Heaviest partner you've ever had......?

[Standby]

My woman is probably about 140 right now, but she's been both heavier and lighter.

I do have a limit though.... if a woman get's on the back of my harley and the front wheel comes off the ground.....

what if she wont even get on the back of your harley?

[Times Roman]

what if she wont even get on the back of your harley?

well, there's always a forklift??

j/k

I do have an upper limit. but it's not a specific number. some clues:

if a woman has bigger arms than me
if she has a bigger neck than me
if her wrists are bigger than mine


... then I just give her Cal's number!

[calgarian]

well, there's always a forklift??

j/k

I do have an upper limit. but it's not a specific number. some clues:

if a woman has bigger arms than me
if she has a bigger neck than me
if her wrists are bigger than mine


... then I just give her Cal's number!

Always can count on you Gramps.......

[Times Roman]

Always can count on you Gramps.......

just letting you know I got yer back, slick...

[calgarian]

just letting you know I got yer back, slick...

not that I am not self sufficient in that but Thank you.....

[calgarian]

what if she wont even get on the back of your harley?

[Times Roman]

well, it seems like she has an attractive face...

....too bad she's bigger than the bike.

With a butt that big, there wouldn't be any room for you on the front there Cal...

[calgarian]

well, it seems like she has an attractive face...

....too bad she's bigger than the bike.

With a butt that big, there wouldn't be any room for you on the front there Cal...

i wouldnt dare asking someone like THAT to sit on my bike...jeez.......

[Times Roman]

so lemme ask you a question there Cal....

.... so how many pounds of flour would it take?

....to find a wet spot I mean?