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  1. 08-12-2012, 06:14 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I've golden showered a willing party.
    I don't know if you have read this before but back when I was about 25 I picked up this little hotty must of been 16-17 and she took me to her big ass house (parents were out of town) well we are doing this that and the other thing and all of a sudden she asks if I was into water sports? I told her sure to which she replied follow me...well we get to the bathroom and she lays on the shower floor and say "Go Ahead"..I am like Go Ahead what? she says piss on my face! I am like what the fck and she says you said you were into water sports....Hell I thought she was taking me to the garage to show me her dads boat or something...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Far from massive View Post
    I don't know if you have read this before but back when I was about 25 I picked up this little hotty must of been 16-17 and she took me to her big ass house (parents were out of town) well we are doing this that and the other thing and all of a sudden she asks if I was into water sports? I told her sure to which she replied follow me...well we get to the bathroom and she lays on the shower floor and say "Go Ahead"..I am like Go Ahead what? she says piss on my face! I am like what the fck and she says you said you were into water sports....Hell I thought she was taking me to the garage to show me her dads boat or something...
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    [QUOTE=lovbyts;6086181]I though it was just a Filipino thing, I guess not. LOL I had to educate mine that was not acceptable especially when I am in the shower also unless turn around is fair game and I pee on her feet. lol Now I just bring it up to embarrass her.

    Do guys really leave hair on the soap? That would gross me out even if it was my own and there is NO reason to put a bar of soap near your a$$. Dont you guys use wash clothes for your body??? using your hand or the bar of soap does very little to get dirt off. Personally I like the scrub gloves most of the time and then a nice moisturizing soap for the 2nd wash to leave the skin more soft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
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    I picked her up in a bar so it never even crossed my mind then when we got to "her" house and I noticed all the family type shit I asked her how old she was to which she replied not old enough to drink and showed me where her hand was stamped by the bar because she was not 18 which was the legal age back then. At this point I had already hit it in the car outside the bar after we smoked and then she had gone down on me on the ride to "her" house so it was kinda late to introduce morality...plus the watersports scene in the bathroom made it clear if anyone was being corrupted it was me LOL
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  5. 06-23-2013, 02:28 AM #45
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    Ha. Still funny.
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    Speaking of bath-time... Why do women use vinegar in the bathroom?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    Speaking of bath-time... Why do women use vinegar in the bathroom?
    To get rid of nasty odors.
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    I never got that cuz vinegar stinks!!!
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    I leave the towel in the bathroom.
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  10. 06-23-2013, 10:41 AM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Far from massive

    I don't know if you have read this before but back when I was about 25 I picked up this little hotty must of been 16-17 and she took me to her big ass house (parents were out of town) well we are doing this that and the other thing and all of a sudden she asks if I was into water sports? I told her sure to which she replied follow me...well we get to the bathroom and she lays on the shower floor and say "Go Ahead"..I am like Go Ahead what? she says piss on my face! I am like what the fck and she says you said you were into water sports....Hell I thought she was taking me to the garage to show me her dads boat or something...
    So did you pee on her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13 View Post
    after reading that i found out i shower like a woman
    ^^^^x2
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    Ha. Still funny.
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    #5 on female was funny

    and all the one for the men had me tearing lol

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    Bump for the newbies...
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    Hilarious!
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