Funny Funny Christmas Poem: Part 2

[Madmax]

merry christmas everyone...nobody move my thread or ill ban you! well i dont have those powers but i will have ironfist kick your ass...i hope every takes this poem in fun!!!!

A GAY AR CHRISTMAS: by Madmax

madmax is back, did you think id forget
you know im a pimp and thats pretty much it...
so sit back and chill and relax for a while
cause Madmax is here to make all of you smile....

ill fill you all in, i just placed an order
and right about now its crossing the boarder...
me and st.nick have a pretty good sceem
were using his slay if you know what i mean...
on d-bol, on test, on growth and eq
below the ddammn radar!.. you know what to do!...
dont mess it up, or you will be beet
and end up like rudolph that we had to eat...

it's christmas day, and were moving fast
but some of the elves have been dragging asss...
we have orders to fill, and places to be
people from AR that we still have to see...
i need some help from some of the bro's
who should i ask, nobody knows...

how bout bigN, that would be swell
but he can't write the cards, cause the ffuucckker can't spell...
maybe sicilian, he's fresh off the boat
and palme is busy, cause his dicks in a goat...
i guess that's how they do it, over in france
daammnit Big Green, please pull up your pants!...
maybe mass junkie, they say he's a trooper
but the truth is my friends, he takes it in the pooper...
sshhiitt, i dont know, i could ask Ron
but he's jacking off shredz in the back of the john...
it sure makes me wonder, who is the bitch
do they ever take turns? do you think that they switch?
i guess now we know, who's teaching the class
cause Shredz fly is open and Ron's wiping his asss!..
now CYC is jealous, and he calls BDTR
who's cheating on Big Tex at a gay singles bar...
so i guess ill just choose, which ever vet's closest
but not bask8Kase cause he has halitosis....
i cant choose FI cause he's wearing a skirt
or Iron4life cause he's older than dirt...
Ironfist's out and thats all i can say
cause he'll beat me up if i call him gay...

son of a bitchh! man what the ffuucckk
christmas at AR is going to suckk...
noone to help, Max and St.Nick
cause there all ffuucckking busy, getting the dick!
member's are waiting for there gear to arrive
and Pheedno's so scared that he broke out in hives...
hey guys dont worry, cause i am a vet
my turnaround time is nothing to sweat...

so me and St.Nick jump into the slay
with a puff on there doob, were off on our way...
to give all of the members, there best present yet
a stocking thats full, of quality vet....
so to all that were good, and to all that were bad
to all of the mods, that i just made mad
to everyone here at anabolic review
have a ddaammn merry christamas
and may god watch over you......written by Madmax

[BigGreen]

LMAO....what a glorious return.

"how bout bigN, that would be swell
but he can't write the cards, cause the ffuucckker can't spell..."

Best rhyming line in an AR thread to date.

[MBaraso]

lmao

[cpt steele]

nice one Merry Christmas Max

[big N]

lmao

LOL!

[RON]

Thats it I'm moving this thread now. I would too if it wasn't funny. **** you.

[Shredz]

That is some funny **** Max!! Where you dig this stuff up from is beyond me!

[Demon Deacon]

LOL thats funny

[Solrock]

That is some funny ****! LOL

[kc]

LOL!!!!! Nice Job!!

[dizzle]

Another Classic!

[DADDYDBOL]

Thats good......

[TheMudMan]

[Madmax]

bump!!! its christmas time guys...MM

[Ankhefenmut]

Nice one! hehe

[someday]

nice...........made my whole holiday...now hurry up and get to my house.

[LORDBLiTZ]

That was great!

[HeyHiHowdy]

nice lol!

[GearAholic]

lmfao

[biggen]

that was awesome, thanks for the laugh. merry christmas

[ItalianMuscle]

LMAO..funny