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    Fake boob question

    This should be a liitle better and more sensitive (less rude) than my other dumb aas post!

    It seems as if there are alot of questions that guys have about boob jobs like cost, procedure options, healing time, how to talk the wife/gf in to it or out of it.

    I am sure there are alot of guys with questions and alot here with experience to offer answers to those questions.

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    Here's my story....

    My wife has always had perky A cup boobs which I did not mind one bit. One year for mothers day I purchased laser corrective eye surgery for her. When I surprised her with the gift I said it's this or boobs. To my surprise, even thogh we had always joked about it she said the eyes but she wants the boobs to. Well who the hell am I to say now to that.

    After kicking it around for a year or so we went to a plastic surgeon. He was not making either one of us comfortable and seemed mostly interested nin how big we could go (men). We searched somemore and found a women plastic surgeon. Now mind you we live in a small area so it's not like there are tons to choose from. This women was wonderful. My wife was set on a nice set of round C cup implants. Everytime we spoke of the C cups the surgeon would end with "or a D" lol.

    We decided on an under the muscle procedure going through the nipple using saline. This decision was made because of things like scars and skin tone, feel, and safety. The surgeon gave us/me homework to do. She said find pics of breasts that you like, bring them in and I will do my best to match them. What a horrible assignment

    The day of surgery arrived and we came prepared with several internet pics if tits we liked. As the anesthesia kicked in my wife was having her last conversation with the doc before they wheeled her away. It went something to this affect. "Remember I want a nice round porn star C cup" Doc: "yep or D" lol and off they went.

    Skip ahead to after we get home. The new girls are all wrapped up and so the next day we get the first unvailing. HOLY MOTHER OF TITS! They were huge!! We thougfht now what? Can she fix em. Didn't she listen? We only wanted C's. These are more like double E's. skip ahead again a few days when the swelling starts to go down. Whew,..that was close!

    Now mind you I have never really been a boob man (or so I thought). That's until I had some damn nice ones to look at and play with, Looks like I am a bit of a boob man after all. Cost for us approx. $8000 (lot's of variables determine price) and well worth every penny.

    Feel free to share your experiences and knowledge or to ask any questions you might have about breast augmentation. I am sure someone can answer your questions.

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    What did you end up paying if you don't mind me asking, just wondering what it'll run me in a few more years to get my women's a's up to some nice c's

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    my wife when i meet her had face c's. They were saline.
    She wanted to get new ones. I didnt think she needed them. She went to a d cup with silicone. Her's are under the muscle.
    The surgery was around 11k
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    Do you like boobs a lot?


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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    my wife when i meet her had face c's. They were saline.
    She wanted to get new ones. I didnt think she needed them. She went to a d cup with silicone. Her's are under the muscle.
    The surgery was around 11k
    We ended up with a nice D cup but brotha if your wifes are a D in that AVI you better add the word double in front of it! I'm assumung she is a 34D??

    Under the muscle is THE only way to go imo. Wher did the enter from??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ares101 View Post
    What did you end up paying if you don't mind me asking, just wondering what it'll run me in a few more years to get my women's a's up to some nice c's
    Total was $8000 but to be honest that included a cpl other things too. Boob job alone was $6000. The Dr. you choose plays a big part but the biggest factor in price is geography. If you live somewhere like Cali or Florida or Ny it will cost alot more.

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    I dated a girl with 38 double Ds once, didn't cost me a thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD250 View Post
    I dated a girl with 38 double Ds once, didn't cost me a thing.
    If you dated her it cost you SOMETHING

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    We ended up with a nice D cup but brotha if your wifes are a D in that AVI you better add the word double in front of it! I'm assumung she is a 34D??

    Under the muscle is THE only way to go imo. Wher did the enter from??
    yes she is a 34d. I dont remember how they went in. She has no scars anyplace
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    here is a good one.
    was dating a polish girl. She had perfect real 36 c's. She wanted bigger because she was 5'9 and thought they were small for her frame. I always told her she didnt need them. So she went to Poland to visit family for 2 months. We would talk or atleast text every day. So a few days go by and i dont hear from her and she isnt responding back to text messages. Si i sent her one that i was worried about her to contact me. so she calls 5 mins later. She says she is in the hospital. So i get worried and she goes i wanted to surprise you. I got my boobs done. So she came home with a pair of 36 dd's
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    yes she is a 34d. I dont remember how they went in. She has no scars anyplace
    Most common seems to be under the breast leaving a nasty scar, under the arm pit and even through the belly button are optoins although my understanding is not many like the belly button methed as it is much more difficult. We chose the nipple. They creat a small cut that floows the line where the areola meets breast so that the scar is hidden by the skin color changes. The wife has a great olive tone so they are noit noticable at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    here is a good one.
    was dating a polish girl. She had perfect real 36 c's. She wanted bigger because she was 5'9 and thought they were small for her frame. I always told her she didnt need them. So she went to Poland to visit family for 2 months. We would talk or atleast text every day. So a few days go by and i dont hear from her and she isnt responding back to text messages. Si i sent her one that i was worried about her to contact me. so she calls 5 mins later. She says she is in the hospital. So i get worried and she goes i wanted to surprise you. I got my boobs done. So she came home with a pair of 36 dd's
    Did she take em out and yell SURPRISE???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Did she take em out and yell SURPRISE???
    lol, no but as soon as we got in the car at the airport i made her show them off
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    If you dated her it cost you SOMETHING
    HAHAHAmy thoughts lol

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    I like real myself and unless something damaging happend to my other half that lead to deformation or loss of breast i would pay or help with it, just because she feelts she needs it or want it.... i would not pay one cent for it.
    if pays and she gets it, ill deal with it.
    just be who you be and work with what you have.
    to each his own, for me i would not want her to put her body through that (iv watched i be done in more then one style) and would not want to reinforce that she is not perfect, by paying for them and getting them.

    just me though.

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    My wife had hers done 8 years ago before I met her......which means she may need to have them removed and redone in a few more years. She went through the belly button for the implant so there is no scar. She's Asian, standing 5'4, 109lbs, 34C.

    I was never a boob guy.....until I met her. Now I go to sleep every night holding her amazing breasts and don't get out of bed in the morning until I've given them a few rubs and squeezes. I love her boobies!!!!!

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    I just don't get how people can like fake tits.... Personally I do not like the look of them at all... I can't imagine I would like the feel either...

    I wouldn't get any more satisfaction playing with huge fake tits than I would playing with small real tits...

    But that's just personal opinion I suppose and if ur wife likes them then that's it......

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    Quote Originally Posted by baseline_9 View Post
    I just don't get how people can like fake tits.... Personally I do not like the look of them at all... I can't imagine I would like the feel either...I wouldn't get any more satisfaction playing with huge fake tits than I would playing with small real tits...

    But that's just personal opinion I suppose and if ur wife likes them then that's it......
    Your 25 and never felt fake boobs? Get out my friend!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Your 25 and never felt fake boobs? Get out my friend!!
    We've occasionally elected fake boobs to political office as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baseline_9 View Post
    I just don't get how people can like fake tits.... Personally I do not like the look of them at all... I can't imagine I would like the feel either...

    I wouldn't get any more satisfaction playing with huge fake tits than I would playing with small real tits...

    But that's just personal opinion I suppose and if ur wife likes them then that's it......
    Maybe that is because the GOOD fake boobs you have seen you assumed were real. My wife's are large, but look and feel natural. I prefer them to real. There is no sag or weird shape issues.

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    Ok boys let's see proof of these boobies..

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    Don't be fooled by cup sizes:

    The doctor we chose had my wife put different sized implants in a sports bra under a few tops that she brought from home (t-shirt, button up, sweater) so she could see how they will look. Nobody EVER mentioned a cup size. My wife chose a size that worked well with her body.

    After the swelling goes down (and I mean like five or six weeks later) we go to get new bras. If you have a Nordstom nearby, go there. They are famous for their trained staff and big selection of larger sizes.

    My wife tries on a D and it just doesn't fit right. It isn't covering the way it should and my wife just doesn't understand...because a D is big and means something in women's minds. She gets some DDs and starts crying, because she doesn't want to be a DD - that is porn-girl big in her mind. DESPITE THE FACT THAT SHE ABSOLUTELY THINKS HER NEW BOOBS ARE PERFECT, she is caught up on these stupid little letters.

    She has a meltdown when the DDs don't fit right and we go to get help from staff. They get her measured and she is a 28 G. They don't have 28s that she likes so they move her to a 30 DDD (which is an F). Everything fits well and she gets a million dollars worth of bras.

    My wife's chest is not huuuuge like it sounds - every body is different and throwing around cup sizes is almost irrelevant. All that matters is the volume she chooses based on how they look. Who knows what you will end up with if a woman goes in and just says the want a C or a D.

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    We actually were able to do the whole pics with computer enhancement before deciding. Reminded me of Weird Science"

    I agree, cup size is not the only thing to consider. My wife is a 34DD or a 36 D and where you get the bra's changes everything. There is actually a whole diff. measuring standard for Victoria Secret

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    We've occasionally elected fake boobs to political office as well.
    Sholv buddy I wanted to apologize on here last night to you, This thread is insensative and for that I am sorry I promise in the near future to do something with penises as the topic of discussion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    We actually were able to do the whole pics with computer enhancement before deciding. Reminded me of Weird Science"

    I agree, cup size is not the only thing to consider. My wife is a 34DD or a 36 D and where you get the bra's changes everything. There is actually a whole diff. measuring standard for Victoria Secret
    I swear they only have tiny bras, not even worth trying there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Sholv buddy I wanted to apologize on here last night to you, This thread is insensative and for that I am sorry I promise in the near future to do something with penises as the topic of discussion
    That's ok as we already had one involving cut verses uncut. And it had been a while since boobs were discussed and I'm not going to go tit for tat so carry on and keep abreast of the situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas

    Maybe that is because the GOOD fake boobs you have seen you assumed were real. My wife's are large, but look and feel natural. I prefer them to real. There is no sag or weird shape issues.
    Mine too. Apparently massaging them a few minutes a day for several months after they heal will make the implant softer and more natural. I couldn't believe my wife's were fake when she told me. If you squeeze hard enough and at certain angles you can feel the implant but they do feel surprisingly natural!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1
    We actually were able to do the whole pics with computer enhancement before deciding. Reminded me of Weird Science"

    I agree, cup size is not the only thing to consider. My wife is a 34DD or a 36 D and where you get the bra's changes everything. There is actually a whole diff. measuring standard for Victoria Secret
    My wife is 34C and may redo them in 2 years. She asked me if I wanted bigger but she's a tiny Asian and I don't think breasts as big as her head would look right. I love the 34Cs. More than a handful but not too much overflow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    That's ok as we already had one involving cut verses uncut. And it had been a while since boobs were discussed and I'm not going to go tit for tat so carry on and keep abreast of the situation.
    ^ that is hilarious

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    My wife has great tits now. I do like fake ones but you would all agree with me on my wife's.
    Ps- this is not a picture or it isnt true statement. Bashaaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by capetown
    My wife has great tits now. I do like fake ones but you would all agree with me on my wife's.
    Ps- this is not a picture or it isnt true statement. Bashaaa
    No worries. I'm not sharing my wife's tits with anyone either!!!

    They are mine, Mine, MINE!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    My wife is 34C and may redo them in 2 years. She asked me if I wanted bigger but she's a tiny Asian and I don't think breasts as big as her head would look right. I love the 34Cs. More than a handful but not too much overflow!
    I'm like you...I never considered myself a "boob guy". I guess it's only because I didn't have them available at the time sooo thats what I convived myself of.

    The great benifit of under he muscle is that you are still feeling natural breast tissue but the size and shape is enhanced.

    We totally set out for C's but we are soooo happy we had a great surgeon who knows what fits best with a womans body. The wife is broad (like a female linebacker) so big was good but not so big that they just looked bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    No worries. I'm not sharing my wife's tits with anyone either!!!

    They are mine, Mine, MINE!!!!!!!!!!
    Pretty sure I got a little peak during some tattoo pics that may..or may not, have been posted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1

    Pretty sure I got a little peak during some tattoo pics that may..or may not, have been posted
    Shhhhhhhh!!! She'll chop my balls off!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk

    No worries. I'm not sharing my wife's tits with anyone either!!!

    They are mine, Mine, MINE!!!!!!!!!!
    Thought she was ur gf and u had ex wife's? You got hitched recently?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Shhhhhhhh!!! She'll chop my balls off!!!!!!!
    Ill make it fair...She has had my balls in her purse for years so I am used to not having them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1

    Ill make it fair...She has had my balls in her purse for years so I am used to not having them.

    <img src="http://forums.steroid.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=126603"/>
    You hairy mofo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by capetown View Post
    You hairy mofo.
    Big, bad WOLF MOFO that likes it DOGGY STYLE!!!

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