Official Smack Talk Pre-Competition Thread

[Capebuffalo]

If your name is

* Bizzarro
* DocToxin
* Euroholic
* Ghettoboyd
* Krugerr
* Quester
* Shotsf1red
* YeahBuddy
*HallowedZeus

I want to hear what you have to say. What are you going to do. Who are you going to do it to. Who's going to win. Who's going to suck high tit an a low dog.

Talk the talk. But you better damn walk the walk.

[hollowedzeus]

You guys better have your gear stacks ready... That's all I'm saying...

16th... off switch becomes on switch

[songdog]

This should be fun to see who talks the most smack! Going to be hard to beat OB he was the king of talking sh1t!

[hollowedzeus]

This should be fun to see who talks the most smack! Going to be hard to be OB he was the king of talking sh1t!

I'll try my best

[ghettoboyd]

this is tough for me as I'm not much of a machismo shit talker I let the work speak for itself...that said I am in this thing I have decided because someone needs to step up and I feel I owe it to the board to participate...I can tell you all I will be running for gear is test at a cruse dose as I just completed a blast...I stay pretty lean year round so beware bitches I'm still a threat...who here is serious about this its time to step the fuck up and declare your intentions...then stand in line behind me and know your place lol...

[NACH3]

I like this

[Capebuffalo]

this is tough for me as I'm not much of a machismo shit talker I let the work speak for itself...that said I am in this thing I have decided because someone needs to step up and I feel I owe it to the board to participate...I can tell you all I will be running for gear is test at a cruse dose as I just completed a blast...I stay pretty lean year round so beware bitches I'm still a threat...who here is serious about this its time to step the fuck up and declare your intentions...then stand in line behind me and know your place lol...

That was the best around the way smack talk I've heard. Very sneaky.

[NACH3]

That was the best around the way smack talk I've heard. Very sneaky.

I thought the same - liked the ending

[tarmyg]

I’m just looking around to see who’s gonna finish second.

[Obs]

This should be fun to see who talks the most smack! Going to be hard to be OB he was the king of talking sh1t!

Its not shit if it comes true.

[DocToxin8]

I'm looking forward to the comp. will probably change my goal to cutting as I've mentioned. This won't require much gear either so it means I'll be able to enter at any time, just need to finish this blast/bulk first.

As for talking shit I'm not much good at it,
well, that's not true at all actually. I'm very good at ranting on about some crazy idea that might preoccupy my thoughts at any moment.
So I can't say I'll know what I'll say before I've said it.
Just have to take it as it comes I guess.

Will say this though; I'm awaiting BW from today and my BP was 130/70,
so I'm hopeful things will be in the clear and if so this will be fun!

[Capebuffalo]

As for talking shit I'm not much good at it,
well, that's not true at all actually. I'm very good at it.

My name's DocToxin and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. And I'm going to win.

Will say this though; I'm awaiting BW from today and my BP was 130/70,
so I'm hopeful things will be in the clear and if so this will be fun!

Fixed. You tell em Doc.

[AKD_FitChick]

This will be fun to read!

[hollowedzeus]

Who's taking bets then?

[Capebuffalo]

Who's taking bets then?

Rajincajun usually runs the odds.

[hollowedzeus]

Rajincajun usually runs the odds.

Good good. Can't wait to see mine:')

[Capebuffalo]

I’m just looking around to see who’s gonna finish second.Krugerr I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Like a spider monkey! Go on! .

Fixed.

[RaginCajun]

Is that the complete list?

I want to get started on the odds

Will start taking bets as soon as the list of participants is complete

[hollowedzeus]

Is that the complete list?

I want to get started on the odds

Will start taking bets as soon as the list of participants is complete

Good I want to start to make my list of who's on Team Zeus

[Capebuffalo]

Is that the complete list?

I want to get started on the odds

Will start taking bets as soon as the list of participants is complete

I believe so.

[hammerheart]

this is tough for me as I'm not much of a machismo shit talker I let the work speak for itself...that said I am in this thing I have decided because someone needs to step up and I feel I owe it to the board to participate...I can tell you all I will be running for gear is test at a cruse dose as I just completed a blast...I stay pretty lean year round so beware bitches I'm still a threat...who here is serious about this its time to step the fuck up and declare your intentions...then stand in line behind me and know your place lol...

I am bizzarro. I'm a small Italian of 160lbs. Your argument is invalid.

[Capebuffalo]

I am bizzarro. I'm a small Italian of 160lbs. Your argument is invalid."I'm forty-seven. Forty-seven years old. You know how I stayed alive this long? Fear. Fearsome acts. A man steals from me, I cut off his hand. If he lies to me, I cut out his tongue. If he stands up against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike and lift it up for all to see. A spectacle of fearsome acts. That's what maintains the order of things. Fear

Fixed.

You guys really need to learn to talk shit.

[ghettoboyd]

I am bizzarro. I'm a small Italian of 160lbs. Your argument is invalid.

ohh burn i think?...what?...

[hollowedzeus]

ohh burn i think?...what?...

I think you got roasted

[Capebuffalo]

ohh burn i think?...what?...

Your argument is invalid. A polite way of saying I will drink wine from your skull.

I think.

[songdog]

this is tough for me as I'm not much of a machismo shit talker I let the work speak for itself...that said I am in this thing I have decided because someone needs to step up and I feel I owe it to the board to participate...I can tell you all I will be running for gear is test at a cruse dose as I just completed a blast...I stay pretty lean year round so beware bitches I'm still a threat...who here is serious about this its time to step the fuck up and declare your intentions...then stand in line behind me and know your place lol...

I don't know why you put a S on bitch beacuse there is only one of them here and I won't mention his name beacuse he might get a complex

[Obs]

There is a whole lot of luke warm piss in here! Are you maggots sleeping together?
Cape said talk shit not hold hands!

[hollowedzeus]

I think the first call of action is finding out what the punishment is for everyone for getting spanked off a natural beginner. Not that I'm insinuating anything but you lots will be shitting vasoline for weeks after I've fucked shit up

[Obs]

I think the first call of action is finding out what the punishment is for everyone for getting spanked off a natural beginner. Not that I'm insinuating anything but you lots will be shitting vasoline for weeks after I've fucked shit up

This is how it is done! Next you must pick on the weakest mucle group. You find it in each one and bury your heel and twist your foot!

[Couchlock]

Talking shit?

Sheeit, anyone even dreams about talking shit to me, they better wake up and apologize. If they know what's good for 'em.

[hollowedzeus]

This is how it is done! Next you must pick on the weakest mucle group. You find it in each one and bury your heel and twist your foot!

How dare you assume my calves!

[Obs]

How dare you assume my calves!

Post pics! Show us those girly chicken bottoms! All of you post pics so you guys can see what you have to make fun of!

[hollowedzeus]

Post pics! Show us those girly chicken bottoms! All of you post pics so you guys can see what you have to make fun of!

I'm keeping the suspense and tension until the 16th obs. I may be the smallest and fattest but am gonna win

[songdog]

Talking shit?

Sheeit, anyone even dreams about talking shit to me, they better wake up and apologize. If they know what's good for 'em.

Why you going to stand on a chair and kick them in the knee?

[Obs]

Why you going to stand on a chair and kick them in the knee?

He will crawl up on your shoulders and shit in your hair.

[Couchlock]

Why you going to stand on a chair and kick them in the knee?

Nope, break a jaw or orbital

[songdog]

Nope, break a jaw or orbital

I had a couple guys really say something thing like that too me.After all was said in done my lawyer made out like a fat rat keeping me out of jail Now I just smile and walk away it's cheaper!

[hollowedzeus]

I had a couple guys really say something thing like that too me.After all was said in done my lawyer made out like a fat rat keeping me out of jail Now I just smile and walk away it's cheaper!

And it's classy!

[ghettoboyd]

I think the first call of action is finding out what the punishment is for everyone for getting spanked off a natural beginner. Not that I'm insinuating anything but you lots will be shitting vasoline for weeks after I've fucked shit up

its your to win bro to be quite honest...

[hollowedzeus]

its your to win bro to be quite honest...

How so?