Heres some cycle advice. Don't run a cycle until you know how to eat properly. You say you eat pizza and lean pockets a few days a week... Thats not how often you eat cheat meals. Also you say I eat so many grams of protein why am I not gaining? You should be more worried about total calorie intake than total protein intake when going for mass (especially when most of that protein is from shakes).

Also, you claim to have done a lot of research. You also say you dont wanna run test unless your ready to go bald. Then on your list of possible cycles you include masteron. Definitely don't think you have done too much research buddy. How long someone has been a member of this site has absolutely nothing to do with how much knowledge they may or may not possess.