That's over the line mate. We don't talk about kids like that here. We may talk a lot of trash, but kids are off limits.Originally Posted by solid-d
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That's over the line mate. We don't talk about kids like that here. We may talk a lot of trash, but kids are off limits.
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Took a dyslexic bird home last night, and she ended up cooking my sock!
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What is the difference between an American male and his photograph?
The photograph is fully developed.
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I'm in trouble with the wife as per.
We were in bed naked and she asked what I would like to do most with her body.
Apparently "Identify it" wasnt the right answer.
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It's getting late Paul. I think, with that last joke, it's time to say G'night.
G'night Paul!
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Boy comes home and tells his parents he has just had sex for the first time.
The proud Dad says 'I'll buy you a bike to celebrate, but you will have to wait until next pay day"
The boy replies 'that's alright Dad, my arse is too sore to ride it anyway'
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Had my first Gig as a stand up comedian at an old people's home last night.
They didn't get any of my jokes but they still pissed themselves.
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We met at the park.
Sparks flew and she fell at my feet.
We made passionate love.
Tazers are they brilliant or what?
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Don't make me tell my carrot joke again!
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hahaha well how do you explain bbc??....terrible humor
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