The "I just got laid" thread

[Doc M]

oh haha im stupid
...i got eaten out

wrong term

If that's you in your avatar hotpink, I can't see you having too many problems getting your way with the boys!

I wouldn't even know where to begin when it comes to talking about getting laid. I honestly have so much sex, it's ridiculous...literally!!! I won't even tell stories because everyone will think I am full of shit!! Gotta love incredible sex though, it's what makes me happiest!!

Doc M

[mick86]

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Decided some things are better kept to myself. It was foolish to share my sex life with strangers.

[calgarian]

22 thus Mick86 (as in born in 1986). By the way as for last night all I can say is WoW

Oh, and:

I didn't think that I was capable of getting a girl like that =)

I didn't know that a girl her age could perform like that =)

I think that it will be a regular thing =)

[mick86]

I'll decline, lol. That would be pretty disrespectful towards her and creepy on my behalf. I can just imaging if members start posting pics of the people they supposedly bed, I would guess that many people would stretch the truth.

[WARMachine]

22 thus Mick86 (as in born in 1986). By the way as for last night all I can say is WoW

Oh, and:

I didn't think that I was capable of getting a girl like that =)

I didn't know that a girl her age could perform like that =)

I think that it will be a regular thing with this one =)

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I'll decline, lol. That would be pretty disrespectful towards her and creepy on my behalf. I can just imaging if members start posting pics of the people they supposedly bed, I would guess that many people would stretch the truth.

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[BG]

^^^haha nice.

Ive never been in this thread yet but Ill add to it.....My girls been wounded for about a week now, she's been working alot so I didnt ask for any jaw, but man tonite I better get laid one way or another or Im going to go fuc'n crazy !!!!!!!!!!!!


There you go.

[DSM4Life]

One perk of being in M to M relationship, he wants sex just as often as me which is all the time. It works well

[WARMachine]

One perk of being in M to M relationship, he wants sex just as often as me which is all the time. It works well

[mick86]

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Believe what you wish, I have nothing to prove. Anyone who has read my posts can surely see that unlike some I have made no great claims of supremacy, either in the weighs room or the bed room, or in regards to anything for that matter.

Posting here was a mistake, I wont be contributing to this thread again. It seems like a "look how macho I am" kind of thread were people make up colorful stories and critise others.

[WARMachine]

^^^


Chill out


This is the lounge, were all just joking around in here...

The fact that youre so defensive just makes me think maybe my joke was true...

I'm not hear to impress others with my long list of female conquests, which i a good thong as this year the list has been rather short.

Then why are you posting!!!!

This is what this thread is all about, its to share those conquests and joke around with others!

Did HotPink get all pissy when Dukk made a joke about her being a tranny?

No!

Thats because were all adults here who at certain times, like to joke around a little at others expense.

Obviously you cant do that. You just get all defensive like a child, so why dont you do what you said youre gonna do, and dont post here anymore...

problem solved!

[stpete]

Well, does bj's count here? Cause if so, i'm in. My neighbor just left. She's supposed to come back later.

[GT2]

Don't worry Mick, I believe you bro

[GT2]

Just got back from the gf's house. Needles to say I put an end to my week long drought (a week seems to feel like a year on test). She even got out the camera and took some videos of us, something she hasn't done for a while

[Chitown Raider]

Just got back from the gf's house. Needles to say I put an end to my week long drought (a week seems to feel like a year on test).

Shoot, tell me about it. I get it once a week from my girl due to our situation, but jerking off gets real old real fast.

[Nicotine]

i saved mine up for a week. and im on test.

fun was had by us

[Chitown Raider]

Just got home from getting some from my woman. Got my cardio in for about a week.

[BG]

Well, does bj's count here? Cause if so, i'm in. My neighbor just left. She's supposed to come back later.

I would lock the door and put a note on it..."Thanks but try again in a few days"

[Reed]

i lost my virginity last night to some strange She was smokin!!!!!!

[GT2]

i lost my virginity last night to some strange She was smokin!!!!!!

That's a pretty shitty way to lose your virginity. I lost mine to my girlfriend after 5 months of going out, it was both our first time, so it was special haha

[WARMachine]

The GF came over, shes been on her period for the last few days...

I couldnt hold it in anymore...

We banged in the shower... It was nice, but damn it, i need to go buy more lube...


Anyone whos F'd in the shower knows wtf im talking about...

Cheers guys!

[GT2]

The GF came over, shes been on her period for the last few days...

I couldnt hold it in anymore...

We banged in the shower... It was nice, but damn it, i need to go buy more lube...


Anyone whos F'd in the shower knows wtf im talking about...

Cheers guys!

LOLLL! I hear you loud and clear bro. I hate that "gripping" feeling.

[Dukkit]

choked my girl last night during sex. she loved it

the trick is to apply pressure on the sides of neck, so that you cut off the blood flow, which enhances the feeling of pleasure. dont apply to much pressure for to long, or it will make her pass out for a minute.

you DO NOT apply pressure to the front of the neck/throat. cuz that cuts off the air to the body and can lead to death.

anyways..... it was fun, at first she was suckin me off and she is so sexy when she does, shes shoves me so hard down her throat that she gags, her nose runs and eyes tear up, and she gets my dick slobbery wet. but she loves doing it, cuz she knows i love feeling it. .

shes a good girl.

[WARMachine]

^^^ Send that in to Penthouse.

[Dukkit]

^^^ Send that in to Penthouse.

haha. ive been told that a few times. i have many stories of my sexual history that are pretty wicked and erotic.

[GT2]

haha. ive been told that a few times. i have many stories of my sexual history that are pretty wicked and erotic.

Don't hold back bro. I made this thread for those sort of stories!

[GT2]

So my whole family went out tonight while I was at home studying for exams...I msged my gf and told her I have the house to myself, so I went and picked her up, came back to mine, screwed like rabbits, and then I dropped her home and then went to burger king cause I was craving that stuff after an intense cardio session

[rhino1]

posting this in advance....im about to go fvck my wife as soon as I get off work...

lol im walking around in scrubs with a giant boner...fvcking hot nurses here...mmmmm

Then Ill probably eat some frosted flakes....

[AnimalGear]

i fvcked my gf last night and she was sick with broncitis and pissed b/c "i just wanted to have sex and leave" and i apologized and now we're fine but can't have sex for a few days until shes better

[calgarian]

i fvcked my gf last night and she was sick with broncitis and pissed b/c "i just wanted to have sex and leave" and i apologized and now we're fine but can't have sex for a few days until shes better

u my SOn need more coaching.

[Voland]

u my SOn need more coaching.

hey...he's my guy...let me guide the dude throu the path of the warrior.

Don't beat yourself Aminal, the apologise was unnecesary but its no big deal. Keep it banging and make anal a staple!

[Older lifter]

It's good to f**k a girl with a cough,,, if you can get her to cough a lot it contracts the you know where.......great stuff

[warchild]

just ran into an old ex and banged her, not sure how it happened cus she was with her bf.

[gst528i]

^^^ thats ****ed up.....
props to you though ..

[gst528i]

oh i just got laid by some random milf i met at the mall.... ended up at the same bar than ****ed her in the back of her benz cl63......
that car is huge yooo

[GT2]

oh i just got laid by some random milf i met at the mall.... ended up at the same bar than ****ed her in the back of her benz cl63......
that car is huge yooo

LOL not bad

[Dukkit]

last night. with this new girl. ill call her Bank Chick

we chilled at my house. started makin out. i was rubbin her clit through her pants (the black thin fabric type) next thing i know my shirt was off, my hand was in her pants and her shirt was pulled down so her tits where hanging out.

i started licking and nibbling her body and ended up with my head between her thighs as i yanked her pants down

ate her out till she got off. (she gets super wet, i love it)

then she took my pants off. sucked me off for a bit. till i took her off me, got in between her legs and started going at it.

we had amazing sex. hot, passionate. this girl is great. we went for bout an hour. she got off 2 more times. till i couldnt hold it in any more and i let it go

afterwards we were just layin there... like holy shit that was good!

i got up, dried off, drank some gatorade. then turned around and saw her sittin on my bed. shes so hot. i just pushed her down and we started going at it again.

after we were done the second time, i went to pee. came back and she was like. "i wasnt expecting that!! damn!"

i said "oh yea, how bout this?" and we proceeded to have sex again.

afterwards... we were both unable to move. her legs were shaking and twitching. i couldnt catch my breath and so we just laid there for about 30mins and recovered.

whew, then we cuddled and she had to get home.

it was a great fukkin night

but i hope shes on birth control
cuz the 2nd and 3rd time didnt involve any protection

-the end

[Dukkit]

let me just add... im not on cycle

but i have been taking some caber.

reason why i can do it 3 times in a few hour span of time.

[GT2]

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Quite the story dukki....quite the story indeed.
My favourite part was "oh yea? well how about this!"

It's good to see you make the most of having a girl over. Before the mrs and I have sex, I say to myself "let's go at it twice", but I swear once I come, it's like sex is the last thing on my mind. It takes me atleast 15 minutes before my battery is recharged for round 2.

[Dukkit]

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Quite the story dukki....quite the story indeed.
My favourite part was "oh yea? well how about this!"

It's good to see you make the most of having a girl over. Before the mrs and I have sex, I say to myself "let's go at it twice", but I swear once I come, it's like sex is the last thing on my mind. It takes me atleast 15 minutes before my battery is recharged for round 2.

hahah, thank you sir

thats how i usually am after sex. hence me taking the caber to help increase the recovery and sex drive.

it works for sure

[GT2]

hahah, thank you sir

thats how i usually am after sex. hence me taking the caber to help increase the recovery and sex drive.

it works for sure

haha i gotta get me some caber...you posted about the caber whilst I was replying to your post