Life goals

[kelkel]

I'll just keep hitting any piece of tail that rolls my way.

Ahh, another chubby chaser like Haz.

[Hazard]

Ahh, another chubby chaser like Haz.

Ill take a phat ass over skin n bones any day!

[kelkel]

Ill take a phat ass over skin n bones any day!

Patiently waiting for Hoggage to insert picture.......

[Honkey_Kong]

Ahh, another chubby chaser like Haz.

I am no fat-chick thriller, I just am a little more honest than most guys. I see it like this, I don't care who you are or how good your game is, nobody is hitting home-runs every time they come to the plate. Sometimes, you have to do the less glorious thing and lean in to a pitch just to get on base and subsequently score.

And most guys won't admit this, but at 1am, you've not secured that 10 for the night, but you see a fat 1-2 out there. She's drunk and horny and you think to yourself "fvck it" and then you take that mammoth home for an Animal Planet style fvcking. You probably will lie to your buddies the next day about it and she goes from whale to swimsuit model in your retelling of the story.

But nobody except those fvcks with the sick fetishes desire that. We just lower our standards so that we can score.

[Hazard]

I am no fat-chick thriller, I just am a little more honest than most guys. I see it like this, I don't care who you are or how good your game is, nobody is hitting home-runs every time they come to the plate. Sometimes, you have to do the less glorious thing and lean in to a pitch just to get on base and subsequently score.

And most guys won't admit this, but at 1am, you've not secured that 10 for the night, but you see a fat 1-2 out there. She's drunk and horny and you think to yourself "fvck it" and then you take that mammoth home for an Animal Planet style fvcking. You probably will lie to your buddies the next day about it and she goes from whale to swimsuit model in your retelling of the story.

But nobody except those fvcks with the sick fetishes desire that. We just lower our standards so that we can score.

I won't take a whale home...... I like a girl with a small waist and big ass. Not fat and sloppy.

[Honkey_Kong]

I won't take a whale home...... I like a girl with a small waist and big ass. Not fat and sloppy.

See what I mean? Most guys wont admit they'd do it.