Life goals

[Honkey_Kong]

My goals are pretty simple..

I'm just simply hoping to save enough money so that I can quit my job and enjoy life. And sooner rather than later. I don't know about you guys, but I hate my job with a passion. And then I was figuring, if I got in to another racket, it'd be more of the same. The money might be better or worse, but I'd hate it the same. Unfortunately, nobody is going to pay me money to go workout all day long and I can't make enough money playing guitar and giving lessons to survive in a lifestyle I am accustomed to, so I get to tough it out.

Desires? I guess to have a family someday. But the problem with that is putting up with the old lady's bullshit (or her putting up with mine). Maybe I'll find that right girl someday. In the meantime, I'll just keep hitting any piece of tail that rolls my way.

Direction? I really wouldn't know how to answer that. I'm that type of person that no matter what I'm doing, I get all caught up in it where I can't just do it and be fine with that. I have to be the best at it or I'm angry with myself. It doesn't matter if it's playing guitar, lifting weights, playing video games or my shit job. Something inside of me doesn't allow me to be okay with just "good enough." To the point where if I have nobody to compete with, I'm competing against myself from the day before. So that should give you an idea of what direction I'm headed in life.

As far as an outlook on life goes. I want to have a positive outlook, but I tend to be too angry and worried about things to just let them go and be positive. Which is kind of against the character I portray to people I'm interacting with. To them, I'm always trying to crack jokes and act like I don't take things too seriously, but the whole time, I am.

[kelkel]

I'll just keep hitting any piece of tail that rolls my way.

Ahh, another chubby chaser like Haz.

[Hazard]

Ahh, another chubby chaser like Haz.

Ill take a phat ass over skin n bones any day!

[kelkel]

Ill take a phat ass over skin n bones any day!

Patiently waiting for Hoggage to insert picture.......

[Honkey_Kong]

Ahh, another chubby chaser like Haz.

I am no fat-chick thriller, I just am a little more honest than most guys. I see it like this, I don't care who you are or how good your game is, nobody is hitting home-runs every time they come to the plate. Sometimes, you have to do the less glorious thing and lean in to a pitch just to get on base and subsequently score.

And most guys won't admit this, but at 1am, you've not secured that 10 for the night, but you see a fat 1-2 out there. She's drunk and horny and you think to yourself "fvck it" and then you take that mammoth home for an Animal Planet style fvcking. You probably will lie to your buddies the next day about it and she goes from whale to swimsuit model in your retelling of the story.

But nobody except those fvcks with the sick fetishes desire that. We just lower our standards so that we can score.

[Hazard]

I am no fat-chick thriller, I just am a little more honest than most guys. I see it like this, I don't care who you are or how good your game is, nobody is hitting home-runs every time they come to the plate. Sometimes, you have to do the less glorious thing and lean in to a pitch just to get on base and subsequently score.

And most guys won't admit this, but at 1am, you've not secured that 10 for the night, but you see a fat 1-2 out there. She's drunk and horny and you think to yourself "fvck it" and then you take that mammoth home for an Animal Planet style fvcking. You probably will lie to your buddies the next day about it and she goes from whale to swimsuit model in your retelling of the story.

But nobody except those fvcks with the sick fetishes desire that. We just lower our standards so that we can score.

I won't take a whale home...... I like a girl with a small waist and big ass. Not fat and sloppy.

[Honkey_Kong]

I won't take a whale home...... I like a girl with a small waist and big ass. Not fat and sloppy.

See what I mean? Most guys wont admit they'd do it.