Assist Kimbo in courting Italian girl

[Kimbo Almond]

So I was supposed to go street skating through Paris for the 'Pari Roller' but I would up in Milan, Italy instead.

I met a street skater girl in Milan and I definitely think there's a mutual attraction between us, but whether it's worth one of us emigrating is a different matter.

So anyway I'm considering how to play this one. My solicitor sent me a message last week to say he "received a big offer" and so by the end of this month I might have six figures in my bank account, which of course means that I can go places and do things.

Italian girl and I have been texting back and forth a little since I left Italy, but now I need to figure out what to do next. Her birthday was last week and so I told her I'd get her a belated birthday present.

I'm thinking that I might record a video message for her saying I'm back home now and I finally finalised my court case and so I wanna give you a trip to the Pari Roller as a belated birthday present. The idea being that we'll spend a long weekend together in Paris.

[Ernst]

Do not promise or even suggest anything until the funds are clear and in your account.

You just met this chick. Send a present. See where it goes. FWIW, I'd just send like a set of cool skate wheels and matching laces.

Likely this will turn out to be nothing. That's just life. You may just have a cool friend who you can meet up with on occasion at Euro skate events... But you'll never know if you don't try.

[Kimbo Almond]

You just met this chick. Send a present. See where it goes. FWIW, I'd just send like a set of cool skate wheels and matching laces.

Bro I'm 31. Need to have my first child within 2 years from now. Can't spend 6 months here and there tip-toe'ing around girls.

I actually think she wants me as much as I want her, so maybe I can push for the Pari Roller.

Likely this will turn out to be nothing. That's just life. You may just have a cool friend who you can meet up with on occasion at Euro skate events... But you'll never know if you don't try.

I have enough life experience by now to spot a gem when I see one. I spent a few hours at an indoor skating arena in Milan with this girl, she's Italian but her English is immaculate, she can skate and grind up ramps, she's polite and softly spoken, she wears loose-fitting clothes.

I'll definitely put more thought into this but if I can get her to Paris then I might dive in head first.

I don't speak Italian but I'm enthusiastic to learn. I can hold a conversation in 3 languages already ... they say it gets exponentially easier with each new language you learn.

After the Pari Roller, I'm taking her swimming with dolphins along the Mediterranean.

[Capebuffalo]

Write her a poem.

[< <Samson> >]

Damn,

Well GL - either or, you'll b just fine


And Damn - I been in the US too long, haven't seen Italy in over two decades

[Kimbo Almond]

Write her a poem.

Waiting on her home address from an Italian private investigator ... then I'm gonna drop poems down her chimney

[Proximal]

Waiting on her home address from an Italian private investigator ... then I'm gonna drop poems down her chimney

No offense but are you trying to court her or freak the f*** out of her?

[Kimbo Almond]

Wanna see a pic of her?

[Mooseman33]

you have no place reproducing in society, please do not have children.

You are without doubt the creepiest person on this forum.

You need to be somewhere that you cannot communicate with anyone from the real world, you are serious threat to society.

[Proximal]

Wanna see a pic of her?

Lol. You got me again, thought you were being serious.

[Kimbo Almond]

Here she is.....

[Proximal]

My solicitor sent me a message last week to say he "received a big offer" and so by the end of this month I might have six figures in my bank account, which of course means that I can go places and do things.

Kimbo, I’m stuck at home waiting for a new tv. I’m trying to read, but my ADD, limits that to short bouts.

You sound like Pip from Great Expectations. Is the $ from Magwhich?

[Kimbo Almond]

Kimbo, I’m stuck at home waiting for a new tv. I’m trying to read, but my ADD, limits that to short bouts.

You sound like Pip from Great Expectations. Is the $ from Magwhich?

I was in a residential Catholic rehab 3 years ago and there was a guy working there touching people. My compensation might be 6 figures.

[Proximal]

Here she is.....

She’s beautiful , I can see why you are so smitten.

[Mooseman33]

She’s beautiful , I can see why you are so smitten.

am i in another world?

what in sams hell are you looking at?

she beautiful? looks like a 12 year old boy.

[Proximal]

I was in a residential Catholic rehab 3 years ago and there was a guy working there touching people. My compensation might be 6 figures.

If that’s true, and I’m not saying it’s not, then use the money well. It’s just that other threads suggest to me that well, you’re not always serious.

This is a nice break from my book.

[Proximal]

am i in another world?

what in sams hell are you looking at?

she beautiful? looks like a 12 year old boy.

I know, I’m just f’n around as I’m pretty sure Kimbo is doing.

I’m bored out of my mind.

[Capebuffalo]

am i in another world?

what in sams hell are you looking at?

she beautiful? looks like a 12 year old boy.

That’s what I see. I also see a restraining order in the near future.

[Kimbo Almond]

am i in another world?

what in sams hell are you looking at?

she beautiful? looks like a 12 year old boy.

Yeah but a 12yr old boy who can SKATE

[Kimbo Almond]

If that’s true, and I’m not saying it’s not, then use the money well. It’s just that other threads suggest to me that well, you’re not always serious.

This is a nice break from my book.

Yes it's true. I'm jointly suing the rehab and also the police (because the police discarded my statement). Meeting with my solicitor on 7th Jan.

[Proximal]

Yes it's true. I'm jointly suing the rehab and also the police (because the police discarded my statement). Meeting with my solicitor on 7th Jan.

Good luck with the solicitor.

You know, I kind of swept my wife off her feet like you might do.

She loved the idea of me tracking down her address using a PI. And then when I climbed up on her roof to drop love notes down her chimney; OMG, she thought that was adorable.

You’re a funny dude Kimbo, or frightenly psychotic.

[Kimbo Almond]

You’re a funny dude Kimbo, or frightenly psychotic.

I've been sectioned twice, and my parents have a restraining order against me. The joke's on them though, because I've already reported them for benefits fraud and tax evasion; I'd be very very very surprised if they weren't audited because of it, and next I'm going to BLANK my original family home.

Satan knitted me together in my mother's barren womb and now it is incumbant upon me to ruin my family.

(For legal reasons I've censored one word above)

[Proximal]

F*** Kimbo, I was just starting to have fun.

My post was going to be that I too like dark subjects & was wondering if you wanted to go back & forth for a while.

HOWEVER, what I also was going to add that as long as there is not even a hint of wanting to do harm to somebody else or yourself & you already crossed the line.

[Proximal]

Do you understand the moral quandary you pose when you post things of that nature?

Could you do me a solid, delete that sh** and lets have some fun.

[GearHeaded]

Kimbo , have you ever thought about taking up bodybuilding , training, fitness etc.. ? you seem to have a lot of idol time on your hands that could be used more productively

[Proximal]

Kimbo , have you ever thought about taking up bodybuilding , training, fitness etc.. ? you seem to have a lot of idol time on your hands that could be used more productively

In an odd way I find Kimbo’s posts more easily relax me than your explanations about glucose absorption into the muscles, lol! Your knowledge about physiology is as frightening as Kimbo is to society.

Awesome, one of the TV installers have arrived.

[Kimbo Almond]

Kimbo , have you ever thought about taking up bodybuilding , training, fitness etc.. ? you seem to have a lot of idol time on your hands that could be used more productively

I'm starting back in the gym tomorrow, I've just finished a 10-day silent retreat today. I'm considering doing a monster cycle of test/eq/deca/tren/var/hgh. Still not decided though.

[almostgone]

Kimbo, how old is this young lady?

[Proximal]

Kimbo, how old is this young lady?

Now I’m confused. I thought he said the girl was a 12 year old boy that could skate.

[almostgone]

Maybe I'm confused, Prox. He mentioned having children so I thought the pic was of a very young lady? I'm stressing "young".

[Proximal]

Maybe I'm confused, Prox. He mentioned having children so I thought the pic was of a very young lady? I'm stressing "young".

Post 19 above. I just was “thinking “ this was another attempt at humor on Kimbo’s part and having some fun.

[Proximal]

Kimbo, I do hope you know that I am only messing with you.

At the end of another thread, ultimately you said it was all a joke, I’m assuming the same here.

[almostgone]

Post 19 above. I just was “thinking “ this was another attempt at humor on Kimbo’s part and having some fun.

Gotcha. This just took a really weird turn. I feel nauseated.

[Kimbo Almond]

Kimbo, how old is this young lady?

Twenty two

[Kimbo Almond]

Now I’m confused. I thought he said the girl was a 12 year old boy that could skate.

Adult female aged 22

[almostgone]

Twenty two

Then I would take things slow and easy. No need to rush to meet up. Let things progress and run their course. Usually (but not always) rushing into things is a fast way to a mistake or have a misunderstanding.

[Kimbo Almond]

Then I would take things slow and easy. No need to rush to meet up. Let things progress and run their course. Usually (but not always) rushing into things is a fast way to a mistake or have a misunderstanding.

I'm still trying to make sense of the last two msgs she sent me. She might already be put off me. Or maybe she has a bf. Anyway I'm on the train home now to get to my church before midnight for the countdown.

[Proximal]

Adult female aged 22

Cool. Hey were you serious about getting her address through an investigator? I mean no disrespect. It might come off sweet if you surprise her by sending her something, but it might freak her out a bit lol.

[Kimbo Almond]

Cool. Hey were you serious about getting her address through an investigator? I mean no disrespect. It might come off sweet if you surprise her by sending her something, but it might freak her out a bit lol.

Nah I wouldn't send her anything or show up at her place unless she told me where she lived.

I only ask PI's to get me home addresses when I dislike someone. A friend of mine used to work in the tax office in Dublin, so you could give him the registration of any car and he'd get you the home address. He got the home address of a cop one time.

[Proximal]

Nah I wouldn't send her anything or show up at her place unless she told me where she lived.

I only ask PI's to get me home addresses when I dislike someone. A friend of mine used to work in the tax office in Dublin, so you could give him the registration of any car and he'd get you the home address. He got the home address of a cop one time.

Cool. Yeah, I've used a "service" as well, checking on someone I was doing business with. Even searched myself once to see what was out there.