but nothing you posted is.

    what is wrong with using insulin for over 10 weeks? why is 9 weeks safe but suddenly 10 weeks dangerous as you seem to put it. sorry if i come across as defensive, i am open to criticism but i am tired of a couple of people calling me a troll due to them having a different opinion to me.... i bet to those people i am a troll because i order a different burger at mcdonalds to them, SAME LOGIC.

    all the people calling me a troll, just stop wasting your own and my own time and dont even post in the topic please.

    rant over, to all the people who are giving me constructive criticism and questions, THANK YOU an sorry i had to chimp out over this

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    Troll

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    Pics of you please

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTaxMan View Post
    Troll
    seriously read the post above yours and get the **** out of my thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Althenery View Post
    Pics of you please
    im not that impressive. you look better than me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by immortalkid View Post
    been in the game for about 3 years now and made some OK gains and got a little gyno, so thought its time to just say **** it and give it a try using steroids . i have been researching for about 18 months so definetly am not a noob on the topic. ended up joining today after a long time lurking, kind of regret not joining up earlier actually.

    long story short, don't want to take too much but don't want to pusssy out, looking to start off with a moderate cycle so this is what i have planned.

    1g test e (weeks 1 to 26)
    1g EQ (weeks 1 to 26)
    500mg deca durabolin (weeks 1 to 26)
    700mg tren ace (weeks 5 to 18)
    700mg mast P (weeks 4 to 20)
    5iu serostim HGH (for life, wont be coming off)
    250mg anadrol (weeks 1 to 12. 150mg pre workout, 100mg in the evening)
    25mg proviron (for life, wont be coming off)
    10iu insulin post workout (weeks 7 to 26)

    after that, going to cruise on 5iu of serostim, 500mg test e and 25mg proviron for life and add in a blast once per year. basically blasting half the year and cruising the other half of the year.

    the test, deca , serostim, proviron, insulin are all pharmagrade and the EQ, mast and tren are UGL.

    with those esters, how does my cycle look? my feeling was to run the test a few weeks before i add in tren etc for obvious reasons (tren ace shorter half life would build up quicker so best to let test build up first).

    any critique is appreciated, thanks.
    so you have researched for 18 months and been lurking on this forum for a while.

    where did you read that using multiple compounds for a first cycle at age 22 is advisable?

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    Quote Originally Posted by immortalkid View Post
    seriously read the post above yours and get the **** out of my thread.

    No, i will write when and where i want

    Enjoy your cycle and your gyno bitch tits

    All of this mighty research you have done and the cycle you have come up with is laughable

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    Imortal kid. You say your not a troll so lets assume thats true.... You start out by saying that you have done research and probably true but the information source was all f@@@@ed up. You have also had knowledgeable experts critic your cycle and you are trying to defend it.
    Those of us that have been around a little bit, know that anyone who wants to try everything and the kitchen sink for a first cycle is looking for disaster. I myself was surprised that there wasn' t any tren thrown in there for good luck.
    Your age is also an issue your HPTA is not fully matured and you can cause permenant damage to hormone production for the rest of your life. None of the experts will go along with cycling because it is not safe. Most of the time the experts are trying to save the people from themselves. This is your case. I know you probably do not want to hear it but please wait another 3 years ubtil your 25 and read the sticky on running your first cycle. You start out with test to see how you react and then can add one compound at a time. Most inexperienced think that the sides are bitch tits but do some blood work and you will see that there are alot of sides that you do not see. You also have blood pressure to worry about and chokesteral levels.
    Tried to reason with you. Now it is up to you to decide what you want to do.

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    Troll, anyone who had done a minimum of research wouldn't come up with this cycle. They would be dead before it was finished.

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    Anadrol dose is insane, and i do not care what HIV patients are receiving? are you HIV positive??? if not then that that dose is not applicable to you, nor are they on all other compounds you are using. Running both tren and deca at the same time at these doses with no prami or ceber is prolactin suicide, even with 1gm of test you might not be able to get a hard on...where is the anti-Es in this cycle? there are so many holes in this cycle design i am at a loss of words, i think you need to go back to the drawing board brother adn not to mention you are 22, way to young for this kind of a start...and i have trained people into the Pros, so kind of, maybe know a little bit about what i am talking about...

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    This is one of the most retarded first cycle threads I have ever seen.

    You obviously haven't done your research. You don't know what you are doing.

    Save the steroids until you are 25 and don't even touch them until you actually did some research on them.

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