Does your bed.........................................

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I have the solution to your problem......

My bed makes NO noise what so ever...... you could drop your wife from the ceiling onto my bed and no one would hear it. Pack up your bed and ship it to me..... i'll pack up mine and ship it to you. I only use my bed anymore to sleep..... might as well give it to someone who's gunna appreciate it.


~Haz~

Wow mate! that's so fukkin sad I'm sitting here bawling and crying into my keyboard for you!~ Friggin hard to type without splashing all over the place..... makes a big mess.

But you guys are still real young, right? You know, once girls go through puberty their libido's start kicking in, so that gives you something to look forward to. Then after the first kid, the libido tanks until about mid 30's, then it kicks in like a turbo charge.

Just some words of encouragement from someone that has traveled down that path many years ago.