Bergytrons first cycle log

[Family_guy]

So I'm retarded and can't math. I put 5 cc of bac water in my hcg 5000 iu. That's 1000 iu a cc. Maybe I was nervous or excited but I put 1/2 cc in my belly (500iu) witch seemed like a lot. Should I call it good for the week? Also would that give a guy the shits cause yesterday I felt like dog shit and was pissing out my ass and felt like crap.

I thought only girls pee out of their butts?