Thread: this explains it all....
07-26-2004, 04:34 PM #1
this explains it all....
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now.................
No tailgate parties,
No Home Depot,
No pork BBQ,
No hot dogs,
No chocolate chip cookies,
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
NO ICE COLD BEER.. In fact no beer at all!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing
from the guy in the tower. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your
wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses
and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She
smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better
disposition. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
07-26-2004, 04:38 PM #2Originally Posted by DADDYDBOL
07-26-2004, 04:56 PM #3
you forgot slutty girls at bars....
07-26-2004, 05:02 PM #4
hahahahha.... i think you may be on to something. put it in a letter and send it to osama or one of the other idiots over there. i mean sh-t with one of them things id be pissed lol
07-26-2004, 05:03 PM #5Originally Posted by jcstomper
07-26-2004, 05:10 PM #6Originally Posted by UrbanLegend
07-26-2004, 05:12 PM #7Originally Posted by dirtdawg
Yep......that is to bad. They should be legal in Oregon and Idaho too.....and they should keep going after that....
Last edited by UrbanLegend; 06-13-2005 at 07:51 AM.
07-26-2004, 05:14 PM #8Originally Posted by UrbanLegend
07-26-2004, 05:21 PM #9Originally Posted by dirtdawg
They don't even have gyms. At least I've never heard of one over there. Maybe I'll start a franchise, muhamads gym. Then when it's full, I'll blow it up, blame one of them and collect insurance. I get rich and I just killed a bunch of A holes.
07-27-2004, 05:26 AM #10
All reasons to have a suicidal disposition!
07-27-2004, 05:43 AM #11Spyder Guest
are they allowed to 69? ..... screw it, why would u even want to
07-27-2004, 05:54 AM #12Originally Posted by DADDYDBOL
07-27-2004, 05:58 AM #13
yea its a shame the hole they dug for themselves..
07-27-2004, 07:50 AM #14Spyder Guest
are the women allowed to shave their vagina's?
07-27-2004, 08:08 AM #15
It is a humorous post but it captures the truth. They have nothing to look forward to live for except the "afterlife", thus they are maniacs.
07-27-2004, 11:12 AM #16
It says nothing about flying airplanes into buildings, os I guess thats ok, but they cant eat bacon.
07-27-2004, 11:42 AM #17Originally Posted by Prime
07-27-2004, 11:46 AM #18Originally Posted by Soldier of Misfortune
07-27-2004, 11:52 AM #19Member
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I thought Wal-mart was the whole reason they hated up. That **** store can rot in hell, sorry to all the female's out there..........any my old lady will never read this thread, lmao
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