I had a girlfriend in Germany. she would love to go to the gardens at the castle in Karlsrue. We were walking along the sidewalk, next to a large building, and suddenly she grabs my hand and pulls me into the bushes. There is this little "gardner" gap between the bushes and the building to help them trim the bushes in the back. She gets down on her knees, undoes my pants, and proceeds to take care of business. I'm looking around, unsure of whether or not we are visible from the sidewalk. We were only three or four feet, maybe five, from the walkway. As she's going to town, people are walking by, oblivious to what is happening a mere few feet away. Shit, even Omah and Opah walked by having a conversation. Talk about a distraction! Eventually, she finishes me off and within mere moments, once again we are walking along on the sidewalk, hand in hand.