Wild rabbits at local park -- Disposable Pet

[Fluidic Kimbo]

Well you didn't have a license to trap it in the first place, so that's poaching. releasing the squirrel offsets that offense.

I think if I kill myself, the squirrel can live. There's a loophole in the legal text that says the specimen must be killed -- but I'm also a human specimen.

[Honkey_Kong]

I think if I kill myself, the squirrel can live. There's a loophole in the legal text that says the specimen must be killed -- but I'm also a human specimen.

Dude stop being a crazy shitbag and let the poor squirrel go. You didn't hunt him for sport or food. You just did it because you're being a dickhead that wanted to torture an animal.

[Mooseman33]

I think if I kill myself, the squirrel can live. There's a loophole in the legal text that says the specimen must be killed -- but I'm also a human specimen.

this makes the most sense. god speed.