Face it, when it comes to daddy's little girl it's always different and you would be amazed at how far a pissed off father can reach, even from Afghanistan.
My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, stop my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone and jewelry and give it to charity. Sell my car, take my front door key and throw me out of the house".
Well she didn't actually put it like that... Actually she said...
"Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."