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    Quote Originally Posted by Cylon357 View Post
    What would be the benefit? To see how bad you feel with zero test?

    Blood work WILL tell you what you need to know, that's just science. Well, you would need a DRE to really know for sure on the prostate... I suggest finding a hot, large boobed, Indian lady doctor with a dirty mind and thin little fingers for that. That same lady doctor could also cure your ED issues too, so two birds, one stone and all.

    Seriously, a little strange nookie could put the lead back in your pencil.
    Man I’ve been looking for one of those little Indian Doctors ������

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    Quote Originally Posted by Testie View Post
    Man I’ve been looking for one of those little Indian Doctors ������
    Ideal: my doc looks like Jasmine Shy, who ironically isn't shy at all

    Reality: my doc looks like Pedro Pascal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cylon357 View Post
    Ideal: my doc looks like Jasmine Shy, who ironically isn't shy at all

    Reality: my doc looks like Pedro Pascal.
    My Dr is a sweetheart, but she's a sturdy woman from Tennessee that relocated to my area. Her hand span is almost equal to mine and I swear her fingers look to be the size of bananas when she snaps on the dreaded blue glove .
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    My Dr is a sweetheart, but she's a sturdy woman from Tennessee that relocated to my area. Her hand span is almost equal to mine and I swear her fingers look to be the size of bananas when she snaps on the dreaded blue glove .
    Im lookin at my fingers goin “fuck im no where near a banana”…

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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    My Dr is a sweetheart, but she's a sturdy woman from Tennessee that relocated to my area. Her hand span is almost equal to mine and I swear her fingers look to be the size of bananas when she snaps on the dreaded blue glove .
    My gastroenterologist has hands like Dan Dierdorf. The worst combination...

    Adding: some of yall may be to young to remember MNF when Dierdorf, AL Michaels and maybe Frank Gifford were calling it. I don't remember the exact lineup, just that there were three of them. Anyhow, they had a single cable mic that they passed around back then, and would start with, say, Gifford. He was a QB, and a good sized fellow, so it looked normal: normal sized hand, normal sized mic. Then he would pass it to Michaels. Same deal, normal mic, normal hand. Then to Dierdorf. It looked like Shrek holding a "Malibu Barbie" teacup. Hands the size of a catchers mitt.

    So yeah, when I say "my GI doc has hands like Dan Dierdorf", that's what I mean.

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