The "I just got laid" thread

**Schmidty** · 10-10-2008, 03:52 PM

I waish ida been back a wk ago. I stayd at my boys house to watch his dog 4 him, the dog got out n i was out lookn for it and ran in to his neighbor, i end up smashing her about 45min later, quite nice. Then 2nights ago i hit up a girl that i use to mess around with n hit that. and my x gf last night. Lifes been good to me so far

**Hoggage_54** · 10-10-2008, 04:54 PM

**** all of you... I haven't been laid since JUNE

**Rugger02** · 10-11-2008, 04:39 AM

I had to make a late night hit here.

I got anal from my wife for the first time in our 1 year of marriage and 4 years of dating.

I think I had a little more fun with it than her, but I don't think she thought of it as all that traumatic of an experience....
I feel so proud of myself LOL

**Dukkit** · 10-11-2008, 08:32 AM

congrats on giving some anal RUGGER!!!!

i gave my 35 year old fukk buddy anal last night

and now its 9:30am on sat and i just got laid again.

now shes off to the prison to see her man who has been locked up for 3 years

hahahahah

**DCI** · 10-11-2008, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

**** all of you... I haven't been laid since JUNE

I agree with this statement.

**Voland** · 10-11-2008, 12:14 PM

i don't even care about getting laid anymore...every day sex turns more trvial and poitless to me. the effort to benefit ratio is not wrthy for me anymore.
I have to perform cos im in a relationship and thats a duty but...other than that nuthing.

**DSM4Life** · 10-11-2008, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by Rugger02

I had to make a late night hit here.

I got anal from my wife for the first time in our 1 year of marriage and 4 years of dating.

I think I had a little more fun with it than her, but I don't think she thought of it as all that traumatic of an experience....
I feel so proud of myself LOL

Takes you 1 year?! Takes me 2 dates

**Rugger02** · 10-11-2008, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Takes you 1 year?! Takes me 2 dates

LMAO! You whore!

**ghettoboyd** · 10-12-2008, 09:40 AM

im married with a kid so i have to wait for the weekends to get laid but every sat+sun nights me and the wife throw down. god dam shes a trooper......last night was extra good, she did me in a doorway doggie style,all dressed up like a whore. we havent had sex in our bed for years.

**hotpink** · 10-12-2008, 11:54 PM

I got laid tonight. And got head. Haha hell yeahhh! It was awesome and I felt the need to share

**GT2** · 10-13-2008, 04:34 AM

It was my bday yesterday...so go figure

**Dukkit** · 10-13-2008, 07:12 AM

whew. this weekend was overfilled with sex. my body is actually in shock i think and my penis is sore from over use

most recently it was 3 times last night and once at 6:30 this morning.

**ghettoboyd** · 10-13-2008, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

whew. this weekend was overfilled with sex. my body is actually in shock i think and my penis is sore from over use

most recently it was 3 times last night and once at 6:30 this morning.

your a machine man.i see your theme song as 70's porn music..... Baw chicka wa wa....

**Dukkit** · 10-13-2008, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by ghettoboyd

your a machine man.i see your theme song as 70's porn music..... Baw chicka wa wa....

man. its fun and all. but seriously. my body cant take much more!!! lol. im so tired and sore from this weekend.

and once i get back in the gym, im going to have to cut back on the sex.

**DCI** · 10-13-2008, 11:05 AM

Wahey got it this evening

Broke my dry patch so to speak

**Dukkit** · 10-13-2008, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by hotpink

I got laid tonight. And got head. Haha hell yeahhh! It was awesome and I felt the need to share

hmm?? i didnt know you were a transvestite

**DCI** · 10-13-2008, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

hmm?? i didnt know you were a transvestite

Lmao, I was waiting for someone to say that.

**WARMachine** · 10-13-2008, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by ghettoboyd

im married with a kid so i have to wait for the weekends to get laid but every sat+sun nights me and the wife throw down. god dam shes a trooper......last night was extra good, she did me in a doorway doggie style,all dressed up like a whore. we havent had sex in our bed for years.

Who uses a bigger dildo? You or her?

I had a GREAT lay last night. My girl and me went out to Fred's in HB, were playing pool, talking to people... And we started chattin up this HOT ass mexican girl(Bianca!). Im talking fine as hell! Nice tits, roughly C cup, but not saggy, really perky actually. And a sweet sweet SWEET ass! That thing was a peach.

Anyway, we get her to come home with us, and dude, i go to make some drinks for the girls, i come back and they are both wearing their birthday suits!

I smashed Bianca for a while, then turned the GF around after. Man, that chick was AWESOME! Gonna have to give her a call again tonight!

Later homies!

-WAR

**Dizz28** · 10-13-2008, 04:21 PM

....i got burnt by a chick i had sex with 2 weeks ago....on Doxy and Amox right now

dirty little thing

I've been abstaining until this blows over

**DCI** · 10-13-2008, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by war4BTT

Who uses a bigger dildo? You or her?

I had a GREAT lay last night. My girl and me went out to Fred's in HB, were playing pool, talking to people... And we started chattin up this HOT ass mexican girl(Bianca!). Im talking fine as hell! Nice tits, roughly C cup, but not saggy, really perky actually. And a sweet sweet SWEET ass! That thing was a peach.

Anyway, we get her to come home with us, and dude, i go to make some drinks for the girls, i come back and they are both wearing their birthday suits!

I smashed Bianca for a while, then turned the GF around after. Man, that chick was AWESOME! Gonna have to give her a call again tonight!

Later homies!

-WAR

Dam that never happens in Ireland ever.

**WARMachine** · 10-13-2008, 05:12 PM

Huntington Beach bro, Huntington Beach!

Damn i LOVE So. Cal!

**DCI** · 10-13-2008, 05:30 PM

When do I get to visit

To sample the night life

**tjpatrick1987** · 10-14-2008, 12:31 AM

lately i havent been able to enjoy my sex and give my girl the fck she deserves.....i used to last long as hell....now its just like i nut in a couple minutes roll over and go to sleep hahaha

**Amorphic** · 10-14-2008, 09:54 PM

yeeeep. did it again

**WARMachine** · 10-14-2008, 10:25 PM

Called the GF over before she left for work...

She barely made it though the door before i had her spread out on all fours...

**Rugger02** · 10-14-2008, 10:27 PM

Woot woot!!

**FallenWyvern** · 10-14-2008, 11:47 PM

Viagra=5

**vindication** · 10-14-2008, 11:50 PM

whats the deal. I think Ill post this in here because it might not warrant a thread. have you guys ever used ghb while working out? I hear some of the highschool guys talking about it the gym some times....

**KatsMeow** · 10-14-2008, 11:53 PM

grrrr...not this month

**FallenWyvern** · 10-15-2008, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

grrrr...not this month

Thanks for nothing then...

Wish the best for you though...

**mick86** · 10-15-2008, 10:29 AM

EDITED

Decided some things are better kept to myself. It was foolish to share my sex life with strangers.

**Dukkit** · 10-15-2008, 10:51 AM

last night. this morning. the night before last, yesterday morning... though i couldnt cum yesterday morning... so that doesnt count i guess

**Dukkit** · 10-15-2008, 10:52 AM

and hopefully on lunch today.

gotta call the ex

**mick86** · 10-22-2008, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by vindication

whats the deal. I think Ill post this in here because it might not warrant a thread. have you guys ever used ghb while working out? I hear some of the highschool guys talking about it the gym some times....

I may cop it for answering this but yes I have and its not overly helpful, perhaps as a mild stimulant or mood inhancer.

Most people on this board don't seem to like GHB so I'd be surprised if anyone else will come forward and say that they have.

If anything its better for taking after training before bed, but even then its effectiveness is controversial and many say that its too dangerous and should be avoided.

Bottom line is probably better off using other supplements/anabolic's.

**mick86** · 10-22-2008, 12:49 PM

EDITED

Decided some things are better kept to myself. It was foolish to share my sex life with strangers.

**Chitown Raider** · 10-23-2008, 06:32 PM

Got some saturday night went out with her and she took her roomate's lexus suv. Hit it in the back with seats down outside her apartment complex. He was pissed when he found all his stuff re-arranged.

**hotpink** · 10-23-2008, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

hmm?? i didnt know you were a transvestite

Haha so I have to have a penis to get head?
sorry...I meant I had someone lick the vajayjay

**hotpink** · 10-23-2008, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by mick86

Oh, btw I have a hot little 17 year old lined up for tomorrow night (yes that's legal here in Australia, if your over 18 the girl need to be over 16).

Although I haven't been laid yet I'm looking forward to it so thought I'd post it now.

She's shes pretty, has a hot body and in her final year of school, what more can you ask for

Oh I really like slim girls, and shes around 110 lbs

Also she's pretty wild, and actually likes the main issue that has been affecting my confidence lately (my legal troubles, she likes the bad boy thing

)

I'm on cycle so I'm as horny as all hell, I'm looking forward to tomorrow

That's all for now, I have other things to do...

ew how old are you?

**hotpink** · 10-23-2008, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

hmm?? i didnt know you were a transvestite

oh haha im stupid
...i got eaten out

wrong term

**GT2** · 10-23-2008, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by hotpink

oh haha im stupid
...i got eaten out

wrong term

Congratulations.

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