Serious sex question so dont ****ing make fun of me now

[mass junkie]

brave heart...

no way..... how about pearl harbor?


FU mudman ....buttmunch

[spywizard]

Im pretty sure ur kidding bro, but Nooo to long bro, and definitly not a movie to get u in the mood....

OG

but if she is bored.. sex is the name of the game..

and if she steps out on ya.. you saw an all time great movie..

[OGPackin]

something that would be good to get her in the right mood and that isnt to cheesy

Ok thata boy....Boogie Nights might be good? Kinda long, but def a mood movie... Or a chick flick like Keeping the Faith or Notting Hill..?

OG

[Kärnfysikern]

I think booggie nights is a excelent suggestion.

[TheMudMan]

Kill Bill that movie has action and blood........ what more do ya need to turn achick on?

[spywizard]

I think booggie nights is a excelent suggestion.

behind the green door with Linda Lovelace

or

Tarzan Boy Girl and Cheata

[OGPackin]

I think booggie nights is a excelent suggestion.

Great!! Good luck bro and remember dont think about it to much and just have fun!! Make sure u let us know how it goes...

OG

[kc]

Kill Bill that movie has action and blood........ what more do ya need to turn achick on?

right on...Scorpion King or Walking Tall or XXX ....depending on the chick...might wanna try something like that

[OGPackin]

behind the green door with Linda Lovelace

or

Tarzan Boy Girl and Cheata

Orrrrrr The Bare Wench Project. Now thats a classic...

OG

[spywizard]

or anything with


Shawna Edwards in it.......

[mustang331]

Along came polly...

[mustang331]

Along came polly...

[Red Ketchup]

If you want her "acting scared" and getting all cozy to ya you need a scary but not disgusting movie...

Something like "House on Haunted Hill"

Red

[Kärnfysikern]

hum good point red ketchup.
maby the ring or blair witch those are scary as hell but not gory.

[Steroids101]

well got any good movie advice?? We are gonna rent a movie first

Star wars.

Then half way through the movie pull out your dick, witch of course is covered in a glowing purple nylon condom, and proceed to ask her to do battle.

[OGPackin]

If you want her "acting scared" and getting all cozy to ya you need a scary but not disgusting movie...

Something like "House on Haunted Hill"

Red

One of my fav scary movies! Another good one is The Haunting. Both really scary...

OG

[Kärnfysikern]

Time for me to sleep. Thanks for all the advicses. Il let you know what happened that night or if I screwed everything upp so I didnt get any snatch

[Steroids101]

Time for me to sleep. Thanks for all the advicses. Il let you know what happened that night or if I screwed everything upp so I didnt get any snatch

You can't screw anything up. You are the MAN! Remember that.

[OGPackin]

You can't screw anything up. You are the MAN! Remember that.

Thats right bro!! Think positive! Ur going to climb that mountain and plant ur flag...

OG

[Dally]

something that would be good to get her in the right mood and that isnt to cheesy

dont go to the movies.. if you met her in a pub.. take her to a pub.. have a couple to loosen her up, play some pool and hang out for abit... if you get the hint that your gonna hump .. then go.. hey, lets go..

and then hump er.

easy.

but, yes take the cialis ..it'll help ya, if your nervous

Mr.Nervous kills Mr.Whopper EVERY TIME

my girl said you may not know what a whopper is... cause your from Sweden.
ahhahah
sorry

its the same thing as Mr.WANG

and thats not Chinese.


and about eating the poon .. no.. wait for abit .. play with her poon and rub it for awhile ... and this is the trick.. change hands ..when you change hands.. act like your rubbing your hands through your hair as your rubbin with the other hand and give it a quick sniff check.

there you go.

have fun man... your gonna blow a load in 5 or 6 pumps... like me and everyone else on this board for your first pumpdehump.

[mass junkie]

Dont forget to yell before you climax...."this is for my boys of AR"

[Dally]

Dont forget to yell before you climax...."this is for my boys of AR"

HOLY SH*T

I was just edit my post TO SAY that !!

I swear to god... and you know what... Im happy it was you bro

ahhaha

later

and dont forget to spit in her mouth a few times and spank the hell outta her.

[spywizard]

IF it smells like rain, give it some game...
If it smells like fish.. give her the ditch..


tanslation.. if it stinks .. don't eat it....

dont go to the movies.. if you met her in a pub.. take her to a pub.. have a couple to loosen her up, play some pool and hang out for abit... if you get the hint that your gonna hump .. then go.. hey, lets go..

and then hump er.

easy.

but, yes take the cialis ..it'll help ya, if your nervous

Mr.Nervous kills Mr.Whopper EVERY TIME

my girl said you may not know what a whopper is... cause your from Sweden.
ahhahah
sorry

its the same thing as Mr.WANG

and thats not Chinese.


and about eating the poon .. no.. wait for abit .. play with her poon and rub it for awhile ... and this is the trick.. change hands ..when you change hands.. act like your rubbing your hands through your hair as your rubbin with the other hand and give it a quick sniff check.

there you go.

have fun man... your gonna blow a load in 5 or 6 pumps... like me and everyone else on this board for your first pumpdehump.

[PrairieDawg]

IF it smells like rain, give it some game...
If it smells like fish.. give her the ditch..


tanslation.. if it stinks .. don't eat it....

if its your first time dont go down on her at all. you have to do it right to get her reving otherwise shes just going to be like 'wtf are you doing?' lol.

[cb25]

seriously this thread has me lmfao...not at you johan, but at everyone's answers...

god if i had only known then what i know now...

johan, try to relax, and enjoy the hell out of the experience...don't feel self conscious (easier said than done, right?) don't worry about screwing up...you'll be fine.

and like mass said "for the boys at AR!!"

seriously, we'll want details...

anyone else feel like living vicariously? i love it.

[spywizard]

yea.. it's the best....

this thread had better not die..

we need an update..

remember.. ribbed condoms are for her pleasure.. .... who cares.. go thin to win..

seriously this thread has me lmfao...not at you johan, but at everyone's answers...

god if i had only known then what i know now...

johan, try to relax, and enjoy the hell out of the experience...don't feel self conscious (easier said than done, right?) don't worry about screwing up...you'll be fine.

and like mass said "for the boys at AR!!"

seriously, we'll want details...

anyone else feel like living vicariously? i love it.

[cb25]

go thin to win..

this is why i'm laughing so f*cking hard!!! quotes like this...

[mass junkie]

seriously this thread has me lmfao...not at you johan, but at everyone's answers...

god if i had only known then what i know now...

johan, try to relax, and enjoy the hell out of the experience...don't feel self conscious (easier said than done, right?) don't worry about screwing up...you'll be fine.

and like mass said "for the boys at AR!!"

seriously, we'll want details...

anyone else feel like living vicariously? i love it.

Put what you know on her....big boy

[cb25]

Put what you know on her....big boy

who asked for a pic of mass's girl? I know i didn't.

[Dally]

Put what you know on her....big boy

GET SWOLECAT >>>> IT LOOKS LIKE A SHORTHAIRED SERENA WILLIAMS!!

god she is lookin good.

love that pink interior.

[Steroids101]

Put what you know on her....big boy

Who in the hell would buy a doll like that, she's not even looking at you!

[Kärnfysikern]

dont go to the movies.. if you met her in a pub.. take her to a pub.. have a couple to loosen her up, play some pool and hang out for abit... if you get the hint that your gonna hump .. then go.. hey, lets go..

and then hump er.

easy.

but, yes take the cialis ..it'll help ya, if your nervous

The positive thing is that Im quite confident she want to hump lol. Becuase she flat out told me so in a sms
Not going to the movies, Im gonna watch vcr at her place...

I have never popped cialise before but I have ip's cialis. Can there be any nasty sides with cialis that I might get considering I havent tried them?

[Kärnfysikern]

seriously this thread has me lmfao...not at you johan, but at everyone's answers...

god if i had only known then what i know now...

johan, try to relax, and enjoy the hell out of the experience...don't feel self conscious (easier said than done, right?) don't worry about screwing up...you'll be fine.

and like mass said "for the boys at AR!!"

seriously, we'll want details...

anyone else feel like living vicariously? i love it.

lol I try to relax and then Il get you guys some details

[OGPackin]

The positive thing is that Im quite confident she want to hump lol. Becuase she flat out told me so in a sms
Not going to the movies, Im gonna watch vcr at her place...

I have never popped cialise before but I have ip's cialis. Can there be any nasty sides with cialis that I might get considering I havent tried them?

No bro, no sides to worry about with cialis...

OG

[Kärnfysikern]

good then Il pop one for sure. I understand it has a very long activity time like 36 hours or so? So can I pop it anytime today?

[PT]

pop in a cialis and when your on top of her the idea is to bang that girl so hard you put her through the wall, and dont stop till her inner thighs are beet red, and her pusssy is so sore she could barley walk. remember, you waited 25 years for this, who knows you might have to wait another 25 for it to happen again. so bang her as hard as you can for as long as you can.

[Kärnfysikern]

lol not 25 luckily. "just" 20

the onlý thing I hate is that I am MEGA shy. I never dare to do the first move or somethin. But I have never had any blatantly say to me that they want to **** either.

Il just hate it if Im all shy and **** and do nothing and she takes it as Im not interesed in sex afterall.

****ing hell I dont even know a good way to aproach it all

[Juggernaut]

Johan, I take it because you met her in a pub she might be a drinker as well.......maybe a wine or a cocktail or two for the lady.....you don't have to let her know you don't drink, just fix yourself a coke or something. Don't get in a hurry, relax and let the evening unfold slowly.....being in a hurry is never a good thing. Imo no oral sex....stick to the basics for now...maybe later, after you've gotten to know the type of person she is and so forth might be a better plan. Also.....trim you're fingernails (trust me).....get squeaky clean, dress comfortable but not sloppy and put clean sheets on the bed toss a couple of wraps in the night stand. Remain calm and show a little confidence.....hold on letting her know you're a virgin. I'm sure as you converse with one another you get a feel for what she likes and so forth.

[Maraxus]

Hey bro, no shame at all in losing your virginity at 20. Once you tap that a$$ you wont be shy anymore

[OGPackin]

good then Il pop one for sure. I understand it has a very long activity time like 36 hours or so? So can I pop it anytime today?

Hey bro, id wait till a few hours before. Also dont forget to rub one out before. That might help u last a little longer.

OG