Stop calling me Sir

[T-boner]

I get carded but wife doesn't. She laughs at me and says I'm old. I said as long as they are still carding you, I'm doing just fine.

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I get carded but wife doesn't. She laughs at me and says I'm old. I said as long as they are still carding you, I'm doing just fine.

Carded? Did you say carded? OMG, I actually don't remember when that happened last - jealous though!

Driving back from the farmer's market with my wife, windows open - at a stop light and a couple of skater dudes go "really like your car sir". The car really likes its props, I'll accept a sir for that one - wife was laughing her butt off.