The help RuhlFreak55 get laid thread!

[dan991]

no i don't....most women are not like what you referenced and if they are then good they don't deserve the pleasure i could give them

Yeah, sure. Until you are the guy one of them calls at 3:30 am. Then the story changes. At 22 years old, the ONLY thing I'd be worrying about in regards to women if I was you would be making sure YOU are the guy they all call at 3:30 am. Forget the rest of the B.S., and I wouldn't drive 800 miles for shit.

[RuhlFreak55]

Yeah, sure. Until you are the guy one of them calls at 3:30 am. Then the story changes. At 22 years old, the ONLY thing I'd be worrying about in regards to women if I was you would be making sure YOU are the guy they all call at 3:30 am. Forget the rest of the B.S., and I wouldn't drive 800 miles for shit.

well you're obviously not me are you

[dan991]

well you're obviously not me are you

No, I get laid more than you do...... And I'm friggin married.

[RuhlFreak55]

Yeah, sure. Until you are the guy one of them calls at 3:30 am. Then the story changes. At 22 years old, the ONLY thing I'd be worrying about in regards to women if I was you would be making sure YOU are the guy they all call at 3:30 am. Forget the rest of the B.S., and I wouldn't drive 800 miles for shit.

i could never be that kind of person.....not to mention i'd never answer my phone at 3:30 in the morning

[dan991]

i could never be that kind of person.....not to mention i'd never answer my phone at 3:30 in the morning

That's your first problem. I guess you have to catch your girl over there 600 miles away smoking a few poles at 4:00 am to think different, and then you'll realize what you've been missing out.

Dude, all you do is set up ring tones for each girl in your address book. That way when the phone rings, you can decide then if you should or shouldn't answer. After a few visits to the girls place at 3:00 am, you'll know who's calling for what at what time. Always assign a 2 Live Crew song to the ultimate freak in your phone book.

[RuhlFreak55]

That's your first problem. I guess you have to catch your girl over there 600 miles away smoking a few poles at 4:00 am to think different, and then you'll realize what you've been missing out.

Dude, all you do is set up ring tones for each girl in your address book. That way when the phone rings, you can decide then if you should or shouldn't answer. After a few visits to the girls place at 3:00 am, you'll know who's calling for what at what time. Always assign a 2 Live Crew song to the ultimate freak in your phone book.

no need no girls ever call me except my mom and sister

[dan991]

no need no girls ever call me except my mom and sister

So.... you are saying you drive 680 miles to see your sister or mom?

Your hopeless....

[RuhlFreak55]

So.... you are saying you drive 680 miles to see your sister or mom?

Your hopeless....

drove....once.....over a year and a half ago.......have you read the damn thread?

[dan991]

drove....once.....over a year and a half ago.......have you read the damn thread?

To get laid by your mom or sister?


Where's the thread? Link?