Seeing as humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy, diminish pain, and protect you from the damaging effects of stress, why are we not laughing??
So I encourage you to post your jokes here and make your OP's laugh.
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Seeing as humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy, diminish pain, and protect you from the damaging effects of stress, why are we not laughing??
So I encourage you to post your jokes here and make your OP's laugh.
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Il start
Chuck Norris had sex with a truck and nine months later the truck gave birth to Optimus Prime.
(might only be funny if you've seen transformers, best I could do)
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Knowledgeable Member
Pepper dude u suck at jokes.......
Here is one for you
I fvcked a girl yesterday and she wasnt over 200lbs....
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Originally Posted by calgarian
Come on whats the fun in that?lol. I like to slap the thigh and ride the wave in
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Was she over 300lbs?
Knowledgeable Member
if she wasnt over 200 lbs how the hell can she be over 300lbs? 300 comes after 200 ...did all those black women stole ur brain as well?
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it did say ....."just joking" ... and I won't mention your grammar!if she wasnt over 200 lbs how the hell can she be over 300lbs? 300 comes after 200 ...did all those black women stole ur brain as well?
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man u ruin the joke...ass
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Lol yeah I know, I tried though. I don't have many... I did tell that joke to this Asian chick I was seeing for a bit. She didn't understand and replied " he had sex in a truck with a prostitute and she got pregnant?, I'm not a ****ing whore **** you". Then she slapped me and walked off, true story, lol...
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what joke? Nothing has been funny here yet!
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Wow paulzane u killed it bro good job. Liked the lesbian joke, lol
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What do an elephant and a grape have in common?
Productive Member
Police arrested two kids yesterday;
One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
Knowledgeable Member
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; 'Fu*k off, you won't bring it back.'
Retired MONITOR
A girl goes to the confessional and says to the priest " Father I'm pregnant, and I think it's the second coming"
"How do you know?" replies the priest
"Because I swallowed the first load"
Boom tish!
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what do a priest and a silver medallist have in common?
they both came in a little behind
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What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Can you move, your in my son
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This one is a bad one, so just a heads up warning..
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody d!#k on her teddy bear.
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There are 2 friends in the woods, and they had a little to drink.. Between them is a river. So the 1st guy says to his buddy. "How did you get on the other side, I want to get on the other side". So his buddy thinks about that question for a minute, then replys "But your already on the other side"
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That's over the line mate. We don't talk about kids like that here. We may talk a lot of trash, but kids are off limits.
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What is the difference between an American male and his photograph?
The photograph is fully developed.
Productive Member
I'm in trouble with the wife as per.
We were in bed naked and she asked what I would like to do most with her body.
Apparently "Identify it" wasnt the right answer.
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It's getting late Paul. I think, with that last joke, it's time to say G'night.
G'night Paul!
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Boy comes home and tells his parents he has just had sex for the first time.
The proud Dad says 'I'll buy you a bike to celebrate, but you will have to wait until next pay day"
The boy replies 'that's alright Dad, my arse is too sore to ride it anyway'
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Had my first Gig as a stand up comedian at an old people's home last night.
They didn't get any of my jokes but they still pissed themselves.
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We met at the park.
Sparks flew and she fell at my feet.
We made passionate love.
Tazers are they brilliant or what?
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What does Michael Jackson like best about twenty eight year olds??
There are twenty of them
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2 cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal says to the other, "does this tasty funny to you"
Productive Member
Took a dyslexic bird home last night, and she ended up cooking my sock!
Anabolic Member
Don't make me tell my carrot joke again!
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