guys, a small girl question?

[VIXI]

Seriously, who puts a frozen turkey in a pillowcase?? Is that a Southern expression??

It happened to an ex of mine...and no I wasn't the one who did it..guess that was her way of waking him up when he wouldn't get out of bed....she also broke his nose with a cow skull once ...hit him with her car...stabbed him in the hand with a fork...and threw his solid wood fouton(is that spelled right?) through his sliding glass window...smashed both of them to bits..bitch got strong when she was pissed I guess...needless to say I'll never understand why he stayed with her...after finding this out...I exited stage left ...very quickly...not up for giving or recieving beatings...unless you pull my hair first...

[bad_man]

Holy crap. Of course, I ask myself "Why did she have a cow skull?" But I'm not sure I want to know the answer. I have a new motto now. She can sleep with more than 24 people, but if she owns a cow skull, I'm outta there.

[VIXI]

Holy crap. Of course, I ask myself "Why did she have a cow skull?" But I'm not sure I want to know the answer. I have a new motto now. She can sleep with more than 24 people, but if she owns a cow skull, I'm outta there.

Western decoration thing he had on the wall...it was cute when not being used as a deadly weapon...

[juicehoe]

**** that woman had him on lock... crazy people in the world!!
A frozen turkey in a pillowcase sounds so prison rules lol

It happened to an ex of mine...and no I wasn't the one who did it..guess that was her way of waking him up when he wouldn't get out of bed....she also broke his nose with a cow skull once ...hit him with her car...stabbed him in the hand with a fork...and threw his solid wood fouton(is that spelled right?) through his sliding glass window...smashed both of them to bits..bitch got strong when she was pissed I guess...needless to say I'll never understand why he stayed with her...after finding this out...I exited stage left ...very quickly...not up for giving or recieving beatings...unless you pull my hair first...

[bad_man]

i would if i could find the right one, but that seems like an impossible task. 96% of them dont even past my first test. I think that 95 something % of the population is undateable for me

Weren't you naked in a hot tub this weekend? Any housewife material there?

[juicehoe]

Weren't you naked in a hot tub this weekend? Any housewife material there?

im going to have to say no... they are AR cycle slut materal

[VIXI]

im going to have to say no... they are AR cycle slut materal

what exactly is that supposed to mean? We aren't calling names are we...Mr. Walken would never approve...

[bad_man]

It's time to make like a baby and head out. When I get home I'm going to open a case of beer and tell my wife to take one out for every person she's slept with. If the case is empty - well you guys know what I have to do. I'll have to hide the cow skulls and turkeys first.

Bad Man out!!

[VIXI]

Later guys...off to work...

[juicehoe]

what exactly is that supposed to mean? We aren't calling names are we...Mr. Walken would never approve...

lol never... im just saying if i posted pics and said they were hot tub sluts that every guy on here would be asking for some ass lol. Mr. walken is the ****

[VIXI]

lol...touchee...night guys...off to work i go...outtie 5000

[juicehoe]

lol...touchee...night guys...off to work i go...outtie 5000

k later... its been fun

[spywizard]

yes immature, and shallow.........

but maybe this will help..

option 1

Do to her all the nasty things that you can imagine...... be the freakiest freak she has ever had.....

then you will know that you are the man..

option 2

You are not in the same league as this woman.. you want to date her.. do it.. if you want to marry her?? refer to option 1

[jbigdog69]

yes immature, and shallow.........

but maybe this will help..

option 1

Do to her all the nasty things that you can imagine...... be the freakiest freak she has ever had.....

then you will know that you are the man..

option 2

You are not in the same league as this woman.. you want to date her.. do it.. if you want to marry her?? refer to option 1

[juicehoe]

lol sound advice

yes immature, and shallow.........

but maybe this will help..

option 1

Do to her all the nasty things that you can imagine...... be the freakiest freak she has ever had.....

then you will know that you are the man..

option 2

You are not in the same league as this woman.. you want to date her.. do it.. if you want to marry her?? refer to option 1

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

So where is this post going? I got lost halfway through

[jbigdog69]

So where is this post going? I got lost halfway through

The only thing I got lost in was your avater Bro...

[VIXI]

That's my boy blue!!!

[spywizard]

Little boy blue............... He needed the money....... ohhhhhhhhhhh

That's my boy blue!!!

[DADDYDBOL]

It happened to an ex of mine...and no I wasn't the one who did it..guess that was her way of waking him up when he wouldn't get out of bed....she also broke his nose with a cow skull once ...hit him with her car...stabbed him in the hand with a fork...and threw his solid wood fouton(is that spelled right?) through his sliding glass window...smashed both of them to bits..bitch got strong when she was pissed I guess...needless to say I'll never understand why he stayed with her...after finding this out...I exited stage left ...very quickly...not up for giving or recieving beatings...unless you pull my hair first...

these girls from LA, man, I swear they will kill your ass as soon as look at you. I know, they are CRAZY!!! If you meet one, run. For real, its hard to say no, I couldn't many times and each time I got SKREWED!!! Its their temper...girls from TX are kinda laid back but these chicks from LA will bust your ass. Just my .02...

[VIXI]

You've got problems then. Even that one woman in Texas that killed her 5 or so kids? Or the other woman, Texas again, that stoned 2 of her kids to death because 'god' told her to do so? Or how about the girl who ran some guy over and let him bleed to death slowly for 2 days in her garage? I also think that was in Texas. What the hell is wrong with Texas? Even if you really do believe it, I think you should consider leaving Texas women out of your statement. Too many of them are deranged.

GUESS YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS...

[DADDYDBOL]

Oh yeah, theres some crazy ass ppl here too. I'm just saying the girls from LA will call you out and bust your balls before they will look the other way. And they usually have like three huge ass brothers...

[VIXI]

Alrighty then...

[DADDYDBOL]

Alrighty then...

Glad to please you...




Guys....see what I was saying????

[RageControl]

To me and most others dating is like hunting. Why do people hunt bears ? because its a challenge and theres a prize at the end. If bears where like rats and everyone could kill one whenever they wanted nobody would hunt them. They would be like your everyday sewer rat. Now this might sound lame and superficial but think about it.... Nobody wants a sewer rat.

[sooners04]

I just think about baseball, oh and all the nasty things I did with other girls. Then that makes me feel better.

[OwnItOnDVD]

my .02 is that I LOVE GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS AND MORE GIRLS!

[Spoon]

I can remember mine. I just have to do the alphabet thing.
A= altria amy1 amy2 anna alesa b= beverly, billy jean, C= cindy, carla, etc etc. I some times have to go back but I usualy get almost all of them.

hehe you take the cake bro!

[PuddleMonkey]

Glad to please you...




Guys....see what I was saying????

She is a little ball breaker isn't she? lol

[VIXI]

She is a little ball breaker isn't she? lol

But when I called you a whore...I meant it in the sweetest way possible...doesn't that count for something?...sheesh

[PuddleMonkey]

But when I called you a whore...I meant it in the sweetest way possible...xxxSass

I can't be a whore, I only got a 190 on the kink test

[PuddleMonkey]

Too late, I already quoted you before you edited. I'm quick on the draw.

[VIXI]

Too late, I already quoted you before you edited. I'm quick on the draw.

I just added...but don't be sad ya old puddlemonkey...being a wanna be whore is even worse then all us freaks...cause then you're really not a plus in either way...lol...j/k...xxxSass

[VIXI]

So in losing...you win..and I'll still call you a whore if you want me to..

[PuddleMonkey]

I just want to know which guys besides the obvious (Tock and Ron) said, "Yeah, I like my pooper to be fingered". I have no idea how some of you scored so high!

[PuddleMonkey]

So in losing...you win..and I'll still call you a whore if you want me to..

Does that deal come with spankings?

[Spoon]

hey guys im lost whats going on?

[decadbal]

hey bro, back to topic, you said earlier you didnt know how many, so how do u know shes a roadwhore? are you just assuming? or did she say, wow ive banged alot of dudes. i dont know your feelings, they seem to be the same as mine, i dont like girls who just sleep around, so if it effects you that much, find another one, also though remember when a girl wont date you bc you did the same thing.

[jbigdog69]

Oh yeah, theres some crazy ass ppl here too. I'm just saying the girls from LA will call you out and bust your balls before they will look the other way. And they usually have like three huge ass brothers...

There are girls in all 50 states that will bust your ballz including my homeland Texas. However, there are way more pretty women in the state of LA. Don't believe me just visit the campus of the LSU tigers. I could go sit on a corner of a busy street on campus and just watch all day long.

[juicehoe]

... I could go sit on a corner of a busy street on campus and just watch all day long.

u do that too
lol j/k