Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
............so here goes.

I had a girlfriend so ugly one time that I was ashamed to introduce her to my buddies over in Germany. So I kept her in a pup tent over at the rock quary, and would bring her food at night. we lived this way for a week. and when my buddies finally did find out, all I could say after all the taunting and laughing was that she was better than me just slapping the monkey.

anyone beat that?
Amazing.
It can be hardly beaten mostly because she allowed you to act like that.