If your not in a gym with coaches (ie. BJJ, Boxing, Kick Boxing, Strength and Conditioning and Wrestling/Sambo) that can teach you the best ways to have your body respond to the training you are looking to accomplish, you're gonna be like the first responder said...you'll be a joke.

Get a Affliction Shirt and practice your mean mug. Try the bar for losers fighting. If you had any training background, you would have the answers for us and not the other way around.

...and if you don't have the answers because your just getting started, find a reputable gym, and be prepared to live in abject poverty for years because you most likely will have to move and train daily so holding down a 9-5 will be tough.

Real Martial Arts practitioners don't do it as a hobby. Its a 24/7 lifestyle, and most who try find out very quick how in over their head they really are.