Heaviest partner you've ever had......?

[Times Roman]

I'm 5-7 180, my wife is 6ft and about 185. I'm 53 and have had women of all shapes and sizes over the years plus a lot of trainwrecks. But my wife is by far and away the best lover and true partner ever. She lost 60lbs in the last two years but is always worried about how she looks. I'm very proud of her. Plus she swallows, what more can a guy ask for?

My woman is probably about 140 right now, but she's been both heavier and lighter.

I do have a limit though.... if a woman get's on the back of my harley and the front wheel comes off the ground.....

[Standby]

My woman is probably about 140 right now, but she's been both heavier and lighter.

I do have a limit though.... if a woman get's on the back of my harley and the front wheel comes off the ground.....

what if she wont even get on the back of your harley?

[Times Roman]

what if she wont even get on the back of your harley?

well, there's always a forklift??

j/k

I do have an upper limit. but it's not a specific number. some clues:

if a woman has bigger arms than me
if she has a bigger neck than me
if her wrists are bigger than mine


... then I just give her Cal's number!

[calgarian]

well, there's always a forklift??

j/k

I do have an upper limit. but it's not a specific number. some clues:

if a woman has bigger arms than me
if she has a bigger neck than me
if her wrists are bigger than mine


... then I just give her Cal's number!

Always can count on you Gramps.......

[Times Roman]

Always can count on you Gramps.......

just letting you know I got yer back, slick...

[calgarian]

just letting you know I got yer back, slick...

not that I am not self sufficient in that but Thank you.....

[calgarian]

what if she wont even get on the back of your harley?

[Times Roman]

well, it seems like she has an attractive face...

....too bad she's bigger than the bike.

With a butt that big, there wouldn't be any room for you on the front there Cal...

[calgarian]

well, it seems like she has an attractive face...

....too bad she's bigger than the bike.

With a butt that big, there wouldn't be any room for you on the front there Cal...

i wouldnt dare asking someone like THAT to sit on my bike...jeez.......

[Times Roman]

so lemme ask you a question there Cal....

.... so how many pounds of flour would it take?

....to find a wet spot I mean?