Dear Abby

[ttuPrincess]

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting
charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently
become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a
part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love
my fiancé' and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly
want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my
cousin who supports John Kerry for President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

[Mart651]

You seem like a good person. I would not ruin it by admitting your family member supports that bastard. Some things should be left unsaid. Secrets are sometimes good for a relationship.

[chicamahomico]

Princess, you rule. Where do you find these gems?

[TheMudMan]

That was funny......... If I were her I would leave him for that the other stuff is ok.

[MBaraso]

Talked about a screwed up family..

[TheMudMan]

Talked about a screwed up family..

Yeah imagine them supporting Kerry

[ttuPrincess]

Princess, you rule. Where do you find these gems?

My dad emailed them to me last night... . I have more.. you want em???

[ttuPrincess]

I would not ruin it by admitting your family member supports that bastard. Some things should be left unsaid.

hun my dad has a mullet ok.. none of those other things.. damit

[Mart651]

hun my dad has a mullet ok.. none of those other things.. damit

I sort of guessed someone in your immediate family sported a mullet.

[ttuPrincess]

I sort of guessed someone in your immediate family sported a mullet.

I told you i was redneck

[Mart651]

I told you i was redneck

I don't care what color your neck is as long as we are still allowed to get

NAKED

[chicamahomico]

Post em up.

My dad emailed them to me last night... . I have more.. you want em???

[ttuPrincess]

I don't care what color your neck is as long as we are still allowed to get

NAKED

darn skippy