You do look like shit dfarre. In fact you are shit. You've got as many friends as the amount of girls you've slept with because you're such a piece of shit.
it's taken you 25 years to not even kiss a girl let alone fvck one. Is that because they laugh at your tiny cock that hasn't grown since you were 6 years old?
I mean come on, your life must have no meaning, maybe you should do something about that?