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[Cylon357]

Man I’ve been looking for one of those little Indian Doctors ������

Ideal: my doc looks like Jasmine Shy, who ironically isn't shy at all

Reality: my doc looks like Pedro Pascal.

[almostgone]

Ideal: my doc looks like Jasmine Shy, who ironically isn't shy at all

Reality: my doc looks like Pedro Pascal.

My Dr is a sweetheart, but she's a sturdy woman from Tennessee that relocated to my area. Her hand span is almost equal to mine and I swear her fingers look to be the size of bananas when she snaps on the dreaded blue glove .

[Cuz]

My Dr is a sweetheart, but she's a sturdy woman from Tennessee that relocated to my area. Her hand span is almost equal to mine and I swear her fingers look to be the size of bananas when she snaps on the dreaded blue glove .

Im lookin at my fingers goin “fuck im no where near a banana”…

[Cylon357]

My Dr is a sweetheart, but she's a sturdy woman from Tennessee that relocated to my area. Her hand span is almost equal to mine and I swear her fingers look to be the size of bananas when she snaps on the dreaded blue glove .

My gastroenterologist has hands like Dan Dierdorf. The worst combination...

Adding: some of yall may be to young to remember MNF when Dierdorf, AL Michaels and maybe Frank Gifford were calling it. I don't remember the exact lineup, just that there were three of them. Anyhow, they had a single cable mic that they passed around back then, and would start with, say, Gifford. He was a QB, and a good sized fellow, so it looked normal: normal sized hand, normal sized mic. Then he would pass it to Michaels. Same deal, normal mic, normal hand. Then to Dierdorf. It looked like Shrek holding a "Malibu Barbie" teacup. Hands the size of a catchers mitt.

So yeah, when I say "my GI doc has hands like Dan Dierdorf", that's what I mean.