Ok, because you made me smile in that other thread I'll chime back in here

No matter what the circumstances, I would never cycle deca/clen/tren together. I've never run clen (I cut through diet and dedication) but granted it's easier for some than others to cut, so I'm not much help with clen. As for the cycle itself, test needs to be the base. If you can't get test, you don't have a cycle, period.
Run a typical test/deca cycle, deca for 10 weeks and test for 12, OR
a typical test/tren cycle, although you didn't say if you have tren a or tren e, so it's a bit difficult to advise there as well.