
Originally Posted by
Obs
Oh shit.
I used to jump into holes in the ground 12' deep. With a wrench in each hand. Now I cant jump down from the bed of my truck.
If I were to kickbox it would be ankle kicks every time. I am incapable of putting my ankle on my knee.
I gotta turn my shoulders to look in the passenger side mirror. I get dizzy looking up. I cant use the center console in a vehicle. If my back hurts I can't wipe my ass. After workout I cant reach my face. I have to apply shaving cream to both hand to get my face even coated. My chiropractor laughs at me...
According to him it would all be better if I took yoga and strectched.
My fighting skills are focused on fainting on my opposition and crushing them, when I run out of air.
I have no dexterity. I get furious trying to pin myself with my clumsy ass hands. I stick a pin in and drop it and it dangles and cuts muscle. I get winded fucking and have to take breaks, "Gimme a minute... Can't breathe.... FUCK IT'S HOT IN HERE!"
More muscle=more blood/oxygen required to operate it. Apparently I need to do cardio some say. I say they are gay though. I just need my heart muscle to get bigger so it can pump more blood and oxygen.
I turn purple during workout and am mentally retarded for thirty minutes afterward. Its wonderful.
All of it. I would have it no other way.