Confessions of a dirty old man................

[40plusnewbie]

Once I picked up this other chick at the same bar I picked up the catsuit fattie at and we went across the street to the Charles River and started humping right behind the bushes. It was like 2am, closing time in Boston. While after a little while I start wondering why the foot traffic is soo friggin heavy at this time of night were we are located. Then I realize there are like 6 dudes who are walking past us in random intervals... going like 25 feet past us and then turning around and walking past us the other way... rinse and repeat. It was pretty messed up. I couldn't get them to stop even by telling them to get the **** out of there.

[Noles12]

Once I picked up this other chick at the same bar I picked up the catsuit fattie at and we went across the street to the Charles River and started humping right behind the bushes. It was like 2am, closing time in Boston. While after a little while I start wondering why the foot traffic is soo friggin heavy at this time of night were we are located. Then I realize there are like 6 dudes who are walking past us in random intervals... going like 25 feet past us and then turning around and walking past us the other way... rinse and repeat. It was pretty messed up. I couldn't get them to stop even by telling them to get the **** out of there.

Haha you always seem to attract an audience. Maybe it has something to do with railing chicks in public

[cherrydrpepper]

Once I picked up this other chick at the same bar I picked up the catsuit fattie at and we went across the street to the Charles River and started humping right behind the bushes. It was like 2am, closing time in Boston. While after a little while I start wondering why the foot traffic is soo friggin heavy at this time of night were we are located. Then I realize there are like 6 dudes who are walking past us in random intervals... going like 25 feet past us and then turning around and walking past us the other way... rinse and repeat. It was pretty messed up. I couldn't get them to stop even by telling them to get the **** out of there.

Oh god some people have no life like that. One time I was shagging my high school girl in my van. I intentionally park the van wayyyy the f out in a huge parking lot for a shopping complex. The van is a rockin and a few dickface tools come a knockin. Thankfully I had her under a blanket so they couldn't see anything but it was like wtf really? I mean theres porn and strip clubs readily available just get a life toolbags.

[Knockout_Power]

Oh god some people have no life like that. One time I was shagging my high school girl in my van. I intentionally park the van wayyyy the f out in a huge parking lot for a shopping complex. The van is a rockin and a few dickface tools come a knockin. Thankfully I had her under a blanket so they couldn't see anything but it was like wtf really? I mean theres porn and strip clubs readily available just get a life toolbags.

I guess its a good thing you didnt know it was me... I was jerkin it into your gas tank..

[cherrydrpepper]

I guess its a good thing you didnt know it was me... I was jerkin it into your gas tank..

:

[Knockout_Power]

Oh god some people have no life like that. One time I was shagging my high school girl in my van. I intentionally park the van wayyyy the f out in a huge parking lot for a shopping complex. The van is a rockin and a few dickface tools come a knockin. Thankfully I had her under a blanket so they couldn't see anything but it was like wtf really? I mean theres porn and strip clubs readily available just get a life toolbags.

funny how you didnt mention you were 35 while she was in high school... perv.... and of course, it was in a creeper van... did you at least give her candy?

[cherrydrpepper]

funny how you didnt mention you were 35 while she was in high school... perv.... and of course, it was in a creeper van... did you at least give her candy?

It was your sister in your av

[Times Roman]

Once I picked up this other chick at the same bar I picked up the catsuit fattie at and we went across the street to the Charles River and started humping right behind the bushes. It was like 2am, closing time in Boston. While after a little while I start wondering why the foot traffic is soo friggin heavy at this time of night were we are located. Then I realize there are like 6 dudes who are walking past us in random intervals... going like 25 feet past us and then turning around and walking past us the other way... rinse and repeat. It was pretty messed up. I couldn't get them to stop even by telling them to get the **** out of there.

catsuit fatty? the 300lb one? with the BF locked down in the local institution?

[40plusnewbie]

catsuit fatty? the 300lb one? with the BF locked down in the local institution?

I did a catty fatsuit chick but the post u quoted was some other chick I picked up at the same place. With the fattie catsuit I was hammered out of my mind. Cattie fatsuit's husband was in the big house in MA with the big time felons. Prison tat's all over in the pic of him behind the chain link fence. If anyone saw me come out of that apt (or go in) I would have been f'ed big time.

The bushes chick was just a regular chick who agreed to get down by the Charles River behind some bushes.


Then there was the 'complimentary shampoo' chick. She wanted it in the ass, we were in her hotel room, so I had no lube so decided to use the complimentary shampoo. Seemed slippery to me. I guess it burns like hell in your ass hole though hahahahaa I left the shit stained condom under the mattress lol

[Times Roman]

I did a catty fatsuit chick but the post u quoted was some other chick I picked up at the same place. With the fattie catsuit I was hammered out of my mind. Cattie fatsuit's husband was in the big house in MA with the big time felons. Prison tat's all over in the pic of him behind the chain link fence. If anyone saw me come out of that apt (or go in) I would have been f'ed big time.

The bushes chick was just a regular chick who agreed to get down by the Charles River behind some bushes.


Then there was the 'complimentary shampoo' chick. She wanted it in the ass, we were in her hotel room, so I had no lube so decided to use the complimentary shampoo. Seemed slippery to me. I guess it burns like hell in your ass hole though hahahahaa I left the shit stained condom under the mattress lol

Priceless.... I don't know how many shit hotels i've been to while on a run... more than i can count. Now any time I see a condom laying around, I'll think of you. Thanks bro' ya made my day. How the hell am I sposed to eat now?

[Hazard]

I did a catty fatsuit chick but the post u quoted was some other chick I picked up at the same place. With the fattie catsuit I was hammered out of my mind. Cattie fatsuit's husband was in the big house in MA with the big time felons. Prison tat's all over in the pic of him behind the chain link fence. If anyone saw me come out of that apt (or go in) I would have been f'ed big time.

The bushes chick was just a regular chick who agreed to get down by the Charles River behind some bushes.


Then there was the 'complimentary shampoo' chick. She wanted it in the ass, we were in her hotel room, so I had no lube so decided to use the complimentary shampoo. Seemed slippery to me. I guess it burns like hell in your ass hole though hahahahaa I left the shit stained condom under the mattress lol

Damnit man..... you're supposed to use lotion..... not shampoo LOL!

~Haz~

[Knockout_Power]

Damnit man..... you're supposed to use lotion..... not shampoo LOL!

~Haz~

but they said I just had to use the shampoo for 4 days and the bugs would be gone.

[40plusnewbie]

Damnit man..... you're supposed to use lotion..... not shampoo LOL!

~Haz~

I was just a pup when I did all these things happened, sometimes I shat on the carpet, what do you expect from a pup?

lol that reminds me of a party I was at once, everyone was trashed, the cops had came and left, some people had slept over/crashed. In the morning someone found a human shit in the kitchen sink and a naked dude laying on the couch with a shit stain dragged across the couch cushin to under his ass hahahhahaa

[cherrydrpepper]

I was just a pup when I did all these things happened, sometimes I shat on the carpet, what do you expect from a pup?

lol that reminds me of a party I was at once, everyone was trashed, the cops had came and left, some people had slept over/crashed. In the morning someone found a human shit in the kitchen sink and a naked dude laying on the couch with a shit stain dragged across the couch cushin to under his ass hahahhahaa

Cops are still searching for the shit bandit but are following some leads

[Hazard]

I was just a pup when I did all these things happened, sometimes I shat on the carpet, what do you expect from a pup?

lol that reminds me of a party I was at once, everyone was trashed, the cops had came and left, some people had slept over/crashed. In the morning someone found a human shit in the kitchen sink and a naked dude laying on the couch with a shit stain dragged across the couch cushin to under his ass hahahhahaa

There was a trance show at a venue in NYC and someone shit on the dance floor..... I heard it looked like a pitchers mound......

~Haz~