Thread: Dear Abby
06-25-2004, 09:13 AM #1ttuPrincess Guest
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting
charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently
become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a
part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love
my fiancé' and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly
want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my
cousin who supports John Kerry for President?
Worried About My Reputation
06-25-2004, 09:18 AM #2
You seem like a good person. I would not ruin it by admitting your family member supports that bastard. Some things should be left unsaid. Secrets are sometimes good for a relationship.
06-25-2004, 09:18 AM #3
Princess, you rule. Where do you find these gems?
06-25-2004, 09:18 AM #4
That was funny......... If I were her I would leave him for that the other stuff is ok.
06-25-2004, 09:18 AM #5
Talked about a screwed up family..
06-25-2004, 09:19 AM #6Originally Posted by MBaraso
06-25-2004, 09:20 AM #7ttuPrincess GuestOriginally Posted by chicamahomico
06-25-2004, 09:21 AM #8ttuPrincess GuestOriginally Posted by Martha
06-25-2004, 09:25 AM #9Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
I sort of guessed someone in your immediate family sported a mullet.
06-25-2004, 09:27 AM #10ttuPrincess GuestOriginally Posted by Martha
06-25-2004, 09:30 AM #11Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
I don't care what color your neck is as long as we are still allowed to get
06-25-2004, 09:33 AM #12
Post em up.
Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
06-25-2004, 09:38 AM #13ttuPrincess GuestOriginally Posted by Martha
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