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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    So you are just using religion/god as a security blanket?

    lol, thats real good/christian like. hey god, you're just in my back pocket just incase shit hits the fan...haha Im sure he will love that.
    NO....he is in my front pocket...so interpret it as you like....as far as you're concerned, im just appeasing you...

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    I've decided to come up with a third option as neither people that believe in magic or people that can't explain the missing link can agree.

    What do you get if you cross a monkey with a pig? Look in the mirror. We know we have 99% of the same DNA as a chimpanzee, but we are remarkably close to pigs as well. Pig organs are compatible with human systems, a lot of farm pigs are the only animals on the planet that have the same colour pigmant as white people. Even in cannibal societies, humans are known as "long pig".

    Prehaps millions years ago, a monkey buttfvcked a pig and the result was humans.

    I mean why can't this be feasible? It does away with the missing link and the supernatural so prehaps this should be taught in schools. And seeing as I don't have a shred of evidence to back this up, i'll just believe it all the more passionately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg View Post
    I've decided to come up with a third option as neither people that believe in magic or people that can't explain the missing link can agree.

    What do you get if you cross a monkey with a pig? Look in the mirror. We know we have 99% of the same DNA as a chimpanzee, but we are remarkably close to pigs as well. Pig organs are compatible with human systems, a lot of farm pigs are the only animals on the planet that have the same colour pigmant as white people. Even in cannibal societies, humans are known as "long pig".

    Prehaps millions years ago, a monkey buttfvcked a pig and the result was humans.

    I mean why can't this be feasible? It does away with the missing link and the supernatural so prehaps this should be taught in schools. And seeing as I don't have a shred of evidence to back this up, i'll just believe it all the more passionately.

    LOL. Im with u on this one then. It makes more sense than the big bang anyhow..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bull_Nuts View Post
    NO....he is in my front pocket...so interpret it as you like....as far as you're concerned, im just appeasing you...




    Whatever bro, keep on drinking your jesus juice...

    There may be fairies at the bottom of the garden. There is no evidence for it, but you can't prove that there aren't any, so shouldn't we be agnostic with respect to fairies?


    mmmmmm...jesus juice

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