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    Dear Abby

    Dear Abby,

    I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting
    charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently

    become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a
    part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love

    my
    fiancé' and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly
    want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my

    cousin who supports John Kerry for President?

    Signed,

    Worried About My Reputation

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    You seem like a good person. I would not ruin it by admitting your family member supports that bastard. Some things should be left unsaid. Secrets are sometimes good for a relationship.

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    Princess, you rule. Where do you find these gems?

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    That was funny......... If I were her I would leave him for that the other stuff is ok.

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    Talked about a screwed up family..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MBaraso
    Talked about a screwed up family..
    Yeah imagine them supporting Kerry

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    Princess, you rule. Where do you find these gems?
    My dad emailed them to me last night... . I have more.. you want em???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martha
    I would not ruin it by admitting your family member supports that bastard. Some things should be left unsaid.
    hun my dad has a mullet ok.. none of those other things.. damit

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    hun my dad has a mullet ok.. none of those other things.. damit

    I sort of guessed someone in your immediate family sported a mullet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martha
    I sort of guessed someone in your immediate family sported a mullet.
    I told you i was redneck

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    I told you i was redneck

    I don't care what color your neck is as long as we are still allowed to get

    NAKED

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    Post em up.

    Quote Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
    My dad emailed them to me last night... . I have more.. you want em???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martha
    I don't care what color your neck is as long as we are still allowed to get

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    darn skippy

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