Ask DSM anything.

[Skyler]

How do I wash my own back? I don't have acne anywhere except my back, and I think its because its the one area i cannot scrub when i shower. I mean, I will stand with the water hitting my back for nearly the entire shower, so it rinses it off with super hot water the entire time. Then when I rinse my hair, the shampoo and conditioner run down my back. The problem is that i can't reach my back. I mean at all. Not even a little bit. So how do I wash it?

I have to wake up at 4:30am tomorrow to do 30 minutes of cardio before my first meal. If i stop by your place instead of going straight home, will you help me scrub my back?

[Shol'va]

And while your your back there scrubbing you might as well give him some much needed cardio on his starfish too. After all a chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

[DSM4Life]

How do I wash my own back? I don't have acne anywhere except my back, and I think its because its the one area i cannot scrub when i shower. I mean, I will stand with the water hitting my back for nearly the entire shower, so it rinses it off with super hot water the entire time. Then when I rinse my hair, the shampoo and conditioner run down my back. The problem is that i can't reach my back. I mean at all. Not even a little bit. So how do I wash it?

I have to wake up at 4:30am tomorrow to do 30 minutes of cardio before my first meal. If i stop by your place instead of going straight home, will you help me scrub my back?

I'll get your entire backside.

DSM... now that your a monitor if you post not politically correct info can we contact human resorces and file a sexual harasment complaint against ya? kiddinig congrats

I am HR bitch !

[Skyler]

And how do I help myself when you aren't around?

[DSM4Life]

Take naked pictures and send to me. I'll do a visual inspection and report back.

[Skyler]

The jokes are gonna be a lot funnier when you and Shol'va get some pictures in your inbox

[DSM4Life]

I'm waiting...

[Skyler]

Aren't you supposed to discourage this as the lounge monitor? lol

[Shol'va]

Aren't you supposed to ENCOURAGE this as the lounge monitor? lol

There you go all fixed Skyler....

[DSM4Life]

Aren't you supposed to discourage this as the lounge monitor? lol

Nope, it's been approved.

[Shol'va]

DSM is your inbox running slow? I just checked for proof pics and still no Blue Sky In Da Buff...lol

[Shol'va]

D do you shave your junk? And if so do you use a regular throw away with like barbasol or an electric? i never have but was thinking about it as I've seen that a lot of guys do it, but i have no idea on where to begin. Having a sharp blade up that close and personal is a little scary to me. A close shave and goodbye willie......

[ReX357]

Nice or tacky?

[ReX357]

D do you shave your junk? And if so do you use a regular throw away with like barbasol or an electric? i never have but was thinking about it as I've seen that a lot of guys do it, but i have no idea on where to begin. Having a sharp blade up that close and personal is a little scary to me. A close shave and goodbye willie......

Use hair clipper to get the most off. Then jump in the shower. Make sure it's nice and hot. Then use a razor like the shick hydro to finish it all off. Use soap. DON'T GO AGAINST THE GRAIN. When you get to your balls, just pull your dick up in the 12 o'clock position and shave downwards. Don't worry, you won't cut anything.

[Shol'va]

Thanks for the tip, as long as its not my tip coming off...

[ReX357]

This thread is like queer eye for the straight guy

[Skyler]

How do I add pictures to a message I want to send a couple guys on here?

[Shol'va]

I think you will have to upload your pics to your computer and in your private messages click on the add pic icon and it should ask from where, locate the pics through it on your computer and click ok. you will have to do this each time for each pic. And I think the max amount of pics per private message is 3 If you have more than 3 to send, just send another pm with them in it. And I'm sure whoever you are sending them to will enjoy them including that one guy who wants to inspect your back.

[Skyler]

it asked for a url for pics

[Shol'va]

Calling DSM.........

[Shol'va]

he's probably in bed doing the horizontal polka, or playing poki-man with the B/F right about now.

[Shol'va]

Eventually he will CUM...I mean return to his thread.

[Shol'va]

it asked for a url for pics

Ok while waiting for DSM to return I tried my luck at it and nope it wont work. It wants a web url and wont let me post a pic directly from my computer to the PM. There has to be a way, but it is friday night and everyone is out either, getting hungover, hungup, strungout, or being rode hard and put away wet...we will figure this out tomorrow...hopefully.

[DSM4Life]

Nice or tacky?

Ugly

D do you shave your junk? And if so do you use a regular throw away with like barbasol or an electric? i never have but was thinking about it as I've seen that a lot of guys do it, but i have no idea on where to begin. Having a sharp blade up that close and personal is a little scary to me. A close shave and goodbye willie......

Razor on balls and cock. Never electric.

DSM is your inbox running slow? I just checked for proof pics and still no Blue Sky In Da Buff...lol

He sent me some.

[Shol'va]

Ugly



Razor on balls and cock. Never electric.



He sent me some.

I see how I rate around here....somewhere between slim to none.....and in this case...NONE...lol

[Shol'va]

that does it I'm going to Verizon and get me my own damn phone with text and pic messaging. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Skyler]

DSM likes to play hard to get, so i had to give him a little extra bait, thats all

[Shol'va]

DSM likes to play hard to get, so i had to give him a little extra bait, thats all

Or was it a little master bait....

[Skyler]

Or was it a little master bait....

lol, good call with the verizon phone too.

[Shol'va]

lol, good call with the verizon phone too.

Yeah I have been on the fence about getting my own since my work lets me use theirs but I have a friend in Indiana who has been lighting a fire under my azz to get my own so I am about ready to take the plunge and get one. The only problem is they have so many to choose from with droids and all, but I dont want to pay a fortune for both it and service so i need to check it all out. And if i get one then someone else in my household will want one just like it. I see that issue coming already.

[Skyler]

I had a fancy full touch screen phone. It sucked. It was always freezing up, it would hesitate when i hit the buttons on the screen, it would hit the wrong buttons, etc. Slowly, it just stopped working all together.

So I got one of those simple, easy, construction/break proof phones. Its not fancy, but its awesome.

DSM, what phone service, and what phone to do recommend?

[Skyler]

oops double post

[Public Enemy]

If Pinocchio says his nose will grow, does it?

[Shol'va]

Saturday in the park, I thought it was the fourth of July.....

[DSM4Life]

I had a fancy full touch screen phone. It sucked. It was always freezing up, it would hesitate when i hit the buttons on the screen, it would hit the wrong buttons, etc. Slowly, it just stopped working all together.

So I got one of those simple, easy, construction/break proof phones. Its not fancy, but its awesome.

DSM, what phone service, and what phone to do recommend?

I despise Verizon. I worked for the company for 8 years and the way they treat their employees is disgusting. I will never give another dollar to that company in my life time.
I am with ATT and i have the Iphone4. After having the iphone i will never go back to a "normal" phone again. Verizon is getting the Iphone but trust me it will not be the same.

[Skyler]

I've had Verizon for about 4 years now. I don't really know how they differ from other companies. I just got them because they had the cheapest down payment (AT&T wanted 1000 dollars down because I didn't have any established credit, verizon only wanted 150 down)

[Shol'va]

Ma Bells network is union with the CWA..Communication Workers Of America, so they have to treat their employes with respect, whereas Verizon has no union and can dick=tate whatever to whoever whenever. Damn scab company anywho. Unfortunately, AT&T doesnt have the coverage in my area like Verizon does......

[DSM4Life]

Ma Bells network is union with the CWA..Communication Workers Of America, so they have to treat their employes with respect, whereas Verizon has no union and can dick=tate whatever to whoever whenever. Damn scab company anywho. Unfortunately, AT&T doesnt have the coverage in my area like Verizon does......

Verion still has a union, CWA13000. The problem here is that the union is dying. I am pro union but with the stuff I saw verizon get away with I feel as though they have some of the higher unions reps in their pockets.

[Skyler]

DSM, what is one word to best sum you up?

[DSM4Life]

Unpredictable.