How to shower: Men Vs. Women

[austinite]

I don't know if you have read this before but back when I was about 25 I picked up this little hotty must of been 16-17 and she took me to her big ass house (parents were out of town) well we are doing this that and the other thing and all of a sudden she asks if I was into water sports? I told her sure to which she replied follow me...well we get to the bathroom and she lays on the shower floor and say "Go Ahead"..I am like Go Ahead what? she says piss on my face! I am like what the fck and she says you said you were into water sports....Hell I thought she was taking me to the garage to show me her dads boat or something...

I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC....

[Far from massive]

I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC....

I picked her up in a bar so it never even crossed my mind then when we got to "her" house and I noticed all the family type shit I asked her how old she was to which she replied not old enough to drink and showed me where her hand was stamped by the bar because she was not 18 which was the legal age back then. At this point I had already hit it in the car outside the bar after we smoked and then she had gone down on me on the ride to "her" house so it was kinda late to introduce morality...plus the watersports scene in the bathroom made it clear if anyone was being corrupted it was me LOL